The captain answers:
Children born this year will be called children of the Olympics, as in 1980.
YYY: What will be the names of children born in 2014 from children born in 1980?? to
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The second order

“I put him in bed, and he said, ‘Dad, check under the bed, there are no monsters?’ I looked under the bed just to reassure him, and I saw him, the other one lying under the bed, he looked at me, trembling and whispering, “Dad, there is someone in my bed.”
You won’t miss the twins!

The need for ortography:
The cocktail is a cocktail, and the cocktale is already a tale of a cocktail :)

A box for February 14 was placed in the office.
I waited a long time for the incognito Valentine’s Day.
xxxh: found a moment, invested.. and the office floor began to applaud..
Hahah, isn’t it a cock, right?

It’s like driving in a coupe with Jack the Sparrow.
Captain Jack the Sparrow, when will you learn?

Dear dear, I congratulate you on Valentine's Day, the day of all lovers. Words cannot express how much I love and adore you. (This message is automatic, you do not need to respond to it.)

I know that I’m fighting, but those who’re on a horse, energetic and ambitious, don’t seem to have heard.

A young, well-dressed man came out of the car. A bomb drops to him.
“I’m old, I don’t have a job, I don’t have money, I want to eat, give me some money.
You are a loser! I’m only twenty-five years old, and I’m already the director of the company!
When I was twenty-five, I was also the director of the company.

How can I not feed a cat? He doesn’t stop until he feeds. In turn, everyone who is in the house.

Yyy: And my cat knows how to open the refrigerator with his head, on the bottom shelf all of it.

zzz: yyy, and it is wonderful)

XYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to

YYY: What to close? from him?

After taking his own, does he close the refrigerator?

Yyy: She closes herself and the cat knows it.

The wife took a loan.
He tells how everything went, that quickly gave money all the things.
Her husband enters the room, well my aunt.
She: And here is my guarantor, if I give up, you will pay the loan.
He: Then I will not give anything, too.

The child has just learned to ask for permission, and the process she likes very much:
Mom, can I go to the toilet?
Can I sit on the bench?
Can I stand here?
Can I wear a hat?
Can I play with a girl?

The people around me probably consider me a very strict mother.

The Sadist :
The Democratic Geiropa legalized euthanasia for children in Belgium.

Continue to pursue European values.
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And done correctly. If the child is not illuminated by anything but torture, this is the best way out.

From childhood, several people were friends, then all grew up. They traveled to different Russian cities to study.
In fact, the story itself:

Have you not been on Skype for a long time?
Sasha: Well, we’re usually going to drink beer on Saturdays, sitting in the skype. My father is accustomed and doesn’t pay attention. Then grandfather came.
Lina: And what?
Sasha: Well, we sit, talk on Skype with the guys, I pull a beer, here the grandfather crashes into the room, he begins to scream that I am already an alcoholic, I talk to the computer.
See also :DDDDD
Sasha: In general, until my father came from a business trip, I was never allowed to go to the computer.

A pill with calcium. I broke a tooth.

History should be known:
> and >
liepavac: Genetically modified corn, rice, and others even refuse to eat bugs of pests. Our rulers are more stupid than these bugs and want to make us eat this ugliness.
> and >
Initially, genetically modified plants were developed just to ensure that they were not eaten (to avoid filling them with tons of pesticides, but not because they are harmful, but because they are expensive). When farmers began to switch to genetically modified plants, the money of pesticide producers was the first wave of protests against the results of fake research. Now so much shit is thrown into the fan that no one knows where the truth is.

Go back to bluff? You’ve gotten roasted there!! People here to break up with her dream, can’t, and you get back!!! to
A young man, 26 years old, a virgin, living with his parents, unemployed.

Young man, do you need an 18-year-old modest and slim, and that for the first time for the rest of your life? Go to a dating site and look for those who are around 40. Choose those that are not in the "leopards" on the couch, and write. About your "top" you can specify directly in your account. By the way, the more ridiculous you look on the photo (thick, in glasses, dressed old-fashioned), the more likely the hair would only be clean washed. Ladies "in the years" from the young man is just sex and needed; neither money nor co-habitation from this contingent are not expected, and you can play a great game of pity. They also drink tea with candy.

Here they wrote about the departure of the husband with a vandalis under the mouse...
My left with a false imitator...I still guess about the reasons...

Previously, they said, “victim of abortion,” now they say, “victim of EGE.”

There are three main factors that influence the value of real estate. Location, location and location. And in commercial real estate, if we are talking about a store, it is a matter of life and death of the enterprise. Once on the forum, businessmen shared their experiences, who and how determined the passage of the place in front of the store. The most important factor is the number of visitors per day. It is a purchase of half a million dollars. Notifications of realtors, sellers, advertising leaflets with schedules do not inspire trust. Therefore, each proposed object had to go and honestly count the number of visitors. They shared impressions, experiences, differences between the stated and actual. How long did it take to find the desired object, how many objects had to see. The topic grew until one brilliant post appeared, after which the topic actually stunned:
I was easier in my time. I came in the morning and bought a fireplace. I came in the evening and bought a fireplace. Then he checked the numbers on the checks and got the exact number of visitors to the store.

Corruption is like a train: it can only be stopped by a machinery driver.
Or the partisans let him go.

This is:

Stand in front of the mirror. Make a serious face. Loudly, angrily, read the phrase “Schwerelos Schmetterling huscht zwischen den Farben!”
Isn’t it true that the phrase “An unheavy butterfly breaks between flowers” sounds cute?

Child, close the door. and closed? Don’t open it anymore.
Color is paint. And the flowers are Blüme.
and further.
"zwischen" requires a guilty deadline. So, "zwischen die Blüme".
Well, finally, before an unfortunate butterfly it would be good to put an article. there there. Or at least heavy.