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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91587
 24.12.2013
Youth is vodka, boat and bullshit.
Maturity is cinema, wine and domino.
old age - kefir, clisters and sortiers.
and :)
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

"and a warm variety"
Someday you will understand how this little clarification changes the matter...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91586
 24.12.2013
to this:
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Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O
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Camard, you are a maniac. I behave completely rationally.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91585
 24.12.2013
On the subject of bombing:
It was like in the late 1990s or early 2000s such an experiment - from Moscow (or Peter, I don't remember already) collected a man 80 bombs and carried on an electric car to an abandoned village. Only about 50 people arrived (the rest went back to the city along the way), so from these 50 bombs in the village only 8-10 people lived. Although houses and plots were provided for free - live, repair the house and estate, engage in the farm.
Therefore, the pity for the bombs personally causes me confusion. Especially when such a body, dirty, sits with an apparent intersection and cries on the little things in the passers.
It is better to give money to a street musician - he earns talent.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91584
 24.12.2013
Leeroi4: Needed to buy a radio-controlled helicopter to prove its masculinity
Ezdovoi_kot: Leeroi4, do not attack the sick.
ezdovoi_kot: was with me as a child, I still cry at night as he left me
ezdovoi_kot: I played with him on the street, so I don't touch anyone, so there is a helicopter passing by, the helicopter falls in it and the helicopter drops from me with my helicopter.
Ezdovoi_kot: Long walked around the area looking for that camel. I remembered him.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №91583
 24.12.2013
16 years:

Dima: - Alla is the most beautiful, it will definitely cut me off, and Male is easier - it is not to respect yourself. I'll go further to shrink.
Ally, let’s go to the cinema!
I am the first beauty of school, you are not worthy of me. If the smoke...
Vasa: Well it is okay. Shall we go to the cinema?
Masha: Let’s go!

35 years
Alla: Why am I, the first beauty, with a car and an apartment, still alone? Where is the smoke now? Or even Vasa.
Dima: - Ally has such a car-apartment, she won't look at me! I could take a male off, but she has children, why do I have a grandmother with a trailer? I will call a prostitute.
Vasya - Mashe: Listen, the third has been born, maybe we are already registering?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91582
 24.12.2013
Loft: Democratic elections are like a student buffet. Choose between a cake with potatoes and a cake with cabbage. At the same time, you have a heartburn from potatoes, a cabbage allergy, and you can't make flour in general. The cake is eventually dried up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91581
 24.12.2013
I decided to find a company on the network - a supplier of reagents, with which our office works. Send a request to Google. Answer by Google:

Laverna was a Roman goddess of profit, patron of thieves.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №91580
 24.12.2013
The Naive Man:
And the grandmothers asking for mercy at the subway, saw? The heart is broken to look at it - maybe they have a place to live, but there is nothing to eat and nothing to wear for such a retirement.

You know, some student journalists conducted a small experiment. Dressed the second student winner, made a complaining face and stood up to ask for mercy in a crowded place. In the first hour and a half, I collected a thousand two. Then a man approached, and asked why she is not remembered here, and if she knows who to cut off the penny.

The second girl tried to get up near the church... she was not even allowed - the same "grandmothers" have all the places listed there. And they stumbled upon her like a stall of cerberas.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91579
 24.12.2013
[11:45:06 PM] XXX: the moment
YYY: glue or wait?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91578
 24.12.2013
If in a working day 8 hours, in an hour 60 minutes, in a minute 60 seconds, then you can safely count to 28800 and quietly go home.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91577
 24.12.2013
The headquarters instructed again to find a computer from nothing (( came to the warehouse - the cemetery of old systemists, assembled the computer and named it Franky))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91576
 24.12.2013
This citizen:

Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O

by Oneto?

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91575
 24.12.2013
On December 23, 2013, at the age of 94, the world famous designer and inventor of firearms Mikhail Timofeevich Kalashnikov died. An eternal memory to the man whose inventions are feared and respected all over the world.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91574
 24.12.2013
God teaches us to defend our faith and His name. And this means that every plough towards the Church will not be calmly perceived by its herdsmen.
and----
Just for information, and it is the same God who said, “Whoever strikes you in your right cheek, turn to him the other also” (Matt. 5:39), or do you have any other?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91573
 24.12.2013
Actors of series on NTV, do not makeup, but beat on the real

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91572
 24.12.2013
Grandma cooked the cake, and a little bit started, that it would be better to buy the cake. My grandmother was upset and gave me a piece of it. I am sitting down from it, being over the small, which cake is delicious, and that I have a whole two pieces, and he has none, sits almost rubbing)))
“Sanna, you are a bad father.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91571
 24.12.2013
Xxx: Good night

YYY: Not so kind. Only one cotton - and the walls are covered with a flat layer of dark grey mesiv, which still lives and breathes.

Xxx :????! to

yyy: opened in the middle of the kitchen a plastic bottle with a fermented homemade snack. It must be washed until morning.:D


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91570
 24.12.2013
You know, it’s made up of fairy tales. The children will soon have nothing to say before bed.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №91569
 24.12.2013
I sold the sofa. The buyers came and took it.
Two hours later a phone call:
Do you have a cat?
There is.
The grey? The Striped?
– Yes...
He doesn’t want to break up with the couch.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91568
 24.12.2013
The celebrations are getting more and more, and the joys are getting fewer and fewer.

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