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Failure is when even obviously erotic dreams are broken at the stage of hugs :((

xxx: I was stunned by the coordination of docks that she prepared for almost a month
xxx: "x#winkle"
xxx: And what if there is a advertising company, and I understand in advertising only that its adblocker should be removed

stupid at work. Yesterday I had a dream that I was instructed to call a prostitute, and I was sitting and filling out questionnaires so that a tender could be made. A broken bureaucracy.

Review of the film "Pompeii"

John Walker> Hopefully the eruption itself will take 2/3 of the film...
Azog> HA!2/3 of the film Younay nothing knowing gladiator will look for ways as a patrician. Who to bet on the bubble?
Marinca> Let’s hope that at least all will die.

A man buys condoms at a pharmacy.
Pharmacist (young person, not much older than a guy): What are you?
Man: Anyone
Will XXL be available?
Boy: Everything is much more prose... Let’s be classic.

Once upon a time, when faxes were in fashion, we sent polite letters to our customers using that miraculous technique. And there was such a line in the letter: "Lord, we urge you to send us an act!"
Literally a few minutes after receipt, a frightened customer calls us, wondering what it is about, maybe an unexpected check hit or something else, because yes, they delayed the date, but not so much; and he is ready to confirm to anyone that it is their fault. We were somewhat shocked by such diligence, and on our part, we also asked what happened, that the most ordinary letter of reminder caused such a shower. The employer replied confusedly:
- Well, you write "Lord, we urge you to send us an act".
A few days later, we received the document along with a copy of the faxed letter. And yes, the first word fax printed so that at first glance it could only be read as "Lord." After that, we went for a long time in every letter so and write: very effective.

In the United States, nine states banned same-sex marriages, gay propaganda and all states banned gay donation.

At work, I drink tea until the last drop and the cups remain on the wall of the glass cup. And then they fall and fall. In about 2-3 hours. I side-sightedly see this movement and I realize it’s time for tea again.

to this:
Mikhail Fedotov criticized calls to ban the brutal computer games made by some politicians immediately after the shooting at a Moscow school.

Show me at least one cruel game made by a politician who shot at school.

Comrades journalists, read Alice in Wonderland. There is a possibility of double interpretation.
— — —
The author, let go! What a double interpretation? Your interpretation is the only correct, because the game can be done, and "do call" - it is not possible.
And journalists do not read Alice in Wonderland, but a full course of Russian language and literature under the threat of bodily punishment.

Only the real project manager, leaving the house, first calls the elevator, and while he is driving, locks the door and takes the garbage.

Amazonka: When I was young, I was always scared to meet the moms of my boys. I did not like any of my mom or boyfriends.
amazonka: Now that my men are over 40 and many have no parents, I hoped that at least one problem would be less.
Amazonka: I was wrong, now I get acquainted with ex-wives...

The funniest moment is when you see a former classmate calling you an onanist in porn.

to this
and Tamara:
The Friday. by 19:15 I am still at work. What is my personal life?... I will get married for ordinary documents...
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is correct. I also believe that after all that we had regulatory documents should marry me.

(Man lives in Korea): I’m waiting for an uncle to come and connect my vacuum cleaner to the internet. It was painfully wise to do it, we did not do it on our own. I feel like an idiot :)

Claim from the subscriber: I just called in the TP, Andrei answered. I want him
to complain. He explained to me, but I did not understand anything.

A: If I had the Internet at 39, I would have captured the world without a single shot!
Q:A, "It is not worth believing everything that is written on the Internet" Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
A: He couldn’t say that! When Lenin lived, there was no internet.

We have a door-to-door sex shop with a meat store.
DEMA: So what, it is okay. Everyone comes in for their own sausage.)

"Residents of 191 apartments, take out the door!" I still cannot understand: is it my turn to take out the door, is it "why am I?and "
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Stick this paper on the displayed door and write the answer.
In a few days there will be a forum)))))

Discussion of the topic about the Ukrainian giant Leonid Stadnik:

Walmart is resting
I smoke nervously on the side.
Zzzz: I’t smoke, I would grow up too!

c) Picaboo