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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92687
 18.01.2014
Drink and don’t send SMS. Get your computer, social networks confused! Write your thoughts on paper and postpone them for tomorrow. It will be the morning of the coming day for the shredder of your food.

Or something all the cotte, odmin... and about the shredder all forgotten ) By the way, the mantra has been tested in practice. From the morning, only you and the shredder know how drunk you are.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92686
 18.01.2014
She speaks harshly.

I will give up if you laugh.

Olga shows his finger.

She laughs like a child.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92685
 18.01.2014
<[Yota]Remotion> Yes, I am already feeling upset)

<akshurgi_яаpalлосоK> [Yota]Remotion: Does the egg tickle?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92684
 18.01.2014
News on 4pda:
The Horizon app will allow you to take photos and videos only horizontally
In the App Store appeared the Horizon app for iPad and iPhone, which allows you to take photos and videos only in horizontal mode regardless of the position of the device.No matter how you hold the smartphone or tablet, while the camera is on, the app automatically switches between the portrait and landscape modes depending on the angle of inclination of the device.

XXX is wow! It is done! You also need an app that prohibits taking photographs in the mirror.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92683
 18.01.2014
Raven18277A year ago

A man who can jump from the second floor to the back of a horse, land on his ass and not break the cradle is not afraid of himself or his horses, nor of poisoned wine, nor of the guard of the cardinal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92682
 18.01.2014
and gt;
I took off WoT’s compass, bought two packs of light bulbs, colour paper, glue and pencil, and offered him instead of playing online to glue models of tanks from light bulbs, to draw and fight on the floor, using furniture and carpet as relief. Even the book "One Hundred Great battles" offered.
XXX: The Next

= is
Not long after she lived the next day.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92681
 18.01.2014
I don’t know what to think about him. When I spoke that I love 'Crime and Punishment' and 'Groze Pass' because they are heavy, dark and psychologically loaded so that you can choose, he called me a choked maniac. Then I learned that I’m still a ‘blonde in the law’ reviewing, and said I’m a ‘multi-faceted person’ and offered a ice cream. I think he is a madman and a maniac.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92680
 18.01.2014
I wonder why most women now shave their cheeks. In one forum I read that
The hair of the lob is the natural protection of a woman. In extreme cases, they can be cut and barbed at all - not! Deprived of hair, the lob will grow fat to protect itself, or diseases will begin.

I am afraid to shave the beard, suddenly to protect the second will grow.
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Don’t be afraid, this post was posted by British scientists to preserve the populations of pubic lice.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92679
 18.01.2014
To my colleague, my 12-year-old daughter made a compliment on the day "mamuel, you are so similar to Sasha Grey..." after Google on this topic all the office comes to mind...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92678
 18.01.2014
A child (1st grade) came from school:
My grandmother came to my class today and she was so good!!! She grabbed all the children on the head and left.
A pediculosis examination was conducted by the nurse.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92677
 18.01.2014
Can you imagine a world with other mathematical laws?
- Something like "two times three - eight"?
...and is it not so?
–...
- Stay, no, I confused with "three times two"
–...
and silence

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92676
 18.01.2014
Snow: I seriously say by the way, you need to walk more, or so you can become a greenhouse plant and relax from every wind... on the car of course comfort and all that, but on foot is more useful. Van Seregga goes to work on a daily basis.

Chrome-24: Siroga bought a car yesterday. We’ll see how he rides. :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №92675
 18.01.2014
XXX: Can I contact you?
A good day. Well try it.
xxx: I am now collecting a team in Moscow, active people, life winners, brein storming, so to speak, by random method. I develop my business, no investments are needed, the presence of ambitions and the desire to realize them, organizational skills are needed, but if this is not the case, it is not a problem, I pretended, suddenly it is you.
Yyy: The young man. First of all, you and I did not drink on the brush. Therefore, I advise you to avoid excessive familiarity with regard to the person you will talk to in the future. Secondly, you are extremely careless, because I live in St. Petersburg, and not in Moscow. Thirdly, by the two above points and your flaming speech in general, I will recognize the loophotron and/or the unskilled pickup, therefore I strongly recommend to follow in the direction of the nearest cluster of green plantations.
Lord, do not write here.
“My son, you have raised up your prayer to me by writing first. But how will you say, for the calls of “Lord” always soften my heart.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92674
 18.01.2014
XHH: I exchange fantasy for a computer game.
The films?
Books are 150.
Zzzz: I agree with you.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92673
 18.01.2014
>> Added: 2008-10-03 03:58
Driver writers at ATI are a star. I can almost see in the plague barracks a crowd of crippled Hindus under the beating of a white centurion from ATi suddenly start to run chaotically, and suddenly with the cry of "Form a Megacode" gather together and transform into one huge Hindus with a ass everywhere. And who with that ass writes wood for ATi cards.

Quote for 5 years. Nothing has changed

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92672
 18.01.2014
I’m going to laugh 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Per the most popular type of roll in the world are rolls "Philadelphia". This is another dish of traditional Japanese cuisine invented in America.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92671
 18.01.2014
In our glamorous Orthodox corporation next week announced the baptism of the office
In the meaning? Will they walk and jump water on everyone?
Or will all of them be drowned and new ones are picked up?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92670
 18.01.2014
From chat for 15+ people:
xxx: fucking how the times have changed - before we started discussing something computer, ended up having sex.
XXX: Just started with sex, ended with a mortgage.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92669
 18.01.2014
It seems to me that even during the zombie apocalypse, infected sales consultants will crawl after you with an uterine whistle: "Show!and "

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №92668
 18.01.2014
XXX: My own

YYY: and I? I am a brutal bald and bearded creature, 190 cm tall, 115 kg weighing, with a snake tattoo, with an enormous mouth and an electronic cigarette whose size allows you to rape and kill, and a mood that allows you to do the same.
So I am Nash, yes...

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