Application on the Moscow portal "Our city":

Faulty elevator
The elevator works with interruptions. Drive to the 2nd floor and stop. On February 9, 2014, my husband was stuck in a faulty elevator, which was to the dispatcher. After 15 minutes, I pressed the button on the 1st floor and a miracle happened – the monster came down and released my husband. I am not a widow in the flowers of years. But who will guarantee that the monster will not devour anyone in my family irrevocably? The controller does not give such guarantees, but gives wise advice on which to press the buttons when stuck, in order to get out of the shutdown, without disturbing the controller. So we go to the 10th floor on foot, because we are afraid of troglodite terrible! In this wild situation, we trust you! Do a miracle, repair the car!

In Dnipropetrovsk for six hours try to bring down the monument to Lenin: there are wounded

Vladimir Ilyich seems to be the only one who can resist these puppies.

About the Friend.
Communicated with a colleague - from the very beginning honestly and clearly made it clear that nothing but friendly relationships will never be. He did not ask for help. Listened to long complaints about life - sincerely tried to understand and support, treated humanly. As a result, he received a bunch of claims, including - that his friendzone, a sting such.)
The boys who whine about friendship, maybe you just can’t communicate humanly and treat girls exclusively consumerally?

Why was Russia in the seventh place in the ranking, and went out to the first?? to
- in the bushes stood 52 piano 0_0

My wife sent from home:
There are such intelligent pregnant women. yesterday, one on the other, a matte spoke to the whole corridor, that she smoked in the toilet.

Do you have burning tickets?
On a burning plane.

There are no other men, they are just uninteresting.

Boys and girls, solve your relationship problems during school changes. Don’t look at House 2. All these problems with friends and other lobbies are from your selfishness. No one of you thinks about the other person and his feelings (or lack of those), you are all stuck on your loved one. It separates love and love. The latter implies giving up your ego in favor of the loved one.

The Benefits of Smoking
Here is everything the Ministry of Health warns, smoking is harmful, cancer, arteries, impotence. It is so, but there are exceptions. I personally do not smoke.
In the west of Austria there is a wonderful bridge: it stretches over a picturesque canyon, down there is a not very deep mountain river, a rocky bottom. Around the woods, villages, in a word, beauty. The height of the bridge is about 90 meters, length 210 meters.
The bridge is a local attraction. It is a favorite place for tourists, schoolchildren and kindergartens. But because of its outstanding engineering device, the bridge was loved by local... suicides. The result, as you know, is 100%. Below are stones and water.
And since children often walk through the mountainous terrain, in order to protect their delicate souls and nerves from such an appetizing spectacle as the scattered body of the jumping (exhausted brains, blood, broken bones, eroded joints), the local government made a wise decision: to complicate the task for the mortal and to guard the bridge on its sides along its entire length with metal grids. What was done.
I go early in the morning, at 6 a.m., along the bridge and I see: there is no frame with a grid in the very center of the bridge! A 35-year-old girl stands next to me and looks down. We arrived... what to do? You had to tell someone to commit suicide. I personally do not. Immediately remembered the beat phrases from American films: you will still be fine, he will come back to you, you will find another. But at that moment, when I saw her gray face, her worn jacket and her stalled gaze, I didn’t know what to say. I just stopped my car and approached the girl. On the bridge there was a half-empty pack of cigarettes, Zhitan. Snooping and lulling “Good morning” I looked at the candidate for suicide with longing. She’s angry with me, too. Here is “Ostapa понесло”
Girl, can’t you smoke?
She silently leaned and handed me cigarettes.
Will there be a fire? She also quietly stretched out the lighthouse and looked at me in focus.
Furthermore, I wanted to start with the beat American scenario, that said, everything will be a bunch, but... coughed out of habit.
She looked at me, and something in her eyes relaxed.
“You are not a smoker, and I’m not going to jump anywhere. I am an engineer! Yesterday, the swing was thrown. I was asked to inspect the fence. I arrived early before the movement started. But you are not the only one, today the fifth car is stopping, all the cigarettes I smoked, and they cough like!"
I thought there would be more such smokers!

Leading Russian experts say that once the course of the Ukrainian hryvnia "moved" from 11 up to 12 hryvnia for the euro, it means Ukraine is on the verge of an economic abyss.
At the same time, the Russian ruble, in their opinion, "smoothly decreases" from 39 to 50 rubles for the same euro.
It seems to me that the scientists do not agree very much?!...

Announcement for sale of Chevrolet Niva on a popular website. Description of:
The car is equipped with doping equipment: a power buffer with kangaroo, a 5t swimsuit, a roof baggage compartment with three halogen lamps.
At the end of the day, the car was not seen.

Everyone already knows that if you rattle a laughing dog from the whole roof, it can cool the attacker. A surprising incident happened yesterday. I go to eat, two dogs fly out, one small, the other good such (in the sense of a large enough) loafy puddle and rushed to me. I usually crawl the whole throat in response. The small dwarfed and fled, the large confusedly silenced, ran forward and lay under the fence in the shade. I pass through. Silence is watching. I go further - another small stitch flows out of the next fence (well, relatively small, the size of a spaniel) and I am also laughing. Thus, I think, the two former ones, as is usually the case, will stretch, and the three will be harder to swallow. What a surprise was it to me when that lame dog who watched me out of the shadow of the back run to this new seam, wrapped it and dragged it back under the fence! Don’t worry, it’s your tested guy. I wonder, what did I do to them? and :)

This is the Gundam:

European women – make independent decisions or participate adequately in their adoption
Eastern woman allows men to make decisions on their own.
Russian woman - you make decisions, and I'll go out, whatever decision you make.

European women – an equal partner with a shared responsibility
Eastern woman provides home comfort while man provides life.
Russian woman - I will not cook, wash, clean, I am not a slave to you, but you have to earn, provide a family, be a universal-sanitary-electric-builder, otherwise you are not a man.

Something we took from different cultures only bad qualities.



If you are looking for easy-to-reach painted shalads, why are you surprised that they then doot you on a full schedule? How many times do you need to repeat to get to you that clinging to a girl in a club, a bar, or where you find them there, you are already doomed to failure? I can bet that there is probably at least one quiet, quiet girl around you at work/institutes/trainings, but if you are asked to imagine, as if you’re dating her, you’ll start roasting like a horse, that you’re not a fool, you need a bright, affordable, "curvy in bed. Find your own prostitute.

Fuck you, our first place at the Olympics will take the march.
YYY: I have swallowed myself
Q: Per they sacrificed anyone there for this?
Biathlon watched yesterday.
Ohhhh, it is now! Who was burned...
Yes, they burned the blade.
YYY: $50 billion

I watch 50 km, skiing, commentator whispers "The skiing is broken! This is a colony" I am in a misunderstanding, is it an article, will be placed for broken skies... It turned out that the name is such... Column...

They have won gold medals since childhood. And if you make Olympic sports sifu, gall and

With our feet above the ground, we’ll just break them all!! to

by esmoll
And about coincidences: compare the American anthem and the song "Hazbulat Udala". The first musical phrase differs only by the last note.

Maxis
I’ve even listened specifically to this song.

Yacub
Oh, this U.S. even the hymn plagiated

Ethnologue of self-education:

European women – make independent decisions or participate adequately in their adoption
Eastern woman allows men to make decisions on their own.
Russian woman - you make the decisions, and I will go, whatever decision you make.

European women – an equal partner with a shared responsibility
Eastern woman provides home comfort while man provides life.
Russian woman - I will not cook, wash, clean, I am not a slave to you, but you have to earn, provide a family, be a universal-sanitary-electric-builder, otherwise you are not a man.

Something we took from different cultures only bad qualities
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A European woman would file a lawsuit against you for your bad words, and five years later you would prove that you are not a camel, and you would be left without pants.
The Eastern woman would just quietly poison you, so that the breed would not spoil the children.
And only the Russian woman listened to you, the cock, and didn’t even argue.
Value what you have, defective

My sister behaves strangely. You call her, you ask her how she’s doing, and she tells me about her cat. and :(

The best comment: Call the cat, let it tell you about the sister :)

One of the reviews about order in boxes with food delivered from the restaurant.

and Olga:
Inside, everything was turned around, as if a package was spinning over the head, depicting a propeller.