XX: Is it true that every third volunteer came from the Olympics pregnant?
YYY: Oh... do you regret not going?

A commentary to the photo on the esquire, where the infantry demonstrates the entrance to the tunnel under the bathroom in one of the houses of the arrested drug baron:

Oh, that is the move.)
Man could live as a criminal.
zzz: shit thought Yanukovych house

and advanced:

To this:... boys, if you want girls to fall in love with you, then start watching for yourself.
I found myself a man dirty, untreated, not shaved, a closet in general fu, but kind, caring and smart. I washed, changed clothes, haircuted and voila I have a smart, beautiful, stylish, nice man. You girl sit and wait!! to

No, not everyone wants to play with their kids.)

Guys, if you are not waiting for girls / teens alia mom-style or puppets, PUT! Take care of yourself! Be gentle in sight and smell.

All sick and bore. =) is

I built this Olympics, they all lie. Especially those who didn’t...

Q: Why is the elevator free?
Yesterday he was fucking caught.
Don’t believe it, it’s all a leehhockey :)
HHH: How is it?
WOW: He said he was on reception in the hospital. Typically, the doctor told him that from a long sitting, the blood flow in the testicles is disrupted and impotence develops. And from walking and walking the stairs, on the contrary, there is a massage of the testicles and the production of testosterone increases.
I’ll be like that for another 15 minutes :)
It was like I was in the hospital yesterday and saw Lohah there.
I sit down, I go for a walk.

News: After a conversation with the mayor of Sevastopol Alexei Chaly, the head of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Yuri Ilyin was urgently hospitalized with a heart attack and brought to resuscitation.

Damn, what did he say to him?

YYY: He sent him a greeting from the Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces.

to you:
This and all the like:
* * * *
The xxx:
I take my wife to work and sit down.
The car looks at me. Going and listening
The radio. Suddenly it starts with nothing.
The races.
You do not notice anything!
What should I notice?
For example, I cut my hair.
I look at her. He sits in a hat.
Take off your hat. ?
* * * *
They marry the fools first.
He did not feel any damage, and then
They are everywhere... sufferers.)
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This is how much it is necessary to get caught up in aggression to see in this quote at least one hint of discouragement. A man just shared a funny case

to this:
How to pull a light bulb out of your mouth with your own hands (2014) [PDF]
— — —
If you want to make sure that the bulb is not so easy to pull out, it is safer to use pear.

XXX is Spring. The sun rises in the east, not in the south, the pebbles fell on the ground, the snow melted and snowmen appeared. And in this regard, I want to start with the dog scratch: what fucking thing do you, gentlemen, do not clean up behind your dogs-sweaters and, moreover, allow them to fuck right on the road, where people walk? You have deprived me of the sight of the beautiful spring sky, forcing me to constantly look under my feet. I hope that after you die you will go to heaven with your dogs.

Title on Ukrainian news website
Residents of Crimea want to decide the fate of the peninsula in a referendum, not provided by the law"

Interestingly... what, in Ukraine there is a law that allows you to change the power by gathering a crowd on the square? Or is it possible for the idolaters to be brothers?

This to this:
I noticed that many acquaintances and their surroundings cats lie on their heads and sleep. Here I sit and think if something is wrong with the cat, or if I have a head.

They say, cats lie down to their owners on sick places... So with the head you are definitely okay))..well, or something is wrong with the cat)

xxx is Oleg?
WOW: So is it?
So yes, let me chase your car for a week, and it’s okay.
With a whale?? to
Issue: 2014_01_01.jpg
YYY: Oh YYYYYYY
Will you take it yourself or pick it up?

The whole business in a civilized country should be built on ensuring the protection not only of life, but also the health of people, as well as a sufficient level of comfort.
YYYYYYYYYYYY If I have a height of 183 cm, am I entitled to demand the distance between the chairs in the economy is the same as in business? and ?
zzz: Or free amputation at the expense and at the choice of the airline.

and Twitter:

"Nobody overthrew me", says Yanukovych. He doesn’t look at the news...

News: "Zhirinovsky is not released from Ukraine. The aircraft was ready for departure, but the new authorities commissioned not to release the aircraft.
See also! This is the first friendly move of the Ukrainian Maidan.

Why didn’t we just focus on violinists in music? Because the guitar will be unfortunate, the piano will not be lifted up, but there's a clutch in the ass - easy.

Hyperboreus: Descartes' question, which is reduced to the main question: is God good? The Christian answers this: if it is not good (all-powerful evil demon), then it is a full ass, and it is not worth living, then it remains to proceed from the premise that good is good.
Ferdinand Kokoshka: In the people, this approach is called female logic - what I like is considered true, and the rest is from the evil.
Hyperboreus: You may have poor imagination. Imagine that you really live in the reality of an omnipotent and absolutely evil demon. Matrix, I will tell you, is resting.
Ferdinand Kokoschka: I live in Dnepropetrovsk, I hate the Matrix.

The Uncle. The daughter seemed to have fallen asleep. Just gathered with my husband to do the "affair", he breaks the condom package, and the daughter of the demand says:
Do you eat sweets without me?

and Gennady:
A man called.
Repair the plan.
Requires faster repairs
The argument:
As long as they will be repaired, Tamagochi will die.

One of my friends did not make a pleasant noise when the computer was turned on. Well, it was necessary to hit the system that would become quieter) and I covered the monitor, lost the brightness of the screen, well, it was necessary to hit with a certain force at the right angle. So one person when he saw two of these situations so heavily breathed and said: how the Russian people get to know where to hit! And that works!"