News of Kamishina (a small town in the Volgograd region):
A resident of Kamishin killed a friend who offered him to change wives. Immediately after the murder, the man surrendered to the police.

The commentary:
They killed the only swinger in Kamishin.

I thought they were over. No, there is still one. People who press "control" (Ctrl) are called "cetrael".

Den
and UGU. I dreamed I was an Inquisitor.

Den
And I play cards with my colleagues for Sasha Gray’s first interrogation right.

silver_m
A good story

silver_m
Just ask her if she likes it anyway.

Den
It makes sense for the interviewer to like it.

mihins: And here you see the poster "Oleg Pokusaev will reveal to you the secrets of business geniuses" and you think - and why business geniuses revealed their secrets to Pokusaev?

I bought a new thermos, brought home, decided to wash quickly. Sinked under the crane, blasted, poured out... Together with the water, a paper instruction rolled into the tube fell into the dishwasher. What characteristic, carefully wrapped in polyethylene! I’m not the first to be so smart.)

xxx (16:58:22 5/12/2013)
I once dropped a frozen chicken on my feet and kept silent.
yyy (16:58:48 5/12/2013)
You can describe yourself with this phrase.

What a people! They ate breakfast and ran away, and no one helped the poor girl who had not slept to remove dirty dishes from the refrigerator, foods from the dishwasher and bread from the washing machine.

xxx: Soon New Year, and today in the guests of our developers veterans of the IT industry - Father Loki and Father Line.

22:47 Faith: So quickly the time has passed. I didn’t think it was 22.
22:48 Denis: a real already almost 29))

The Oedipus complex.
Freud has nothing to do with real estate in Turkey. One day, my husband and I read this inscription when we went to a remote, uninhabited mountain to admire the view. "Edip" is a common Turkish name, and the owner of the once wild forest called it a residential complex built away from civilization. However, a year later, he renamed it "Touch of Paradise" - apparently, foreign clients laughed.

I sit in a cafe, next to a man recruits someone and in the telephone "Shshshshsh...shshshsh", what did I not know? I am your cousin. I greeted you in your language"
I hear people have a high relationship)))

News: The main characters of the Warcraft screening
Mikhail Kuznetsov: In short, the plot is this: the main character loses family, work and purpose in life, because he has a raid.

C website of news:

Georgian immigrants attempted to illegally enter Kazakhstan

IbnNafis: My little daughter has not been able to sleep for the last few days. As a result, sleepy, I go to work in the morning in the subway, bravely struggling with sleep. And suddenly, I see a guy standing in front of me and screaming very contagiously. Yes, I wanted to swallow myself. Only I thought about it, as I looked up, and realized that it was I see in the reflection of myself, who has long been screaming.

xxx: now helped Olga from the London office with paypal, she registered him in Angola
I mean, it’s probably England.
YYY :D
Buy her a New Year's Trip

Earlier, when I heard that there is a tough censorship in Russia and there is no freedom of speech, I thought it was a lie of the “opposition” paid by the West. But when news outputs of Russian channels about events in Kiev, which I personally attended, began to appear on the network, I was just scared. I just imagined for a moment that this kind of brainwashing could also happen in us. Brothers, believe me, this is not the case. For us, European integration is not so important as it is necessary to throw away the bandits that hold absolutely all power. Corruption has become cynical.

I work as a teacher in the universe. Today at the lecture asked the students the question: "What is the name of the subject?", and they asked for a minute to discuss and really began to consult.

She would like to live differently, to wear precious clothes, but the horses will all jump and jump, and the cribs burn and burn.

Lawyer: I’m fucking on this job. No, it is real. Soon the misanthropy will be completed. Imagine that you are a travel agent. A citizen comes to you and asks you to send him to the Sahara to ski. You say that you can’t ski in the Sahara at all and you’d rather go to the Alps or there to Bulgaria for a bad end. You are polite listening, kicking your head and saying that you would still like to go skiing in the Sahara. You begin to explain that there is sand and no mountains, you talk about the friction of different surfaces, you shake a textbook of physics and geography from a school course... for three hours. You are kicked, subdued, but the Nihua do not believe and push their line. In the end, after a ride, you write him a tour to the Sahara, repeating twice at the end that he is driving there and not to come to you with claims. But exactly two weeks later he appears at your doorstep and says, “Return me the money!” The Fucks! In this fucking Sahara, it turns out, it is absolutely impossible to ski!!! to

On the condoms it says "Use until 2018". Why are they pressing me? Why this hurry?