Do you know why our hockey players lost at the Olympics? They feared that Obama would not let them go.
by konde13

I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (enormous and chic) in a fighting position before the chihuahua stood, shrugged and tried to hit the leg, well, the girl screamed. Ivanov said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!

Fighting between Russia and Ukraine has spread to VKontakte.
In two days of fighting, both sides lost much of common sense.

The corporate. The boss, as a fan of the aforisms, states:"If you stood up from the table with a feeling of hunger, you have eaten. If you have eaten, you have eaten, etc. I have expressed the thought that this was invented by the bourgeoisie so that we, ordinary citizens, would live hungry, and that they (the bourgeoisie) would eat and loathe, eat and eat. The leadership declared me an oppositionist, although I am simply an opportunist.

It would be better in Moscow to live side by side with us a brotherly, hard-working people.
than a crowd of illiterate and wild fools. I am happy to change.
Millions of people, at least a couple of tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
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Bro, let me embrace you!
The Moscow.

XX: No, I will not go to our corporation. What should I do there?
Yyy: Dancing in a short shirt in front of men ;)
XXX is AHA. You don’t know our collective. For 50 babs - 3 men and Maxim.
Yyy: And Maxim is who, cat?
XXX is worse. This is our Siddhartha.

XXX: Does the man-pop feel a danger?
I don’t know, but many people hear it.

5 March 2014 12:45 by Alien
Generally speaking, lucky for modern children)))
I had nothing like that, only Barbie, which was beyond desire and admiration))

5 March 2014 12:48 Electrical
And I have table games, invented on the basis of "Monopoly". They were called, as I remember, "Businessman" and "White Crown". I had a lot of pleasure in them against myself and against the other myself.)))))

5 March 2014 12:50 by Alien
Everybody has won??? :D

5 March 2014 12:50 Electrical
Apart from myself.
I was invincible! It was 😉 😉

IXBT, branch "I want a lamp amplifier!"

Clarinetist: If you liked the sound - take, and don't read the opinions of hockey players about figure skating

to this
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Especially for those who do not know how to google - how to collect the sperm of cattle.
Primitively speaking, a container is attached to the animal's penis, an electrode is squeezed into the rectum and the current of a certain frequency is released. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (
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I know how to google, but the eyes of the administrators who will see my search query at the workplace stress me in advance, because until now I will not

Winnisepu: I love modern journalists. "The uninvited guests were given a rainbow welcome". I thought - again something about the pidaras, it turned out - the victim of unnatural selection bluntly suspected of the existence of the word "happy" and wanted to appear smart...
Fuck, it is exaggerating.

Not Pushkin wrote the text for the song
I will remain as ash on my lips.
And the accords honestly.
not Bach

by this:

The child is in shock!! I learned that his favourite puppies are called nifiga not Tily-Billy-Dilly, but Dewey, Louis and, Scuco HYUI :((
WOW: Oh writer, I didn’t know this for 15 years and I didn’t know that much more, shit you.

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It was called Midnight Webb.

You are a bandit and a fascist! – is
Everyone in the synagogue is like that.

to this:
By the way, and by the analogy with cowards-strings-gowns for shaving.
On March 8th, give the lady a ringing underwear, socks and wax for hair removal))
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There is no price analogy.

She left me with a broken heart, a broken soul, half a roof.
Without a child, with food... So too, shit, the cat wanted to take! Did not give...

> emit a certain frequency current. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (

To be a bull is romantic.

I saw on the internet:
I will meet a man who is very good at computers and programs. Who can be addressed with questions or problems. The master cleaned the computer and now there is no more than half of the photos. very need to rebuild. for a long relationship

Zoid; can anyone explain why the stones are added to the stone, in color and shape identical to the stone?

Corvette Commander of the Ukrainian Navy
"Ternopil" Captain of the 3rd rank Maxim
Emelianenko caused an attack of shock and
personally at the commander of the RF.
Deputy Admiral Alexander Vitko. by
Requirements of the Russian Commander
immediately surrender to the Russian army.
Corvette commander Yemelianenko replied:
"The Russians do not give up!"This is what the head of the Russian Federation wrote on Facebook.
Center for Military and Political Studies
Dmitry Timchuk
The Russian Admiral.
I asked if it was Emily.
The Russian. The Ukrainian official said,
He has a Ukrainian surname, but
His nationality is Russian.
Like the Ukrainian crew.
The ship. However, since he accepted
I swear allegiance to the people of Ukraine.
to change it, as well as its subordinates.
Several people have confirmed: after
words of Emelianenko commander of the Russian Federation
He threw his subjects out of the sword:
"Learn how to serve for honor and
It is your conscience!"