Katya: Today two young people went to meet, one said: great pop! God sees how I dreamed of hearing these words, but not ahead!! Not ahead...

Let’s play in the snow!! The price is 5 rubles!! to
The Jews have snow.

We discuss the term EBITTO (the formula for calculating profitability).
Dirk according to the report:
It is a shame to confess to someone.
Head of Bush:
“Anthony, calm down, it’s out of the frost.

A woman from the kitchen cries: “Selective slices of salmon and shrimp under a light cheese sauce in a delicate chicken bouillon!”
"This is what, will you prepare for dinner?"- I ask, admiring such a culinary exotic.
"No, I’m reading the cat food label for you"

Orry: A good question was asked today at the zoo shop. If you have a house cat, why do we feed it with such good food?
Zell: If you have a girlfriend from Udmurtia, why do you buy her an iPhone?

Posts from the company:
Dear colleagues!!!! Let me tell you that I am not pregnant, please discuss your personal life. Not drinking at holidays does not mean being pregnant.

All three minutes to get in what "babynik", which makes chilling sounds - is "babynik", then would you be a mafon with bubins?? to
You really are a brake!! to

With your illiterate illiteracy, not just three minutes, often three days is not enough to understand what a word is.

I argued with my wife where the mouse has the left button and where the right one.
I disputed

Discussing with Khabr that installing VLC Player violates the speaker warranty on a Dell laptop

Do you have Linux? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have an antivirus? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a VLC? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a torrent client? The BTC client? Ad Blocker? Rejection of guarantee.
Did you turn on the computer? Rejection of guarantee.
Buying a computer? Rejection of guarantee.
and you? Rejection of guarantee.
You can immediately report to the police. A terrorist.

For men to note: if your girlfriend, after seeing the photos after the shooting, asks you why you didn’t tell her that she looked like a prostitute – the correct answer is not you were very good, but someone else.

What can drop slowly on the floor in the area of the steering wheel, some dense liquid?
Is the icon peaceful?

Rightly, the following joke should begin: “There are three: a Jew, a Jew, and an Israelite.”

We will meet Rabinovich.

Brothers of Mind:

It is...
and there was also a furniture set "Bereska": sofa - 8 pillows and 2 chairs - 2 pillows each. Of 12 pillows was built not only the castle, but also the royal carriage =)
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The nostalgia was straight =) I thought I was one of those...
And also we and the boy in the country from grandmother's wooden boxes for potatoes and rotten boards made a stucco jod for games. For what the truth then got on the neck, wooden boxes were in deficit in the village. And next to the dust was excavated a hole of 1.5 * 3 meters, a meter deep, originally intended for fertilizer. Inside we put a bench, various sticks and pieces of glass (like buttons and controls) were plugged into the ground wall, and it was our mega super tank.
"I went to tanks to play" in my childhood it was just like that, yes. But the imagination worked so much that in the process of the game you could actually disconnect from this world.
It was the beginning of the nineties and we were happy.

From the news: "American Bobslayer who broke the doors of the bathroom in a hotel in Sochi, stuck in the elevator"
It all started with an undiscovered star.

by Habr
Where is graphene used now?
yyy:Receiving scientific grants

And I’m always sold beer and cigarettes in shops because I’m bearded.

Bone, 11 years

To this:
Operation is going. The surgeon only opens the stomach, the light is turned off. In total darkness, an anesthesiologist’s voice: “The mafia is waking up...”
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Operational, as well as the resuscitation department, belongs to the first special category of power supply. Not only is this all fed from two independent entries, but also the obligation of the IPB is.
The light does not turn off there. Well, if, of course, someone just didn’t turn off the switch.

Rostelecom is as brilliant as always. To report problems with telephone communication, you need to call on a short number, which is available only from a fixed phone.

Asked to advise Strugacki to read? I advise. Ideally, read all their books, not so many, and each one is worthy.

But these are the books of Strugatsky and all (imcho) should know everyone who is generally interested in reading.

"It is hard to be a god". The movie has nothing to do with it, the book is genius at first. "Dark fantasy" long before Steve was your Martin.

"Gaddy Lebbons" - about youth, a book for all times.

"Monday begins on Saturday" - a fun book about the atmosphere of the 60s...

"The Tale of the Three" (two editions to choose from) - and this is already about the bile and bitter "stagnation" of the 70s.

"The inhabited island" - powerful, symbolic, relevant. You will know why to throw dirt in Fedou B.

"The Far Rainbow" - The Great Pizzet-Armageddet, a look from the inside. The catastrophe is described in such a way that no cinema has dreamed of it.

About a boy who is found on an uninhabited planet, any further word is a vicious spoiler.

A pleasant reading!

XHH: In the continuation of the topic who and how woke up. I was lucky with the cats. One day I roll out of the body, I do not sleep anymore, but I do not wake up yet, you know how it is. Not much there. For the fifteenth time he could not withstand, opened to look, and there in the grove is a cat sitting and scratching in the door complaining. Well, the swarm was stained on the balcony, or it would crash into empty bottles. And the second time it was epic, here I am. Not sleeping anymore. I’m chasing the heroes. Suddenly a cat comes out of the balcony and goes majestically to the door. Then you turn around, what are you sitting on? Go and open the door. Normally so.