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The medical five copies to the debate about Plushchenko:
He was stunned after the jump! For those who have never even had osteochondrosis, it is very, very painful. Most likely - a crack of the spine or a shift of metal pieces attaching this spine itself. There is a risk of paralysis for a moment. Fuck the forest, he’s going to go to bed again, and you’re the right time, not the right time. by Tifou.
>The wallet is hard to close for the evening
I also got paid half a salary.
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Review of the film Robocop
Why is he not shot in his mouth?
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Reminds me of something?
Symptoms of hobbit. Stereotypical grimase, in which the lips of the patient protrude into a tube. It varies in severity and duration (from a few seconds to spastic retention of the grimace for a long time). Possible small scale. (abortive hobbot) and partial manifestations, when only one lip protrudes (Sukharebsky L.M., 1966) Observed in catatonic schizophrenia.
Nevertheless, on Titub the most adhesive of the videos "film in 5 seconds" - Titanic:
This ship cannot sink!! to
The bulk!
:D
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We collected metal at school. One day, we collected "cotton" from a neighboring kindergarten :D We then forced it back to relate it ))))
In these of your internets, Omsk is the capital of the Norcomans. And if you think, then Omsk is the capital of resistance.
I sit in my office and I don’t touch anyone. The door is opened, a guy with a notepad and a broken bouquet of roses rolls in, swirls with a notepad and asks:
Are you Svetlana?
by Ophigete! I am really Svetlana! I’m the only one on the floor, I know. I start to get up, shining, like after the atomic explosion, the pipe has already pulled, thinking what kind of husband is a pipe. And here is the guy, scratching again with the notebook:
What floor is this? The sixth?
P... C, comrades!
to this:
The Chinese lunar rover Yutu began to show signs of life.
After the battle with the American moonwalker...
and...
The two Soviet moonboats finally waited for the third.
My husband is not yet 30, and I buy the batteries in "girl happiness" regularly, because he struggles to fulfill his marital duty a few times a week (we will not be better about the quality). At work he is not tired, eats regularly and varied, there are no claims to the appearance, the living space allows. What to do - I don't mind, but the future worries me.
Batteries - a remnant of the past, here will be a couple of sets of batteries with a charger. Or "friend" with a built-in battery. It will be unnecessary to try to discuss this delicate issue with your husband. If at first everything was normal, and the amount of joy suddenly decreased –, part of the joy goes to the left. And it is up to you to decide how to compensate for the lack of love in life. Happy Day of the Lovers!
What statement should be written in order to be allowed to participate in philosophy seminars drunk?
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Something I don’t understand about fifty kinds of sex. And they do not confuse gender with sexual orientation and sexual addictions. If a man is fucking another man, he is still a man; if a man is fucking another man, horse, dog, or robot, he is still a man. So sex, as I think, is still two. But in the field of “sexual addictions” there are 50 options. And there should be no choice and several thousand bars with different types.
In my opinion so.
a: there are some children aged 10, look at the window... "oh, swens! Oh, muline" fucking, I didn’t know at their age and words like that! She sat down and killed a duck in a dendy.
But I wonder, where is their glorious Greenpeace?
As for our artwork, please.
The giraffe is not protected.
Onishchenko was not dismissed on time. Or he would popularly explain that when a giraffe is killed, the dairy products exported by Denmark to Russia are drastically spoiled.
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Hi, I do not have a quote, but thanks: when I am bored at work, in the transportation, when I do not want to read books, listen to music, when you can't fall asleep and want to drive away thoughts about urgent affairs and get distracted, I read your site and every time the mood becomes better :)
Please one. make a night version of the site, which could be switched to a black background, as in readers on the phone
and ***
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He taught German at school, then at the university. But I remember only one thing clearly. I came for a couple, to replace our German, English lesson. All languages are like languages. German is your ass. When in all languages people say, “There is no fish in this river.” In German it is necessary to say: “In this river the fish floats, not.”
Ura to! Finally, there is a quotation that corrects the teachers’ shortcomings! Russian language, physics, mathematics, biology and more - and all on one resource!!! Available, fun and with the soul!
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Lene was going to the store, decided to cook dinner from what is in the refrigerator. There were only shrimp and eggs, decided to wrap an egg with shrimp. When the strawberries were cooked, I had to go to the store.
WOW why?
I have a beer.)
Straga: Chief on Friday: We urgently gather the people and fly to Sochi to help the customer!
Arrived, we work, a colleague after the call home says: the son was given to write a composition on the topic "I love the Olympiad". The son honestly wrote: My dad went on a trip to Sochi for the weekend to fix the shortcomings at the Olympics. Mom laughed and forced to rewrite: Daddy flew to Sochi to get sick for our Olympians, promised to bring souvenirs and photographs....)))))
XXX What? I do not love you? I live with you!! to
Pfff, I found something to surprise. It is my turn to live!
xxx: a wacht schedule due to the special harmfulness of production?