In my quest to lose weight, hunger always fights with laziness: laziness says that you need to eat less, and hunger - you need to run more.

A good idea, by the way, for a referendum: to separate the Crimea from the mainland, and to all Crimeans to give the veil. Whoever wants to stay with Ukraine is heading toward it, whoever wants to go to Russia is heading toward Sochi.

XXX: I am reading the news about the economy. Mother sits next to me and guesses the scanword and asks me: "Tax from the hologram?" I burned off the machine without breaking off the comp "NDFL";

I am on the plan periodically.
GPS switches and I drop it off without leaving.
from the program.
In short the situation. I came home and took a shower.
He played with his daughter while his wife fed her daughter.
I went and took a shower.
Now the most interesting.
Break up, go to bed, there’s a hug.
The kisses. Sorry for the details,
I put it in half cups and it’s nice.
A woman’s voice from the tablet says:
“Turn to the right!”
by Scuco! The fact that sex didn’t work is shit!
But the fact that her daughter woke up with her rust and
The neighbors are epic.
I thought I would eat the pillow.
As long as I laughed!!! to

We had a soft toy – a bull that spoke when you kicked it or hit it. It contains about 7 short sentences. In general, my husband and I have a complete romance, the process of X is in the midst and here this shit falls and cries: Oh you! is great!

To say that all the mood and desire for the mark, nothing to say!

xxx: by the way, about Jehovah’s Witnesses – to me today a aunt in the subway sat down, it is immediately visible that of these...and with their booklet, everything is a чин-chin.
xxx: she told me something all the way, although I was in the headphones...but it didn’t bother her at all
XXX: I have never seen such an expression and self-giving!

The creators of the site "Angry Citizen" give a sea of positivity to their users. Enter your account - you immediately get the harsh truth of life:
Their problems! You have no problems yet...
Adding a problem?

Chat with a colleague who has been living in a quiet town in the United States for 10 years. Moscow at 6 p.m.

Listen, yeah, you’re at the end of the day, it’s time to go home... Maybe you’ll write out of the house in an hour or two?
Yyy: Eye... In an hour or two it will not work - in Moscow now 7 points (well you understood)
I don’t understand... You have an earthquake there, right?! to
You have not been in Moscow for a long time :)

I read about white fever and remembered the story of a girl who tells me that her father drank very much. And the girl held laboratory mice and they were painted in different colors for some reason. Then the mice ran away. And then her father called and said to her so complainingly, look, the blue mouse is sitting, but here is the green one. And the daughter didn’t give up and said no, daddy, I can’t see anything. Although it really was, these colored mice were sitting. Then my father made me drink.

You need to go down to the roof and throw the loot into your air pipes. The ventilation will not be restored, but will morally satisfy)) You can repeat in a month;)

And if it is uranium, it is perfect!

from one Ukrainian forum dated to 2011:
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- I recently arrived in Donetsk, got in the bus, I transfer the money for the trip and I speak Ukrainian, and here I am in response: "You have been hired here. ". How to understand?! to

... the mark, the spark and the groove of Grover, all on the M3...

A strange set.
Do you know exactly why this is all necessary or do you read the price stupidly?

15:49 Ulyukaev: Crimea could get $5 billion regardless of the results of the referendum
On the resettlement of old housing in Russia for 2014 is missing 11 billion rubles

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The husband is suspected of betrayal, two years in marriage, a child of one and a half years, before going to visit the grandmother (so that the baby could see the grandmother, who came to visit) I shake the apartment and thoughts in the head of himself: here he will bring the grandmother, while we are not, and will look everywhere clean, the dishwasher ( very his husband loves) full pot on the photo everywhere daughter and wife beautiful, will tell him " well and a goat you are Sereza and what you miss" will turn and go...and what do you do to preserve the family? and :-)

Raf: Drunk tea in the nest is not the mistress =)

xxx: Advertising: You need to draw a poster of any event in Photoshop (CS4), you do not need to try especially, the main thing is that the format was like the standard poster, well, and more than that, some pictures. I have this in the universe for the session, well, at the general level of the universe.

XXX: AAAAAA

yyy: ahahha))
yyy: Some event, some pictures, some standard format))
And the most important thing is the CS4 :)

The xxx:
This surprised me :)

YYYY :
the date)
Write me any course, but only on iPad.

What should a real man be able to do? Make money, and what else?
A real man must be able to fight.
YYY: At least on the internet.

Oh, I came, the goat
Alex: Okay, good luck to you
I am a toast to eat.
Anna: Fu, Sasha!!!!! to
Alex: Forgiveness to eat

daughter and wife is beautiful, will tell him "well and goat you are Sereza and what you miss" will turn and go...

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Yes, and how is it! It will also be wiped out of deafness.
In your dreams.

And in reality: he will take her off on all the newly washed surfaces, feed her with a salmon and tell her that you have been friends with him for a long time, do not sleep together, he lives with you only because of his daughter and he would go to her a hundred times, but you have to wait...

I thought it wasn’t for nothing that his name was Anton.

What’s wrong with Anthony?
Same with the bodies? :D

When your name is rhythmized with the word Gandon, you can’t be a normal person.

Q: How did you start dating Styles?! to

Ordinary Soviet means from lice were always sold, there was no deficit.

It would be a mistake to think that in those ancient times everything that was not a deficit in one region was not so in all the others. What cats! Children who came from the camp with lice were treated with kerosene.