XoJIoD: Moloko, I am ashamed
Moloko: XoJIoD who?
Moloko, to you
Moloko:XoJIoD, what kindergarten is it?
XoJIoD:moloko, well you are so beautiful, and I am a linuxoid

Two friends :
Yesterday a boy came to me and worked on a computer.
Windows reinstalled again?
I decided to try Linux.
– Oh! Is the classic method not satisfying?

Ukrainian broadcast of the opening ceremony of the Sochi 2014 Olympics. A Chinese delegation on the screen. The leader shoots:
Attention, the whole team is in the Chinese Pushoviki!

The Humorists:

Recently at the station, a police officer asked to check the bag - on his question, whether there is anything forbidden, I was barely distracted from the answers :)

and----
I am not a police officer, but a provider, I work in the night shift in the pharmacy, and every time there is at least one clown who will ask for a hundred packages of condoms, after which he will start to rust like a horse over his petrossian joke. Unfortunately, we’ve known all of your “tricks” for a long time, and believe them, they weren’t funny even when we heard them for the first time. Leave the people in peace, god.

I sent my grandmother my photos on e-mail. It says "To return them to you?"

here here :

to this
The seven colors are classical physics-optics. RGB and CMY are adopted in order to simplify the creation of devices (monitors, printing machines). In the latest CMYK

Classical physics-optics is that the iris spectrum is uninterrupted. Colors are used only for convenience. someone on seven, someone on six (in some English-speaking countries), someone on eight (to six main, where blue-blue one color, add ultraviolet and infrared), someone in general on 256 :):):)
Teach the match.

= is

The gods! It is done! Is there anyone who understands it? All blessings to you, my friend!

XXX: Okay, do you know these? I take with two hands, sweat between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then balde?
YYY: Well that’s great!
xxx: well, and what about "hair on hair, body on body - and the dark thing begins"
The maniac hairdresser.
Yyy: Well okay, I know - eyes and eyelids
XXX from the same opera
xxx: in a dark room, on a white plate, two hours of fun
YYY: The student’s cone?
xxx: generally "cinema", but I like your version more XDD

She: I will be soon. To bring you?
A bottle of whiskey.
Blackjack and a prostitute?
He: No, no need for blackjack and a prostitute. Come by yourself. We play cards.

007: Since geography lessons provoke schoolchildren to commit crimes, they will become optional.

To the person who put the digital cap, I want to say thank you. You will live in paradise.

The Olympics have opened! The eye of Sauron turned to the south)))

My 16-year-old son says
Me Masha (one class) in Mariinka at the "Puaro’s Wedding" invited...
and??May I play on "Marrying Figaro"?
Well yes yes yes

First I catch a cat, fix it with a blanket and scratch and scratch behind my ear, then at night he comes to me, sits on his head, fixes it with his nails and lickes my face. Dominate, rule and humiliate.

The uneducated man:

The "intelligent and educated"

I've even read somewhere that breast babies
They always cry when you lie down.
They stop crying when they
Begin to put

In this case, it was written correctly at first. from the word "bed". You’re not going to "sleep"

There is no such word "you put", but there is put or put. Look at the dictionary.

He: A, I stopped shaving on clean))
I: What did you stop?
He stopped shaving his beard.
I: Why did I stop?
It has become a habit.)
Or I instigate myself to be more battleful)))

He smells, fucking, himself more battleful!! to
This is fucking comrades.

Oleal: Listen, we have to come up with poems by February 23 for the stengazette. The Olympics, the Olympics?
Mitryxeyev: Let’s remember the five rings – all enemies will have a p...c!
Mitryxeyev: Is it right? This is for spending.

We taught the cat. She was delighted! By the way, I will tell you, a child is easier to catch than a cat...

Why is no one advising Strugatschki? Good books, where there is something to laugh at and where you can find quite interesting thoughts?

Maelinhon: I communicate on the English website with European metalworkers. One carpenter, a second welder, a third archaeologist, saw a seller, a journalist, a nurse, a couple of builders and roofers and a fisherman (industrial).
And we have managers, managers, managers...what is that? Everyone has a hand out of his ass.

I brought my child to kindergarten for 6 years. As he changes his clothes, I hear the dialogue of two other guys:
1st Stats and Stats. Do you know what you never did in your life?
2nd What?
1st Do not put your teeth under the pillow.
2nd Why is?
1st Because the tooth fairy is my dad.