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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91927
 01.01.2014
Everyone with the attacker. Compilation coders and bug tests. To the simple peaceful people all the best.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91926
 01.01.2014
[16:51:46] Apologies: I do not note at all
[16:52:07] Excuses: I now live with my parents and there is a nihua.
Justification: He was sitting in his room all day, no one ever went in.
Discussions: There is no Olivier, there is no Champagne
[16:52:42] Apologies: There are no Mandarins
[16:52:44] Justification: All the norms
[16:53:06] Apologies: In 3 hours to go to bed, to work tomorrow
[16:54:06] Appeal of the Father
[16:54:10] Apologies for leaving the room
[16:54:19] Justification: And I "Huaja, we thought you were at work"
[16:54:45] Justification: >_<

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91925
 31.12.2013
I think I will wear a tree cloth.
Zzz: To keep her silent in the corner and not talk to you?
xxx: she is so knotted on her arms and legs, standing and trying to smell a holiday

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №91924
 31.12.2013
It feels like you’re not talking like all normal people, but by shaking your tongue on your cheeks. Fuck the words out of it!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91923
 31.12.2013
The Year of the Horse. A good symbol. And I declare with all my feelings:
It’s all a horse!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91922
 31.12.2013
"With the New Year.... horses" - said the administrator going into the accounting office :) And all day walked smiling...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91921
 31.12.2013
MikeSh: Coach is something related to Sochi?
MikeSh: Boy in Sochi
ZAR: The clutter would have been then :)
MikeSh: It’s already a virgin, obviously

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №91920
 31.12.2013
XXX: Brothers is a cool game

YYY: It took me some time to understand that ‘brazers’ are brothers, not brazzers.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91919
 31.12.2013
Comments on the distribution "Tree 3".

Filmed in Samara. Bonaparte appreciated the city. Now he will be filming the post-apocalyptic comedy “Not Only They.” As the great creator of domestic cinema noted, the city is in such a state that it can be significantly saved on special effects and decorations.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91918
 31.12.2013
Ways to remove a child from the nipple. Found on the Internet.
Here is another interesting tip: stick the nipple to the doorstep at the height of the child's mouth + 5 cm, so that you can only suck on the chicks.
Interesting, stupid advice!
In whose inflamed consciousness has this devil’s plan matured?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91917
 31.12.2013
I made an unclean attempt to clean up, cleaned the mattress and found myself sleeping, lol x) the mattress could not be removed (

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91916
 31.12.2013
I have two shortcomings: laziness and greed. Separately they are shortcomings, but when gathered together they neutralize each other: laziness overcomes greed, and greed overcomes laziness.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91915
 31.12.2013
X: Smoke is smoking!!!! I found a porn with our former fellow faith!!!!! to
Y:O_O
X: shut down
X: Add me first so I can remove you.
X: Look at it at 7:40 there you can see her fucking!!!!!!!!! to
X: Remember studying in the first class
Y: Hoyace
Y: You have seen a lot of porn.
X: I accidentally stumbled on it!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91914
 31.12.2013
Oh God, what a woman! Answer the item "Your most recent achievement" in the questionnaire:
"It is boring! Every day"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91913
 31.12.2013
You played the first halva, right?
WOW: of course
You remember, at the end of the G-man offers you to work on it, there you can agree, and you can jump off the train.
WOW: well
HHH: Why does my decision not depend on the story of the second halve?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91912
 31.12.2013
I had the first shooting place in school!
YYY: From the end? and :)
XXX: No, but a little bit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91911
 31.12.2013
Feel the taste of victory... and you will soon relax, you will forget what the crush of rivalry is, you will fall asleep without thinking about possible obstacles... and here I will appear, and I will destroy your whole world.
Are you sitting in your trousers in front of the monitor?
Hahah, this is so obvious???and (

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №91910
 31.12.2013
Every year before the New Year, I lay out expensive toilet paper in every toilet cabin in our institution. And when I go to work in January, she is no longer in the cabins! All holidays the institution is closed and sealed!
This proves that Santa exists!
ZZZZ : Oh yeah! He is a drunk!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91909
 31.12.2013
I bought a tablet with 3G support. A few days later, I went to buy a simka in the tablet. Mom without me went to the store, there the consultant turned-turned the device in his hands and said that only wifi is there, because the tablet does not even open (!)
In the second store went - there also the consultant began to chase the purga: "What simka, what are you talking about? It does not support, and in general about 3ji should be written on the box (the inscription of the fonepad did not confuse it)"
We have specialists here.)
P.S on the film of the tablet is directly drawn where to insert the simka (!)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №91908
 31.12.2013
Non Sense: Ppc... I go in a trolley bus with my girlfriend, and in my pocket a gift for her on the NH. I hesitate not to show her it. I say, tie my hands... She takes my hands and puts it on her chest.

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