I got a helicopter on 23.
I marry this girl.

How cynical you are, comrades Russians!
Do you know how disgusting it is to live in a country ruled by a zec?
Do you know how many unpleasant oneself this zeck shot? Nobody but him knows.
Do you know how it feels to burn alive? No is? Ask at "Berkut".
Do you know how disgusting it is when you are watered with shit and exposed as a criminal, even though you execute orders? No is? Ask at "Berkut".
Do you know what it feels like when a crowd of naked banderlogs-nationalists sows and crushes the beautiful Kiev, and then they are exposed as heroes for this? No is? Come to Maidan!
Do you know what’s the difference between a rabbit, a rabbit, and a rabbit? I know. She is not!
Do you know what it feels like when the East and the West struggle to put the country on their knees?
You know that Ukraine is neither needed by Russia nor by Europe, except as a remnant of fertile land and cheap labor force?
You know that Ukraine is in a total, deep ass, and it does not depend on who speaks which language?
So keep chatting, what’s there!

XXX: A puppy, drag your ass here.
Just the ass? What would she think, did you think?
You just think your ass. And the stomach sometimes. :)
YYY : No! I am a member! Where the member - there and the legs!
YYY: God, what it sounds like...

News on Yandex:
Post of Russia will not have time to launch its bank by 2015
Not surprised...

Beautiful and Smart: How to determine that a person sitting on the Internet is suffering from a mania of greatness?
Catherine the Great: by nick-neem.

C Picaboo

The boss says "The table is not working today, the boss has a maslenica..."
I, machinewise: "Then we have to arrange our blackjack oil bar today *I understand who I am talking to and I silence*..."
"Why with blackjack?"
"I don’t know, I just like blackjack"

This is why our basketball commentators always complain about not finding high-growth guys for the position of the center. Not there they are looking for! Come with me to the concert of my favourite band and voila! In front of me every time there are a few potential basketball players, whole teams walk.

News that the U.S. Navy is upgrading to laser weapons that will allow to shoot down missiles and drones.
The first comment: "What if the rocket is glued?"

We decided with the men to remember their youth - downloaded Quake 3 and we sat down.
The comrade sneezed. In response to him:
Be Healthy! But who am I lying to? Dying the shit!
Exact shot from the rail.

From a correspondence with a friend of the shop manager.

XXX: calls the client, rages like a bastard
XXX: grit I want to clarify how to make an act
XXX: ordered plasticine from us, brought, artificially accepted, everything was fine, one of the employees opened the box (with plasticine) and there was a cock.
XXX: Blinded from plasticine.
XXX: and then - chyto night shift nihuya does not collect? here we sit thinking how to write in the act
XXX:Natalia (our auditor) proposed the wording "with traces of use"

In Russia will introduce the rate of the promile for pedestrians
What is the punishment? Take off your shoes and send them to the penalty box.

by bhg. "The Country at the Side"

And to confound the Russian language with foreign words is a мовеton or just not a comilfo?

Women are so multifaceted.
I watch a colleague copy on Skype with a "failed" client. She picked up the text and dictated to herself: "Pos-la on the fuck, tu-paia piz-da", and comes out on the screen: "We apologize once again..."

Winter: Listen to me
It is happening there in Ukraine.
Did you play Civilization?
[Jack]: When you move from monarchy to democracy, you always have to go through several moves of anarchy. This is what happened to us now. It is almost finished. The main trail behind.
[WinterStorm] is
[WinterStorm]: directly explained
[WinterStorm]: It is clear

Yanukovych has been granted political asylum.
MICHINS: Russia has gotten a political ubiquity.

The most expensive house on Rublevka (160 million dollars) is located 11 km from the MKAD in the village of Usovo on the first line from the Moscow river. The area of the cottage in the style of the medieval castle is 5 thousand. KV The area is 400 square meters. The house is for sale with furniture and furniture.

Renovatio> By the way, convenient location, by bus from Belarus only 40-45 minutes drive

What were the names of those creatures that lived in ancient times?
The Greeks?

From here advice:

It will seem wild to you, but try not to put alcohol and cigarettes in the priority spending, but the same food and other household supplies. I understand that this idea is very exotic for you, but it works. is verified.

I don’t like to comment on it, but I’m sorry, it’s overly live.
I am 85 years old. I went to school in 1992, and I remember everything very well. My parents never drank or smoked. Worked in urban factories. They have not received salary for years. The pennies that were sometimes given were spent on food and then lacked (happiness was if a bag of sugar was purchased for the preparation of strawberries and compotes). They survived only because they grew up in my grandmother’s garden. I gave my clothes to my older cousins, and then I gave them to the younger ones. If you buy something, it is for growth. And then for three or four years I wore this dress. By the way, regarding the money, there were shops from factories where you could buy on the account of ZP. There was nothing to eat there. There was a factory product that the ordinary citizen did not need at all. And the prices were twice as high. I consider my parents heroes for being able to raise us and my sister at this time. Now I myself and my child have no need of anything.
Go with your advice!

Ten years ago, I was travelling from the city of Oditsovo to the military town of Vlasih.
The battle bus.
I stand next to the route list and read the names of the stops:

1st Station of One
2nd Pharmacy
Three The Hospital
4 is The Hospital
5 is The cemetery
6 is Control pass point (CPP)
7 is Temple

And someday I wanted to go out at the pharmacy and find out if there is another route... Sometimes this bus is tense for me...

Cards from sofa pillows and tanks from wooden boxes.

From 6 Viennese chairs, benches, shabras and valenok, my sister and I built a cannon frigate!! to
The parents who came from work were taken to abortion and surrendered without a single shot.)))

K/F "Abolite-66" is rule!

OddyRash