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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93947
 14.02.2014
xxx: Do you know why I have not yet published a long, scientific-based, very compelling text on the treatment of obesity with mercury and cyanide potassium? Because half of the dumb chickens, of course, will behave and digest, but the second half of the chickens will fill these beneficial substances in the food of their children, and this is such a minus to karma, which is not compensated by the first half in any way.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93946
 14.02.2014
Where do you always see these onanians? Something I have never seen anywhere, and listen to you all, so at every step you encounter.

After a while he said:

- I started a woman's account here from boredom and began to correspond on behalf of a teller with one. And he then took me and sent a picture of his member — well, no fool?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №93945
 14.02.2014
I was in the metro recently. The girl goes down parallel to me on the stairs. It dictates by phone list: "Vitya, milk, bread and cream. Cheese and..." At this moment a man runs to meet her and grabs out her phone, and she screams after him: "And cheese, Vitya, творогаааа"...
by eprst2000

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93944
 14.02.2014
Asquante: I read about the conditions of mortgage in Sberbank reviews:
asquante: unnoticed, in a couple of decades and the apartment is yours
Asquante: Unnoticed shit!
Asquante: in just a couple of decades!
asquante: the sleeping beauty wrote, not otherwise

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93943
 14.02.2014
I hate this "You can't delete the file, the file is occupied". What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? Does the fifth division solve the equation?

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93942
 14.02.2014
I am studying at a military school. Sometimes I stand in the costume of the CPC, in the winter, at 7 a.m., dark though the eye of the car, the bus comes, like empty... Well, I go to the driver to check the documents, and suddenly I see how the seats in the bus eyes are opened!!! I’m fucking shit, and that’s it. A couple of tons of bricks had time to put off, and it turned out that it was students, blacks, from the Congo for breakfast brought!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №93941
 14.02.2014
Sauron Voldemortych: ppc I was flashed by a painted cat with a label on the monitor *crazy*
Sauron Voldemortych is: With the mind, I understand that this is a parasitic glimpse in the eyes, but...))
The Ghost: Bad
Sauron Voldemortch: Okay, you think, I’m swimming
Ghost: what, to the hell, "I’m sleeping"?
The ghost is with you!! On the monitor! The cat!! to
Sauron Voldemortch: Well... yeah... what... so... so cute...
Have you read your Nick for a long time? :D He is swallowing ))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №93940
 14.02.2014
What cake do you like?
The cake I love is called steak.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93939
 14.02.2014
As a result of long years of life in rental apartments found one thing that is NEVER transported from the old apartment when moving, and always bought again. Eggs for the toilet!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №93938
 14.02.2014
But let us think. Parents pay the unemployed 26-year-old son the internet (and possibly a comp) so that he cries about how he lives. At the same time, he does not want to be a carrier, and he does not have a job in his profession. He is offered to embrace him and cry.

I am a missile designer. Released in 1991. In the 90s, he really starved (the salary dropped to 5 backs a month), worked as a painter, on a soft roof, collected computers, enikeyled, strangled websites, outsourced and worked as a programmer. Twice in 1993 and 1998 he lost everything, remarkably lost in 2008, but always got up. Did I have to wait for a personal cosmodrome to work? Those who worry that it is impossible to get up - you are just comfortable in the shit, so at least don't bite yourself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93937
 14.02.2014
(Mia-Mia's daughter in 2nd grade brought a mystery from school):
Mia-Mia: Who is this – little, in the earth lives, at "H" begins?
Eahva is a scratch?
Mia-Mia: Eahva> warm
Eahva: O_O
Mia-Mia: The Witch
Tagged as: o_o
EAHVAH: bl*t

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93936
 14.02.2014
Comment on the video where a woman points to a man:
I’m sure they always have a lady on top in bed!
yyy: Yes, it seems that the lady is not even above, but behind ))))))))

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93935
 14.02.2014
xxx: How to adjust the sensitivity of the microphone on the eighth screw?
YYY: As in the eight. You turn on the boot from the drive in the bios, insert the installation disk of the normal screw...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93934
 14.02.2014
Frekenbog
Before going to bed, I mentally say goodbye to all the precious material filling of my apartment. I don’t know what this cat will destroy tonight.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93933
 14.02.2014
xxx: twenty years ago nobody would even understand this text "stated mountain lion and audio 2 dj normal worked, updated to meweric - updated wood to 2.60 - worked... then decided to put meweric from scratch - put wood 2.60 - does not work and all. You look at the info about the Mac and it is visible that the card is folded in the USB, but the signal does not go to it and it is not in the midi / audio settings. Who was involved?"
YYY: I still don’t understand.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93932
 13.02.2014
The question:
It’s all about books, of course, but suddenly.
I watched Anime ten years ago, I only remember the passages. The main character, a young, naive girl, works in a hospital as a nurse during the war. She was originally from a wealthy family. And some association with roses (whether she loved them, or whether they grew in her house).
I've been looking for two years, but with such a description that the needle in the seed stack.

The answer:
"Candy-Candy" (anime of 1976, 114 series) There is on Zoomby > Kids > Anime
Help, please, bring to man is a very good series about human values.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93931
 13.02.2014
(1): And the second episode of the series was when I was communicating with my father's former fellow, who at the time was in charge of communication in Smolny. He even said then that the huawei of all will win in Russia. Chinese colleagues perfectly master the technique of repulsion, unlike the Ciscov Seals.
(2) How did Huawei find spy chips in communications equipment?
Who fucking do these little things?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93930
 13.02.2014
China officially announced the loss of the lunar spacecraft "Yutu"

Badevlad: The moonboat is not broken, it is just very busy. At night, he taps a huge inscription “MADE IN CHINA” on the lunar soil.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №93929
 13.02.2014
There will be something to remember in old age.
In old age, you will remember where you put your glasses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93928
 13.02.2014
Donnie Darko
News from the NSN on Our Radio at 21:00:

Donnie Darko
“It is complete nonsense to think that the fingerprint base will be stolen by fraudsters! She will be kept in the police. It is protected as well as the personal and financial accounts of any bank. Try to rob the bank. He commented on the situation of the Houdyakov.

Donnie Darko
And the next news...

Donnie Darko
Emergencies in the Northern capital: 120 million rubles were stolen from the branch of the bank "Russian Standard". The incident occurred in the south of the city, the press service of the bank told Interfax.

Donnie Darko
The jokes, though.

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