Question from Daiting:
> Do you want to have children?
> Reproduction is ready. We have only our power.

My kitten is like this: when he sleeps, swirls with a glomerule, when he looks confidently, when he turns his head to the side, when he chews his little mouthpiece... and when he crushes the chair, he is like a nice little goblin.

News from Sochi 2014:
The biggest noise in the network caused the photo of the male toilet in the press center "Sochi-2014". BBC correspondent Steve Rosenberg published a photo of the cabin, where two toilets are located at once.
After that, each team considered it their duty to take a photo of these twin toilets.
Later, a spokeswoman for the press service of the Olympics, Elena Greenberg, that the famous toilet was converted into a secondary room, replacing the toilets with tubes. But then the scandal did not cease. Athletes somewhere found another similar toilet and now photograph in it.

From the hub, a comment about the ELT monitor:
I still have one monitor. little of that. It is not only tubular, but also glucose.
History is this:
I had an old glucose printed monitor on KVM, next to the server stand. Connected to servers. Well, sometimes it was connected to computers for tests, in free ports. Since the use of a stationary monitor at the server occurs never, then the figure with it. But at some point, the monitor began to ring periodically. Since the monitor was written off, I treated the problem with a precise side stroke. The problem disappeared.
There was a situation that the monitor began to be used frequently, and the dwarf such - began to bite frequently. I had to knock every five minutes. And then I was obscured — and why am I suffering with it, if I have a dozen other unrecognized tube monitors. I looked at him... Then they took me away and caught me hard. Against this background, I decided to remember that it was always interesting to watch live how the monitor behaves when you hit it with a hammer. I went to my neighbors to find a hammer. None of the workers were on the spot. I went to the server. I sat behind that monitor. Within half an hour, I realized he wasn’t swallowing. Overall, the monitor was so frightened that for the first time he allowed himself to squeeze in three months. We used it as a talisman. Together with the admin drum and anti-gas.

@VivaLaLenas
When you avoid taxes, somewhere a small child of a clerk who lacks cocaine is crying.

Speaking on the Maidan several times saw a guy holding a poster with the inscription "Skyrim for the Nordics!"

Comments on the video "The Chinese are wrapping transformers"

I would die from this job on the first day.

WOW: And today I am almost dead of the quality of their transformers.

How to tell if the cheese is missing?

Someone has thought about what people could invent a phone, in which almost all applications are paid, and to start the work it is necessary to do the circumcision of the SIM card?))

she: fun, by Anna Karinin already wrote a book, today in the book department saw
He is: What?

In connection with the emerging situation in the economy, the government of the Russian Federation has prohibited the use in the media of the phrase "COMMUNICATE END AND END".
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? to
As a propaganda of homosexuality. andquot;
WOW - [ runs a fork with a peelmen ]

I went into electricity. The people are little and not seen. This is not the case. (c) yuskey-kun lj

@DumbAnalytics
Yesterday there were some alkanes under the windows.
He came out and shouted from the balcony.
Blood for the God of Blood! A skull for the throne of skulls!
Silence... I recommend it!

V.A.GAutomated robot machines? A very good autopilot? Google is autonomous.
V.A.GWhat do you fuck, you say.
V.A.GIn Russia such technologies have existed for 80 years.
V.A.GHit a track on the track – and you can’t drive the nearest 200 kilometers.

discussion on the price of spy gadgets from the NSA:

XXX: Are they out for sale?
YYY: They even install for free!

There are two types of people in the world: those who make fun of you and those who don’t know you.

In churches fewer and fewer believers, more and more "parishioners".

I am studying medicine. I was practiced in the hospital, I was sent for an operation to some man. The man looked at me and said, “I’ll pay any money, but don’t let it come to me.” He was my former biologist.

The phrase "I am the son of the prosecutor" could never scare the bear away.

How is the technical approach different from the creative? Technical - the task is not solved - the performer is a fool. Creative - the task is not solved - you have been and do not understand anything in art!