In my wife’s family, all the grandmothers betray their husbands. My sister is me, her sister is her husband, her aunt is her aunt, her aunt is her uncle, and even her aunt is their aunt, and she is a prostitute. All men have horns like a trolleybus.
This is not a family, but a trolleybus factory.

and Maniachka:
Fuck, I have someone climbing on the ceiling, it feels like mammoths are moving the furniture, judging by the sounds. I will watch.

The Princess Xenia:
cry out loudly: " and we have a gun"
If they answer the same, then take a look.

Dear students, take an example from the ISON comet. She even got rid of her tail!

The U.S. and Japanese naval forces conducted exercises in the East China Sea.The exercises involved more than 20 ships, including the U.S. aircraft carrier "George Washington", and more than 7 thousand people. The exercise took place near the air defense zone announced by China a week ago.

The Chinese army, which has 2.5 million men, has not even noticed this childish turmoil.

About the auditor.
To argue with him is to suck against the wind: you will not squeeze, but it will smell long.

Are we of the same blood? With hope asked Mowgli?
Yes to Styles! A strange alien monster.

The Olympic fire in Russia was not transmitted, probably, only sexually.)

The shops! Why are you putting New Year’s trees so early? Because of you, the child requires a tree at home in November

Heallex: Lenka, stop scraping on Skype, come better to me!
Heallex is. Not seen for a long time)
mimi_your: what will we do?
Heallex: What is it? Playing Chess of course.
Heallex: I’ll show you a few winning positions ;)
mimi_your: I can play chess
Heallex: especially) and we’re going to drink a lot of tea, I have a big cup!
I am dressed :*

xxx: Coming advertising catalogue from Canada
xxx: on the envelope is written: "Ukrainian SSR"
XXX: It seems to be truly unbreakable.

I had a Russian teacher at school. and temporary. I don’t know where it was stolen from. But somehow, checking the dictatorship of one of the quite literate students, she corrected half the correct words to the wrong one, put a three with a minus and signed - "UzhEs".
This is he himself. by JES.

and...
In us, in the praised Soviet times, by the way, the teacher of Russian was replaced by the director, a philologist of education. For the fact that I dared to correct her mistake on the board, she put a record in my diary (literally): "Dear parents, your daughter is systematically holding on to the lesson." This was my favorite recording with my ancestors.

Olga: And in general, a piece of Scandinavia is always with me.
A... a tail?
No, but the name :)

The instinctive property of a person, everything he sees is to adjust in the farm))))
The evolution of man: man is skillful, man is intelligent, man is overwhelming!

Roman Avdeev, an entrepreneur - Now that there is a calculator in every phone, I have a question: why teach children the table of multiplication? If the task is to develop a child's memory, then let them better learn poems, because they not only improve memory, but help improve speech and develop imagination.
One of the comments:
The answer to the fool Ofdeev is simple: then to come up with phones with calculators.

It turns out that there is such an actor Ivan by the name Sergei. His wife is Tanya Sergei.

I went to my village from the district center last night. Close to the students - from the communes on the weekend drive home. I hear the ear talk:
Where is Vanessa? I have not heard anything about him for a long time.
- Yes, we are studying in the universe, became an excellent, the infection is like this.
Was he supposed to be taken to the army?
He has a certificate that he is mentally retarded.

The old magic still works.
I just caused rain by an ancient ritual of washing the car.
A day until December. in Novosibirsk.
We will have to clean the windows in February.

ealand: yesterday the template barely lasted, but then turned into an epic file
The Sky: How is it?
ealand: generally ordered a T-shirt 10 days ago, I check the mail every day, there were no receipts, I called yesterday afternoon from the mail
ealand: bla-bla, we have your package here, come and take the receipt directly when you receive it.
ealand: I take, I open home - oh, the T-shirt has already come, indeed, the color is slightly different, but it is the same, and in 10 days all!! shock, joy, thoughts "the mail finally started working normally, and even over the NG, in the crash", the pattern is cracking.
ealand: I sit behind the home computer, and there is just the page of the tracking open, I look - and the nifiga, even the customs has not yet been accepted, I think, so what is the nafig?
ealand: and here I fall - I go into the history of orders, I look at it - and definitely, I already ordered the same stuff, waited, didn't wait, got a refund and forgot...
ealand: really ordered in April, and here it was before me and arrived, broke through the track
ealand: Generally speaking, what is it for - maybe we will send wine by post to Russia? Do you look at the price adding great until it comes?

I remember taking the exam at the Technical...
YYY: But you are studying at the tower!
xxx for my family. I came with her. They looked at me and asked,
In the back?
and yes.
In the 11th class?
and yes.
I gave them a form that I decided in 5 minutes, and I waited for 20 more for others to decide. The acquaintance signed. As I asked, I went out in the noise.
I only got into one thing: I got the highest ball.

here here :

Our timlid once asked my colleague, “What did you do usefully today?” and his
The answer began with the words "I broke.."

Hi my test colleagues! We legally break programs and get money for it :)