A man came back from Amsterdam and said:
The LGBT community is very proud. Every morning, they go out to the facades of their houses, climb the streets and install rainbow flags in the holders. And every night these flags are carefully cleaned in the house.
Do they shoot the flags every night?
- Yes, they just say that if the flags are not removed, then at night they are stolen.

The mystic. I had to leave the room, leaving a notebook with an open document. I come, look, the kitten is sitting on the key, and in the document is open search for the word "little"...
How is it possible? No one will believe...

to this

I am studying at a military school. Sometimes I stand in the costume of the CPC, in the winter, at 7 a.m., dark though the eye of the car, the bus comes, like empty... Well, I go to the driver to check the documents, and suddenly I see how the seats in the bus eyes are opened!!! I’m fucking shit, and that’s it. A couple of tons of bricks had time to put off, and it turned out that it was students, blacks, from the Congo for breakfast brought!

Did you eat black at breakfast? Oh oh oh!

How will the hospital be in England?
Tagged: sick leave
XXX: I am in the hospital

here here :
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This girl:

The xxx:
Here they wrote about the departure of the husband with Vantuza under
The mouse.
I left with a falsificer. So far
I guess the reasons...

And that you suffer from loneliness when he leaves. XDD
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Or to say later that I didn’t leave my ex =)

In Belgium, people are prohibited from making more than 40 grammatical mistakes per month on social media.

It would be like that in the runnet!

The young family loved their cat so much that little Artemika now lives in a nursery with his e-learning allergy.

From the Taiter:

Yesterday in the conversation was born a suitable translation of the Russian words 'startups': first-person

Our former dean (filfax) posted a 14 line poem on Facebook, in which the word "pydoras" is used 9 times) and what did you do for the development of literature today?

How to prepare a delicious oatmeal?
YYY: First, add oil, meat and salad vinegret separately. Instead of oatmeal, take a strawberry, or a couple of eggs and there will be a eyelid. Red wine, white wine, with fish.

Anton asked not to congratulate him with poems

“You remember Lena? she’s here... Emma... a kind of girl.
WOW: the crapper coprophiles, here they are peculiar, and Lena is just hippo)

What if Germany begins to issue passports to residents of the Kaliningrad region?
Oh, how do you? The Reichstag must be painted again.

The test for psychological return, the date of death, who you were in a past life, seemed the whole topic exhausted, but no, now you can find out the psychological weight! I look forward to testing the psychological size of the breast and penis.

Today I put a mixer in my house, confusing hot and cold water pipes in places. As a result, if you turn the pen in the "blue" side - it flows hot, in the "red" - the opposite.
My wife started crying out that I was wrong-handed and now I’m going to rework everything.
It was very lazy. Well, I took that icon, which depicts the sides of hot and cold water, pulled it out and turned it over.
There was a great surprise on the face of my wife. It felt like I broke her psyche. I didn’t eat or talk all day. With an empty look, she looks into space. Is she rethinking her life, or is she having a bug?

Review of Counter-Strike Global Offensive
XXX is OK? I sat down to play with her, almost turned out. Too arcade model, everything is simplified to the level of oligofrens. The fact that weapons are purchased with ammunition immediately turned me away from the game. This is all about CS:GO.

yyy: Those looking for real realism are waiting in the military command.

Victoria Kolosovskaya: Yes, the Slavic brothers... stuck you... I imagine how you every day greeting ran to the box or to the notebook to add adrenaline... You really stuck and, I am sure, some made you think...it’s good! Everything will be fine, as will you! Glory to Ukraine, she has overtaken you!

Vogluskr: /melancholic / What are we playing?

cancerogen: "Destroy your country." Ukraine won.

.... and Nadia, a teacher of the Russian language ("With a light steam", 1975, the State Prize of the USSR) forgot "... Wear a festive dress"
I recently paid attention. The current youth has stopped.
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This is not a mistake, it is very subtle humor. Wear clothes, wear hope

Once asked... Enjoy it!

"The Ring of the World" Larry Niven (Niven)
Both "Odyssey "Arthur Clark
The Capricorn King - "Star Infantry"
and! Super super super super super cute!! - "Door in the Summer" of the same Heinlein.
Glenn Cook. Chronicles of the Black Squad
by Robert Silverberg. Chronicles of Majipur
"Flowers for Algeron"
Clifford Saymak: “All flesh is grass” (other name: “All flesh is grass”). And in general, all
Martin George "The Glass Flower" and Joan Wings "The Snow Queen"
Robert Arthur "A Postcard to Heaven"
Eric Frank Russell "The closest relative"
Unaccompanied Sonata' by Orson Scott Card
"Atlanta Raised the Shoulders" Alan Rand
Cycle of Andrei Lazartchuk "Hyperboric plague" : 1. "Look in the eyes of monsters", 2. "Hiperborean plague" and "March of the Ecclesiastes"
Cycle "Lunar rainbow" for adults, "Where are you, little bird" for teens.
The books of the Brothers Strugacki.

As in the line of fasting, I bring new pearls home.
I am in collection. A man of 25 years. Calling another bank. It nervous. Probably the operator is asking what he wants.
I want to know if money has been transferred from my account to my account in another bank.
It is called FIU. The next bomb.
The code word? How do I know? A... fucking....Spanch Bob square stones of Yopta. No, it goes through it...

Then followed.