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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №92027
 04.01.2014
Recently, one person celebrated Russian classical literature and told me that Leo Tolstoy wrote the book "War of the Worlds" and that the Americans even made a film with Tom Cruise. I did not argue,
I told him about the second volume, which Leo Nikolaevich wrote and wanted to burn, but it did not burn, because the manuscripts do not burn, and now this volume is stored in the main library of the Vatican and no one knows what he is about, and Hollywood has repeatedly offered Pope huge money for it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92026
 04.01.2014
<ov3rfl0w>Well, what can you say about these wonderful routers?
<ov3rfl0w>home yes, small business - only if very small
<ov3rfl0w>a so query "dir-300 as a repeater" article begins with the words "The first thing was decided instead of D-link DIR-300 to install ZyXEL..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92025
 04.01.2014
Nihua did not do it at work when at the end of the working day you close the car card, and he doesn't even ask to keep out or not.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92024
 04.01.2014
News from the world of science:
Japanese scientists are creating a "poultry man": Scientists from the University of Tokyo are conducting an incredible experiment, the main goal of which is to learn how to grow pigs with a human pancreas and other human organs.

farshmak1 3 January 2014:
The Japanese are hopelessly behind us. I was a pig man on January 1.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92023
 04.01.2014
The commentator rejoiced again. (Men’s biathletes run in a very thick fog and have difficulty reaching the finish.) "Female skiers will have to be hard. The torture of women will also be broadcast live."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92022
 04.01.2014
M: Where can I get a big, too big pump on a hat? and huge )
A: Reference to manufacturing instructions
M: It’s from a thread, and I want it from an animal.”

Yet there is in women this absolutely direct and sincere, just disarming kindness.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92021
 04.01.2014
You see, the world is so arranged. Women do not read the instructions for the technique, and men do not read the inscriptions on the shampoo.
YYY: Men don’t read the instructions either.
XXX: I agree, this is a bad example. Instructions, especially for Chinese technology, are not read, even those who write them.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92020
 04.01.2014
Inna: the impression of Legolas in one phrase "a mixture of Daddy's son and a murder machine") and the appearance is really like the victim of photoshop)))) as if Bloom refused to shoot and his graphics was restored))
Mary is yes. Maybe it’s handless?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92019
 04.01.2014
We have a roast here.
In the corner, all parts of the wooden Ikeev railway were hidden for a child. He loves her, but it’s like a New Year’s tradition for us – we only get it on NZ. Carroches, got, assembled, built, bridges, tunnels, wagons, all seriously, even argued that much better... we sit and play for two. A child, what a child? He’s in the kitchen and looks.
I remembered it only in 20 minutes. HDD
Fuck the fuck. ))
There is still an alternative to the helicopter on HDD radio control for parents

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92018
 04.01.2014
This aggressive Russia! Recently, she interfered without ceremony in the internal affairs of Syria and aggressively disrupted the peaceful bombing of this Middle Eastern country, but did not calm down on this and under the end of the year aggressively interfered in the internal affairs of Ukraine - lowered the price of gas and aggressively allocated a 15-billion-dollar loan!

[ + 22 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92017
 03.01.2014
I recently picked up a new computer. An old computer (approximately 2004, one core, 1 gig of operating, IDE hard for 80 gigs) stood on the sidelines until today she wrote me:
I need to sell an old computer.
I: First you need to prepare it.
D: How to prepare?
I: Well clean, wind remove
D: What a screw, it needs to be sold without a disk.
I: No one will buy it without a disk, everything else is outdated, even spare parts are not needed.
D: I am 100% sure to buy.
I: How to buy if only rubles for 500. With a disk and a working can times three would be more expensive
D: Okay, no need, I am selling him with my brother, so far!
And then probably on the avito will be an announcement of one phrase: "I will sell a good computer for 5000 rubles." And still guilty.

[ + 22 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92016
 03.01.2014
03.01.14 17:30
Mom: When will you come? You told me what meat you would eat.
Mom: and if you can, then grab the drill, that damn shelf.
Mom: and hard disk oxana with pictures of plywood
Rainbow tomorrow
Mother: My son, wow
XXX is OK
Mom: what’s okay, did you realize what I wrote, or are you celebrating the Holy Week?
XXX: The Week

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92015
 03.01.2014
Mother :
- Marina, and why the new TV channel "Home" does not show?
Why not show?
- Glory said that the TVs of the new brand channel "Home" do not show.
What is your TV brand?
Japanese is something. And before that was the TV brand "Our"
What mark is this?
I don’t know, it was on TV. This is what he showed. I took the TV from the neighbor, he stood at Glory, and the channel "Home" does not show. What should I do?

By clarifying the circumstances, it became clear that the brand "Our" is a Hitachi TV, and the grandson of Slava quietly fights with "Houses-2".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92014
 03.01.2014
xxx: here the accountant, the current that on the phone stated "that my TV screens crossed" (the network disappeared) ><

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92013
 03.01.2014
The main cause of suicide in Russia is Russia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92012
 03.01.2014
xxx michael there talks down

WOW with whom?

XXX with a serious face

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92011
 03.01.2014
Sasha is healthy. There is time!? to
Sanna, another time. I’m not working now, so I’m very busy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92010
 03.01.2014
The xxx:
earn boppy, then there will be a pofigu that the cubes on the stomach, that the ball

YYYY :
This earned

YYYY :
8 thousand

The xxx:
Then the cubes

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92009
 03.01.2014
Judging by the children's map of animals of Ukraine: in Kiev live deer, in Lutz - losses, in the Donbass - darts, and in the Crimea - baklaws and barns, Evpatoria, it turns out, the homeland of Batman!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92008
 03.01.2014
About the movie Avatar

Natalia
I don’t know how this stuff can be invented!!! Under what should be?! to
and then remove.

Alex is
under the fan

Natalia
They lick everything.

Alex is
and what

Natalia
Why Fan

Alex is
Oh Oh

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