It will seem wild to you, but try not to put alcohol and cigarettes in the priority spending, but the same food and other household supplies. I understand that this idea is very exotic for you, but it works. is verified.
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But not always :(
The situation is a single mother, two children born in peacetime, now schoolchildren of undergraduate classes (they can not earn money yet). Payment delays are multi-month. My mother doesn’t drink, does not smoke and lives for her children.
But at the same time it was all - and collecting bottles to buy three packs of the cheapest cupcake in bags. and walking to save on the trip for food, and a lot of fun.
It did not last for years, of course, but there was such a period in life.
I don’t throw you proudly in the nose with my hungry fainting of that time. It’s not always linear in life, that’s what I mean. Let’s be less categorical to other people’s fragile thoughts on the internet :)

Top of cynicism
In the boxes with fat food to put advertising for dietary supplements for weight loss.

In the quote:
Chelyabinsk, a painting factory. Chemicals and all things. 100 meters through the road begins the territory of the zinc plant, spilling sulfuric acid with a constant accompanying aroma (and not only aroma). Someone has made a bed and grows tomatoes.

Boy, you did not understand. Chelyabinsky stalkers are so harsh that they grow vegetables in contaminated areas and then take them on the weight on Tuesday!

Do you love programming and speak Russian? 1C will make you hate both.

The Hero:

Well, I agree, but on the condition that in the event of an accident, I will discuss with smart people like you, guided not only by common sense, but also by the TSH of my eight-charged Saiga 12 caliber. And yes, I’m sure my arguments will catch you before the inspector arrives, so it’s better to save money for your treatment.

The fly sleeps.

Those who envy the Ukrainians who drove the boss remind me that after that the country usually moves to the following level of difficulty, which will be:
Less of resources. Getting enough food can be a trivial task.
More freedom of action in the PPP.
3) A fascinating story line.
And a lot more interesting.

Fuck, straightforward summaries from the berry grams: today in Kiev will be held.

In the cousine on ul. Transportation from the asphalt was made by "sparing" policemen with a width of 1.5 - 1.8 m... These are the flatest sections of the road throughout the street.

Hime: Launched an online toy. and 2 hours!! The character creation window opens. I can’t tell the hair.

My parents bought a dog. Specifically the dog. I haven’t seen him yet because I’m in another city. Talk on the phone with my mother.
I: At least what kind?
Remember our neighbors had a dog?
I: Yes I remember it. Is it like him?
Mother (yet more thoughtful): No...

I am returning from work on the path that goes straight to the west. The sunset blows my eyes, but gradually I get used to it and see how it floats in front of me, trembling slightly on the roads, car tires!! Oh what, her mother, the blanket? It cannot be!!! to
Gradually I begin to distinguish between her... her legs... four pieces... and her tail! O_O
She runs to herself, jumping... behind her a man seeds... with a leash.
The latter looked at the pitbull’s face, with visible pleasure carrying the pad on his back and blowing out of diligence.
Mommy Mia! Running to the home!

OddyRash

From Khabr, about fully automated cargo ships (which by law cannot walk without people):

There will be one person and a dog on board. The only duty of man is to feed the dog. The dog's duty will be to bite the person's throat if he tries to interfere with the work of the on-board automation.

Mobiligidus: Tell me, where can I buy the Ring of Almighty?
Wizard King: You get a ring - I will calculate by IP and wait for me with the brothers!

to this:
I decided to look at the browsing history of my wife. Kali, Hinduism, string theory, Blavatsky, and suddenly beautiful hairstyles for every day... Fuck whom am I married to? O_O

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On the woman, brother, on the most normal woman. It was unexpected, right?

Who has an allergy.
Fishing in perfume.
I have idiots.
APCHY

We not only have rights, we also have those who have them.
by konde13

The Peter’s painting:
I walk on a narrow street. The bomb is slowly moving forward. Look corresponding: dirty broken jacket, pants, shoes, wrapped with scotch... In his hands carries a lot of broken bags with his barrel. In short, it is impossible to overcome. Finally, after choosing the moment, I say, “Friend, allow me to overtake you,” I make a kick. To what I hear in response, “Yes, please, but not you, but you...”

In a house where there are children, silence is a cause for panic.

Dr.Provocateur: I slept to work today because I dreamed that I was called from that light and I couldn’t take the phone, but I had to drop it.

I realized that I got well over all these holidays. I sit at work, looking at my summer "bad" photos with longing. A colleague comes back, looks into the monitor, and says:
Mmm... what a cute one. A girlfriend? Do you meet?