The Mystery:
Sweater with throat, beard
In the bubble: That is it!

Alcohol and cigarettes and passports. I shaved up in the morning and stood in line for cigarettes. The seller, carefully examining me, asks for a passport. I start crawling in the bag in search of a driver's license and here my two spinoffs (4 and 7 years old) run up with the outcry "Daddy buy a kidney!" The seller, looking at me again, silently stretched out the package.

from Twitter.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Now I saw in the subway a black man dressed in black, with a black iPad playing Limbo!!! to

xxx: fun in devil 3 to play for the shaman.
XXX: Allies three, and me six.

It was not democracy that destroyed Athens, as European school teachers claimed, but slavery which made the work of a free citizen contemptible.
K. Marx and F. Engels, Soch., T. XVI, I, p. 98 is

Burzumcheg: Again the hospital
In general, it turned out that I am allergic to antibiotics, well, I told my doctor about it, and he wrote in my card that antibiotics were cancelled. And now fun.
The nurse goes out of leave and calls me for an injection. The following dialogue follows:
Let’s take a break and rest?
I was cancelled, I am allergic.
If you can’t cancel it, I’ll shave you...Okay?
I. And if you cancelled it, I will forge your eyelid out of the lens.
Tom was cut off. Would you see her face when, after checking the map, I pulled behind the fork with a riding smile?

The couple watched today. For the first time in life. Looking at this unit for their descent, only comparisons come to mind from the "Kin-zza-zzi" - "a wheeled gauge" and "a lifelong ethic with nails"... In some incredible steam, at a speed of ~130km/h... fearless people are simply.
We were all broken! How they ran away in the last attempt! And we won! And such a pride for their country, where there are such cportsmen, Alexander Zubkov and Alexei Voevoda! thank you!

Discussion of Domophones
Maiverik: In my house such a lock is opened from my feet. I don't know how it works, but I saw it from the side and even tried it once for interest. You knock with your foot just below the lock and the door opens :D with a whisper and other things, as if the key was delivered.
Scuco, the Russian mentality. Everything is constantly crazy to work, and it works!

The text of the philosophical and psychological content is based on the facts of the author's personal life.
One of the first comments:
The author is absolutely right, which, however, once again confirms that he is a fool.

This smart man:

= is
Knowledge of Russian.

I: Hello to you. I need a certificate from the place of work to rearrange the credit card for our salary project. The contract must be signed. Could you send it to our office?
Secretary: I don’t know who you are asking to send?

Of course she will not understand you. Give it up, man.
= is

I wonder where do you come from, shit? Where does this suicidal self-confidence come from? And why, shit, are you getting more and more every day?! to

Dale: Ocasia is a French. case, affinity, connectivity for what matter or package, sending what. I write with an outline. I will send you the first sign.
An opportunity, and so on. 1st A convenient case for sending something. With Kim. Send a letter with an offer.
Writing by: Razg. convenient, favorable occasion for a package, sending something with someone ◆ A month later, I don't remember with what effect, I was brought a mysterious huge box

Stupid self-confident idiots who teach others with incredible apologies, not allowing even the thought that they themselves may be wrong, and not bothering themselves with the slightest check - please don't write to my internet anymore. thank you.

Previously, intestinal obstruction was treated (or tried to treat) by taking a glass of mercury inside.
yyy - just constipation became less of a problem)

xxx> came to visit the office, talks, smiles, and she... hm. jean half stretched shirt, black shirt and 3.5th size. I sit down, trying to understand something and rush the saliva. Then we went back and looked at the phone together.
yyy> did you show her the wrapped chair?
xxx> no) the main thing, at the socio-emotional level somehow doesn't touch, she's a guy-tuss, she also smokes, I don't see any common topics for conversations)
xxx> but at a deeper level "BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA, BLA> somehow hits some unknown strings in the shower

Ksenia
Are you all there completely hopeless and wretched?
Kirill
Everything is sunny and positive. But with the interaction of objects, people and animals with me, everything is complicated and unclear.

You are so typical blonde that you have cockroaches in your head – albinoes.

Why can you only buy a decent shirt in a sex shop?

d: By the way, what was the talk about time management?)
S: I remember that the rapporteur could not come.
S: First delayed and then postponed the report.

Do you remember when we fought when in some game there was a warning that the office is not responsible for damage in real life? How does the game hurt in real life? I will have to reconsider my views - yesterday I played in Skyrim (yes, I still live there) and when I turned away from the fire of the dragon, in reality I also usually turn away, knocked my mouth on the closet next door. Today it hurts the ear and mouth to open. These games are not so safe.

nfrcf@lj: Here the people were speeched that in the TS the circular trousers are prohibited from selling.
Zloradskij: The TS is where?
NFRC: The Customs Union
Zloradskij: This is probably the ancient curse of the Atlantians. No matter what kind of Union the Russians built, for some reason he always wants to leave his victims without cowards.

The beard does not grow in the middle.
I thought he had Moses there.
XXX: And it went to the people.

From Corporate Chat
XXX: We can schedule a live migration of the virtual machine to another Hyper-V host. When can the relocation process start?
Yyy: I’ll put the chocolate on what’s falling
zzz: You don’t keep your chocolate )))))))))))))))