Everyone with an unforgettable New Year!! to

XX: How bad these accountants and managers are! They think of themselves as the pope of the earth.
YYY: And do they not know that the pop of the earth is you?

A computer crashed from the table.
I think it’s overloaded and ok. But suddenly there was more space.)
Mother: Did you shake?

Polina: Fuck, in my room even Frodo would wear shoes.

Commentary on Chess:
Good chess, but there are bugs: sometimes the figures disappear at the most inappropriate time.

zod4iy: *la file :) to the girl in aske write, all kinds of things about the beauty and so on... the answer comes "thank you for the compliments, but she has already gone to work"
Ingvar : :D
Ingvar as husband?
zod4iy: well "type"
zod4iy: well I do ch... I wasn’t confused... I wrote "no well, pass on later"

In the cafe at the next table a guy with a girl. They eat a large sushi plate. Almost got eaten.
I want a dessert, I want a dessert.
Stop eating, the waiters are looking at us!

New Year with Coca-Cola: This is what true loneliness means: everyone celebrates with friends, family and loved ones, and you - with Coca-Cola!

For the sake of justice, it is worth noting that fantasies and expectations are present in both sexes, and they are broken down in the mist also in both usually very quickly. And then one half is forced to argue about the absence of sex, the other - about the lack of attention. Sadly, yes...
And it could all be much better.
This is very important....
Moreover, what is interesting - as a rule, the girl is bothered about the absence of sex, and the attention - the guy)

"All Olympic facilities in Sochi will have free Wi-Fi".

Do you imagine? These major, able to spend on tickets, travel and accommodation, will be a hectic inet at the expense of others.

with 4pda, news of the new processor from LG.
Interestingly, LG Odin works at fairly low frequencies – from 100 MHz to 1 GHz.

K100: We are waiting for a 2GHz version called LG Dva

I think I am not the only one - I read the books of some author in the "pirate" library, liked it, bought a couple of paper copies; watched the "screen" of the film, interested, went to a expensive cinema for the continuation. And discs with cartoons Miyazaki generally ordered on Ozone, because in our city they are not sold banally. And if we do the opposite, is it PRINCIPAL NOT to buy content from especially stubborn copyright holders? Well, who instead of asking to "remove the distribution" requires to close an entire tracker, you understand what I am talking about. Maybe they will already come to know that "piracy" on the Internet is becoming more and more free advertising for them?

Chat online game tank (s) and hill (s):

t - Svetlana Vladimirovna, say, why did you go last day to the distant, the Serpent Gorinich to beat, without me, the knight of your faithful, with a shield and body that covered you from many dangers?

x - And from that, Sergey, the light of Andreevich, that on the races of many, sent to you and by letter and voice, you answered, I quote "that it went all right))))", "ya beer)))", "Svetko, aida buhat)))", "iprtvr)))" and other words, very unprinted.

t - light (well, just yesterday was like that)

x - Sereza, I understand that you are a free bird, but it's overwhelming 24\7 about "Yesterday was such a day!". We, by the way, yesterday broke a random tank hat.

It is crazy (

Description of treatment:
There is a mouse in the scanner, you need help with the extraction.
The decision:
Exit to place. According to the user, the mouse visually appeared twice in the paper compartment and hid inside the MFU.
When inspecting the MFU, the mouse was found in the cartridge compartment. After removing the cartridge, the mouse escaped from the MFU and disappeared. The cat in the room did not react.
MFI is normal.

I found a deodorant in the store today. He is like me, read a poem. I am OK. And I load a not very short verse of Zachoder about a harmful cat. In a word, with a feeling. At the guard and the defrost, the eyebrows steadily slipped up, the girlfriend stumbled. We got a handful of sweets.)
By the way, the first candidate for reading I had was "Yaroslavna's cry" from the Word of the Regiment of the Eagles. In Ancient Russian.

My wife, if you need to bring papers from work or to work, certificates there or forms, learned to put them in a tablet, the box is hard, allows.
The papers lie carefully, do not move.
Here I was stunned: my wife was the first to think of using the tablet as a tablet!

When I was a child, I waited for the kinescope to warm up, now I am waiting for the television to turn on the operating device. What is Progress?

On the Hebra, comments to the post "Calculate what is now the year from the Big Bang"

ID120: A year there, 14 billion, it’s all clear. Call the day! The day! When to celebrate?! to

akaurov: So far you can celebrate any day, as the error of measurement is ±58 million years old. and :)

Medicine: I have a guy here going to believe in the spirit of bananas and cheese cheese.
Akira Asakura: O.o
Akira Asakura: My neighbor believes in eggs
Medicine: Then it’s okay.

Condemnation of the topic of "inscriptions on the fence - naphig need and how to explain it to children?"

- My husband in childhood wrote on the fence about the teacher of German "Ivan Petrovich - a fool!"
I don’t eat for FIU.
So, 25 years have passed... The fence is in place, and the inscription is constantly UPDATE!!! Current students...
With his husband, the teacher was young, now it is about retirement, but nothing has changed in his character.
How to explain this to children - I don't know, but this is an ancient version of the VKontakte wall... As they say, who agrees - put likes or paint...