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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91827
 29.12.2013
Didro, as well as coat, depot, cinema, dynamo,
Wine and dominoes don’t go together.

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pour wine into a gasoline tank, lick wine, drown in wine, or find blame for other uses than drinking

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №91826
 29.12.2013
Comments to the video, where the girl during the right to comment on each of her actions:
xxx: found pedestrian type "grandmother" - missed
Yyy: I’m afraid to imagine what she’s saying during sex...
zzz: Hands on the back, legs up, eyes closed, op-op-op...

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91825
 29.12.2013
This is:

It’s funny to read the stories of large-scale businessmen. All of them prefer not to remember that, for example, without people of one very important but very disrespectful and extremely low-paid (in Russia) profession they will not be able to normally exist. That there were only one entrepreneur beside you and no sanitary ;)
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The holy naivety. A sanitary technician with straight hands and the desire to work now earns once in five more office plankton.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91824
 29.12.2013
Mylka :
A cat appeared there.
by barby_joe
A small cat, a small cat.
The Mylka:
How were they called?
by barby_joy
- You know... Somehow they called the "leaf" (red because), but this dude calls it exclusively "red ass". And now it’s more responsive to the "jopa" than to the "leaf" :(.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №91823
 29.12.2013
HH: I know you. You just got a compliment, and you already imagined a white dress, a bunch of children, a joint old age and a glass of water.
WOW : Yes? And this is what I will tell you.
WOW: Yesterday in a conversation he mentioned a woman’s name, his old acquaintance. And I already mentally stuck them, killed them, hid the bodies, then still came to the police with guilt, sat for 10 years and went out.
What do you know about female fantasies?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91822
 29.12.2013
The sun shone through the tops of centuries-old pine trees, which were reflected in the mirror water of the lake. From the island, a boat with a bag of sneakers and a man in a gray camouflage suit went away with a silent blast. He sat down on the bench to the shore with his face and had already taken his rope, but then his gaze fell on a creature running out of the forest to the narrow strip of the sandy shore. It was a cat who lived with his grandmother on the island. She ran along the water line, shortening the distance to the boat, and when the sandy beach was barred by a high, by cat standards, crowd of collapsed cedar, thrown into the water. What" is it for you?A man had not yet had time to think of it, as a wet clump of wool crumbled on board the boat and, without shaking up, jumped on his knees.
Do not leave! The cat said, looking into the eyes of a man. I am so lonely without you.
The Curtain

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91821
 29.12.2013
*Picture with small on sandwiches and signature "Need for speed of my hand"*
D1.mas: ah, happiness is not like that.
d1.mas: shade instead of snow
D1.mas: Need for Speed
d1.mas: conclusion :: ended childhood - everything turned into shit

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91820
 29.12.2013
I am on the red square now, but the man pumped, I was very disappointed, even sex no longer want. So I waited :(
I only know one man on the Red Square, and you can’t expect sex from him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91819
 29.12.2013
A real man always takes the most responsible affairs on himself.
For example, sleep and eat.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91818
 29.12.2013
Why not just call the game "The Real World"?
and banality.
- Okay then "The Shore of the Blue Mushroom: The Secret of the Unfruitful Sixtine Greenhouse"?
I don’t know "red forel yellow"
- Green compot Vasily all in wait
The Transcendental Quasi-Ustrica captures the world, or What tomatoes say when they are smoked in the forest.
I am Tom.
I am a quasar!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91817
 29.12.2013
I missed. I sent it to my phone "Hello world". I got a smile at once. Time to stress?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91816
 29.12.2013
Have you noticed how interesting the English word together is broken down into three parts: to get her? I immediately imagine the harsh ancient proto-English people, who at the dawn of civilization gathered together to arrange an assault on the neighboring tribe and kidnap the bride who looked there.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91815
 29.12.2013
The L200 Forum:
Liviafan: We are here, finally, the snow has fallen, we go shopping with our wife. Along the road there are several cars in the square "sitting". Wife: - Look, and Eliečka as we are stuck. I: - L200 cannot get stuck. If she’s soaked, it means she likes it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91814
 29.12.2013
If a woman praises your girlfriend, then you are indifferent to her.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91813
 29.12.2013
I was driving on the road yesterday.
One of the passengers was loud about her relationship with her ex.
By the end of the trip all (and passengers, and the driver, and the conductor) were on the side of the former.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №91812
 29.12.2013
In the bus, filled with officials, the money to the driver has never reached.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91811
 29.12.2013
In the anniversary year 1995 they said on television: "Bunin found very symbolic that he was born in the same year with Lenin and died in the same year with Stalin."
by Roman Shmarakov

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91810
 29.12.2013
The puppy invented a new fun - he drops the bell from the hook, and then walks down the bottom of the cage and pleased pins it.
He appears to have invented a game – football.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91809
 29.12.2013
In Windows 8, everything is so simplified that you have to turn off the computer through the console.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №91808
 29.12.2013
to this:
L200 can’t get stuck. If she’s soaked, it means she likes it.
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You are not a real Waze! In my hearts said Uncle Zhenya, ripping off the emblem from the barracks of his new Patriot sitting in the harmless snow cane.

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