The conversation between the hobbit and the dragon, who boasts of his insight and deduction, seems funny when you realize that these actors played Watson and Holmes.
"But Smog, how did you guess about gnomes?"
“Elementially, Bilbo! You have traces of ashes from dirty tobacco on your feet.

A 15-year-old girl recently came to the reconstruction club:

I wanted a cocktail, but I was bought a tablet... I was crying.

After the performance, we look at the group that is already standing next to the stage with our back.
I: "Yes, a beautiful soloist"
Katarina: "Yes, but he has a girlfriend"
I, thoughtfully: “It’s not a girl, it’s their guitarist.”

Smoking at work:
My kids are giving rats, don’t you?
I want to have a turtle.
Land or water?
Yes, the water probably. Better to take 4 and a rat from you:)))
K to you?
I - Well I'll have 4 turtles and one Sensei)))

This is Karma:
I ordered a set of cards for my son in one refreshing online store, so I collected half of the order as needed, and instead of the second part, a roll of toilet paper with the flag of Pindosia was rolled.
I thought it was a finish, no!
I ordered a colleague on the DR, a USB scroll with the engraving of a phrase from her favorite film. Something hoped, didn’t check, made it more beautiful... In general, when it was printed in the office, the circle was beautiful: “Dear Igor Stepanovich from the employees of the farm!”
A colleague asked not to change, and no complaints to the store!)))

Let’s give her a picture!
My sun, paintings are divided into those we cannot afford to buy and those we cannot afford to give.

Belko: "Canadians were the first in the world to send SMS using vodka"
W3bl0rd: Natasha, I’ve sent you so many SMS with vodka...

Honestly speaking:

Hello, my name is Oleg and I am Pizdbol.
Please sit down, Oleg
I am not Oleg.

You know why no one is against it.
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Why do I confuse e and enter?
Because I am Batman.
XXX: My Mother

And in our office from now on and for centuries, the work of the IT department has been translated into the mode "Nightmare": the head of the Aitishniks from Monday has been appointed... a... an accountant! A real accountant without IT education.
Day of Victory over Common Sense to us, comrades!

[20.12.13, 11:52:04] Cobbs: Today he measured his whore in length, 36 almost 37!
[20.12.13, 11:52:12] Cobbs: Now I will always be a fox to measure with a graduator

Can you really move to a warm country?
Where it is always warm and good
YYY: In the hell!

Evaluate a thin stem: invite a French chef to a restaurant called "1812"

L: Yes, I’m as old as the Pentium II.
SV: And I am like Windows Vista - glutine, few people love me. But is beautiful.

I change I/O to I/O and I/O to IQ to find I/O.

TP without v/p.

xxx: once played 4 in the KC

YYY: and SHO, and how?

Yes, it was somewhere in Florence, and there were such rooms with flower gobelins on the walls, I was mostly sitting there, hiding and admired.

From the topic of finding a partner for the university ball: "Hey, all hello. Like everyone else, I am looking for a partner. :3 Growth 170 with tail. Specific characteristics are: brass. But I will try. It is true "

The aunts in the office hanged the silhouettes of horses from paper to NG everywhere. A colleague went, printed a picture with a gymnastic projectile "the horse", hanged at the table, sitting happy)
With the coming!

My friend works as a teacher in a kindergarten. He tells us:
The boy approaches and says, "Elena Victorovna, and Vova matters. This is bad!"
I say "Yes, Misha, it’s very bad"
He said: “My father says that the matte is only a bullshit!”

My pattern can no longer break!

J@h > Thank you for the film Mission Serenity!
Mr. proud > What do you mean?
J@h > There were text in Chinese without translation. Interested and found out. I worked for the second year in a joint Russian-Chinese company. With my knowledge of Chinese and English now promised that in the new year I will be the head of the department...Thank you Serenity! =) is