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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94167
 19.02.2014
xxx: entered the KFC, got to the degustation, ate a snack

xxx: I came to the station, the dog from boredom came to smell me, sneezed, mints broke up and fucked up.
karma and fucking

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94166
 19.02.2014
- Proposal from the studio: photo session "Change the avatar"
and AGA. Give me an iPhone and let me go to the toilet.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94165
 19.02.2014
The most exciting thing I’ve heard from a girl on February 14:
"Oleg, you understand, in men I value only two qualities - height and brunette!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94164
 19.02.2014
<sh0dan> there is still something good in the hub
<sh0dan> I just realized
<sh0dan> he replaces me magazine "Young Technician"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94163
 19.02.2014
XX: Well, we always have it=) People are broken in the right place. I broke my back when I brushed my teeth.)

YYY: What is it?

xxx:Well I brushed my teeth... I started to brush my tongue, I started to bend to spit and rinse, there was a vomiting urge... well, and my back suddenly shrugged, so on the dishwasher and hanged.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94162
 19.02.2014
yyy:"Who has the breasts that and the main";
xxx:"But all people have breasts"
yyy:"Do not confuse the breasts of all people with my breasts"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94161
 19.02.2014
ML: Schematically drawing a block of change in the sound signal on the sheet.
There was something to fill out the list. I write:
The day
Thy breath
Awakening
the alarm
All is missing.
The bell
Panic screams
...

Running by, sympathetically: "An action plan for every morning?"

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94160
 19.02.2014
2 news in a row, with a terrible deep sense of pain:
Russian Foreign Ministry: U.S. engages in “puppy farming” by imposing western development vector on Ukraine

Siberian shamans call on spirits to win the Russian national team at the Olympics in Sochi

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94159
 19.02.2014
Norway has ALL gold medals for sports involving skiing! = D
In hockey, someone with a score of 4:0 just won.
Norway has won.
Yyy: Probably not much skiing on the ice.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94158
 18.02.2014
The appearance is not the most important thing, it does not matter how a person looks and dresses, it is important what is inside.
You talk like a typical zombie.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94157
 18.02.2014
I worked in a cell reader. And there, along with the phones, a lot of accessories were sold, and among them was a skull-shaped skull. Somehow a couple goes into the store ready for something, looks at the bricks for a long time, and the girl-got says - "Give me this" - and points to the cranium brick. It was necessary to see the face of her and her companion, when I from the shelf, without thinking, shouted to the box office "An, pierce the girl’s skull!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94156
 18.02.2014
UNHUMAN THANK YOU to Alexey (I was the only one who did not shy away from the name of the DOBRODETHER to find out), who carried (absolutely free of charge) four of them from today’s metro collapse to Iljić Square!!! Everyone is good!! And Alexandra too! Plz – publish it

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94155
 18.02.2014
Just two commenters. One is normal and the other... the other is Governor’s.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94154
 18.02.2014
Anton: Evgeny was called twice in Volsk - asked how he set up IPTV.
Anton: Evgeny reacted rude and answered unclearly
Anton: after 3 calls it turned out that Yevgeny was not Yevgeny, but Dmitry
And the phone was wrong.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94153
 18.02.2014
This is:

The question is: how to determine the axis and direction of rotation of the ideal non-metallic ball, which is in vacuum and weightlessness, without disturbing its state.
— — —
Light it with a laser and measure the change in the wavelength of the reflected light along the edges of the visible disk - on one side it will be in the red side (here the surface is removed), on the other - in the purple (here the surface is approaching). The Doppler Effect. The location of the "red" and "violet" zones will show the axis, and the amount of shift is the speed of rotation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №94152
 18.02.2014
From the actual referral about the employer:

As I said in another post, Usachev is a thick-meat crumb, but they are also needed in the hunger years, so that you can kill someone or get rid of them if they are prepared. Tatarnikov - a trembling yupolis, can also be useful for the structure, yupolis are needed everywhere and important everywhere)) Berdnikova - a young woman who had a foolish guess with the candidacy of a foolish man, and who entered a stranger in a friendly team of other royals. The stupid, and the most intelligent thing that visited her stupid head was comrade Brzozovsky’s cock through her mouth. Brzozovsky is the eldest of these clowns, a dumb fool who also dances. I forgot to add – there are the mansion of Fomin (the head of the network department) and the head of the regional department, who is so cool in the bad sense of the word that he, like Volandemort, cannot be named by name. Fomin has long passed through, in whose company she found herself, and just put on all the fox, if applicable to a woman. Her from the regional department - he is just her.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94151
 18.02.2014
One teenager, for example, wrote to Brad that “all people who think that cruel games cause aggression should be shot immediately.”
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That I wrote. I am 42 years old. The fools should be shot.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94150
 18.02.2014
I am pleased with our boys. Frost -20, and they walk in shoes, sportswear, a light jacket, a hat-cockpit on a scarf, but in warm leather gloves on the fur.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94149
 18.02.2014
Prohibition on circular trousers, prohibition on circular...
You are not Russians! To sell, manufacture and import underwear made of synthetic materials. Attention to below!
The manufacturer will write the note in small letters: "This product is not underwear", "Wear over wool socks" or anything else in this style. In any case, they will find out how to get around.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №94148
 18.02.2014
Comments on the video of falling riders:
Mitay: a fuzzy sport. Slowly, quickly and unexpectedly.
Sex in a public bathroom

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