This is Krasnoyarsk. Monitoring shows the breakdown of the twisted pair. On the spot, the security guard sees a man coming out of the building with a bag of cables. Takes him for the hand. Vandal wondered, “What are you? Do you need a cable? Go and cut yourself.”

Who is Sasha Grey? I have a friend, Pasha Grey. I do not know Sasha.
It is miserable)))

Stop playing your iPad, read the book! Grow and not degrade!
Where else to read? Few people understand me for the rich vocabulary, the absence of words in the speech of parasites, paths and professional slang.

programmer: if everything on the sell-off falls I will approach and put in the ass with the words "FORMATOR PERMITED!"
Programming in Roze
Programming by: Lord
Developed by: Homo

The Olympic fire is being discussed.
If you were an Olympic fire, you would be fucking hot!
WOW: And quite overwhelmed.

AAA: What, did you not look at Dr. House?
BBB: I tell you - I don't like the series, I have had a psychological trauma since childhood.)))
While I was in school, I hardly watched TV, there was no time. And here classmates let us praise a new film on the second program, such as actors are beautiful, the plot is super, etc. The movie was called Santa Barbara. I first forgot about this movie, remembered two months later, took the program, oh! And the movie is still going, really a hundred-something series. I sit down and think, I’m a bitch, the movie is about to end, and I just thought to watch.
AAA: Oh yeah! The movie is about to end 😉

A colleague (K) on the job, after reading the article that Skype cooperates with the NSA and the FSB, writes:

Q: We are being watched.
I: I always knew about it, only before I thought it was a persecution mania.
I: Now I’m calm – I’m mentally healthy

I heard a conversation in the smoking room:

What would your reaction be if you woke up at two o’clock at night with a naked man lying down to your bed and saying, “Silence, so it should be?”! to

I could no longer smoke cigarettes.

One day, he was sitting at a philosophy lecture. Prep tells me something. I am sick, just a nightmare. Another seminar on the same philosophy. I sit, suffering the choice: go to the dining room and chew a soup, or go home to sleep. For a long time, he decided to throw a coin. But since he was not in adequacy, he decided to write down what each side of the coin meant. I watched, I watched, I watched an eagle. I swear with a leaflet: "The eagle is home, the reed is home".
Kokamich

In such days, I regret especially that I was not born in a great, powerful, but warm country.

From the pick-up, a discussion on the topic “Ancient myths claim that the moles on the body are those places where you were killed in a past life”:
xxx: I have more than two hundred births on my body O_O probably killed me with small pieces of something.
I thought I was eaten by a vampire.
Zzz: Hm, I was shot in eggs? O_O

I decided to reset my biological clock for time.
I go to bed at 9-10 and get up at 5.
See also: Ogo
Do you hear that naive?
ZZZ: Agha
Zzz: Maybe it’s about five o’clock?
That would explain a lot.
TTT: I have been

I looked out the window and saw a guy walking in the bahil, I think, let me do a good deed, I open the window and I shout, and he answered me, and you went to...you! When I looked at it, I realized that these were bright blue shoes.

Have you seen the gifs or videos from Battlefield 4?
There you can jump out of your plane, throw a grenade into the enemy tank, shoot from the basuki, and return to the plane.
If you are a pilot.

oSpa: By the way, today I realized what it is when the prede loves himself
oSpa: This is when the list of questions for the exam coincides with the title of his book.

John Lennon – Whatever Gets You Through the Night
The solo saxophone plays the entire song almost a quarter lower than the accompaniment, more or less aligned only on the top note.
Gb Johnny: Didn't anyone notice at the recording?
MUZOFOB: It is very possible.
MUZOFOB: It was the 70s. We had fun as we could.
MUZOFOB: "Let’s take the tape a little slower, right? And then let’s say, what are you lowering, Niger? Ahahahahahah! Give me a puppy" - A month later, the same. "Six is down? No, it seemed to. Give me a piece"

Whenever the Kung Fu Panda goes on TV, Dad says about Tai Lunga:
"As I understand it. I trained my whole life, went to this title for years, and then what it was.
The emphatic turtle says it doesn’t fit".

HH: How is it? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Do you remember my girlfriend from school?
The Woman?
WOW : Well. At school, we didn’t have any small desires just to sleep. We understood each other halfway and really loved each other.
XHH: Well what?
I am divorced. in the knowledge?
XHH: I have heard it.
WOW: And she got married.
HH: She is not wise. Such a girl!
WOW: Last week she sent me a text message: "Come to me. I have no husband" I thought she was wrong with the number, and just puts horns on her husband, and a male solidarity sparked in me. In general, I replied, “You behave like a dirty prostitute.”
XHH: It is right.
WOW: It is not right! SMS from her stopped, and then from acquaintances I learned that she has been in divorce for a month. The cable does not...
xxx: Our dialogue is called "How did you fuck a second chance", I guess?
I mean yes ((

Thor 2: Long before the birth of the light there was darkness. And out of this darkness came dark elves..."
Where did that go?? to

bad_wolf: I want to stop working, take, fuck, and learn Spanish
bad_wolf: and go to Mexico
Bad_Wolf: Becoming a Drug Baron
bad_wolf: cuddling the cocks to the green spots
bad_wolf: and be shot by American special forces
Bad_Wolf: Together with Harem
Paul: Oh yeah! Fucking one at the moment.
Tagged: cigar cigar
Pavel: and shooting from the machine to the ceiling