I am writing a program with bugs for a test contest.

Lightbit: How hard it is to lock specifically.
Ol5xHd: Just write your usual code, don’t get stuck.
Lightbit: Scuco you are.

Culture is what you don’t do when no one sees you.

Yesterday I walked past the office building, from there the shuttle goes out and goes in the direction of the BMW X3. Here, I think, creature, shit shit shit, I have to work on such a car half of my life.
And he suddenly rolls and walks along parked cars. I even got a little embarrassed – maybe a normal person, maybe even almost honest. It’s so sad, and his face doesn’t seem to be very tight.
Meanwhile, he walks fifty meters and sits in a BMW X6.
And you know, I want to think about them sometimes, but X6 greatly undermines this desire.

I don’t know who to ask, but why do people who have always served the secular society (actors, singers, hairdressers, crooks, journalists, etc.) suddenly become secular society?

>>> For the first time I meet a person who still believes in the end of the world over the past year %(

If you don’t remember how we protected you from the creatures of chaos, and dragged them back into the portals, it doesn’t mean that there was no end to the world!

Control of medical psychology. One of the tasks is the history, according to which the patient needs to be diagnosed.
What do you think? What has he?
I think he’s a fuck.
and reasonable.

Do you know how long a day is on Pluto?
A total of 152 hours!
It’s like Monday on Earth.

This is:

Only after I got married, I realized that the losers are just those who can’t play computer games properly.

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In a family for complete happiness, the number of comps and TVs should be equal to the number of family members plus one per stock. Believe it.

Hi, what is new?

In the Customs Union banned circular trousers

Do you wear them, are they cowards?

not yet. Once it was banned, it would probably...
We must go against the system...

About the UGG.
Fuck you these eggs, there is a wonderful Russian thing VALENKI, warmer than eggs, look better and from friends you will only get respect! =) is

The first porn film, Night of Mary, came out just a few months after the Lumiere brothers held their first public movie.

I think the first porn film just didn’t show anyone. It was taken by the Lumiere brothers. It cannot be that a movie was invented to watch the arrival of a train.

Isaak: Usually, we are in such a situation, we use the word - "kosherny".
Said: and we’re talking about this – "I don’t want to explode"...

Vladimir: In general, one chemist in the Soviet times conducted the reaction of obtaining the substance tryptamine by restoring the original substance by sodium borohydride. The point is that borohydride reacts explosively with water. You need to drop water in the mixture in small drops, intensely mixing. It seems that the reaction is over, you need to break down the remnants of borohydride with water. Poppy – there is no reaction. He continued – quietly. Then remove the remaining water. It is like a pearl!! In general, the reactionary mixture was thrown out, the whole extractor and chemistry stumbled from head to foot. He came in a new costume, but did not wear the shirt. And the reaction was so violent that the recovery went on, and a substance called scatol was formed in addition to tryptamine. A scatol is formed in the intestine as a result of the decomposition of tryptophan - one of the amino acids that are part of protein substances. The smell of feces is mainly due to the contents of scatol in them. Moreover, the contents of the scatol in the cocoa are very small :) Imagine what amber from a couple of grams absorbed in a new suit....
Olga :D
Vladimir: What to do, in the USSR it was not possible to just go so, and buy another suit, he carried it in the chimchitsk. Explained the reason, but when he opened the package... In general, he was asked not to appear there again :)
Vladimir: By the way, the squid in a certain small concentration smells of jasmine. In general, the jasmine distinguishes the scotch, the poet smells like that :)
[17:04:55] Olga: Then I think why I don’t like the hour with jasmine...

About the inconvenience.

I worked with a vocal girl. I talked about resonators. After the class, the girl gladly told her parents that she now knows about the vibrators and will use them correctly from now on.
A little confused.

DerArto: A bad cleaner who does not dream of becoming a curling artist.

The Customs Union has banned the import and sale of circular trousers!

The comments:

Yuu: The synthetics in which eggs are parched are prohibited.
zzz: I didn’t know that the owners of eggs wear circular trousers...

Explanation and physical joke:

I once told a girl about the stars. It was great because she didn’t understand anything. Until I asked if there were green stars.

It seems that by temperature the spectrum should pass through all colors, but in stars for some reason only the main sequence - brown, red, yellow, huge red, blue, white, neutron, quartz, black hole.

> I have been thinking for years. Probably, there are no elements on the surface emitting in the green spectrum. On top, hydrogen and helium are mostly green, I don’t even remember what can radiate.

The narrator apparently did not understand the girl anymore. Neutron stars and black holes in no way belong to the main sequence, they are the final stages of the evolution of stars. The star's radiation spectrum, except for small particles, is a heated black body spectrum and does not depend on the star's chemical composition. And the spectrum of that black body is a smooth curve: in cold stars most of the energy falls on "red", in hot ones - on "blue", and in something like our Sun - just on "green" (but in the sum we perceive its color as white).

The promised joke:

Two physicists meet in the winter. One to another and says:
You have a nose! It is 720 nanometers.
So so small?
and no. such red

Lisa, give me a cup of tea, please. My feet are frozen.
Do you put it on your feet?

I listened to the first students:
There is an island named after the programming language.

The xxx:
It turns out, to move on to the "you" with an unfamiliar woman, who is also older than you, is easier when she, without looking in the mirrors, leaving the back, enters your ass in the front buffer :)