The call of the day - "Hello, here we want a puppy puppy puppy!" - "Very well, we have puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy I don't imagine, we had a spaniel, very intelligent - it didn't have to be raised "Well, what kind of nonsense are you telling - to raise everyone, you have a child? there is. You explained to him that you shouldn’t touch the hot tea? "No, he’s an intelligent boy, he didn’t touch the tea?"

XXX is Safari Ruling.
Where do you go on a safari?
xxx on the website

Please call me urgently!
Wut: And who are you?
XXX is weight!

City of Bryansk. The street rises steeply from the river to the center of the city. A garbage truck is slowly going up the street. There is a wedding ride behind the garbage ship. There is nowhere to turn the garbage car and the strange cortex movement continues.

My husband is sitting with the phone on the website of Mouse. He looks, looks, and does not touch anyone. Suddenly, this stupid pop-up window closes the screen. and further dialogue. O is the operator, M is the husband.

Hello, are you interested in something?
M is a prostitute. Do you have prostitutes?
A: No, we have a less profitable business.
M: So let us quietly explore the instruments?
A: of course :)

People often forget where they came from. But not those who are from Peter (c) KVN

It is said that Akinfeev was blinded by a laser.
YYY: When is it?
XXX: Even in school apparently.

5 copies in a theme to the story of a daring duty from the military unit in Vladik and a call from the chief.
A large provincial city. and reanimation. 4 in the morning. In the evening, a relative of a chief ass from the administration of the region was operated. The ass is worried and considers it his duty every hour to personally call and control the situation. And then, at another call, someone from the staff, not able to withstand, replied: How is the state of H? While she is alive, but if there are no 500 tanks by morning, then anything can happen... The ass made the morning to the whole health department, but no longer called. P.S The answer is "not found".

The Russian team visited the children’s home.
“We will never forget these little faces, full of despair and despair, without a spark of hope,” said Dima, 6 years old.

I just parked in a parallel parking lot. I notice a man watching out of the car in front of him in anticipation of the show, until the glass dropped. Parking in Philadelphia. In the face of the man universal disappointment. It broke my uncle’s fun :))))

of life observation.
The presence (even temporary) of a home of children and cats automatically produces paranoid habits in a person. With respect to children, this is manifested in the overwhelming instructions such as "Don’t!", "Don’t lie down!", "Be careful!" and so on, even for the most trivial reasons. Even when I was not going to say anything like that. Regarding cats... Here two stories can be illustrated)
When the cat, who was staying in my room for the night, fell asleep by night and went to the window to look in the blinds, bypassing the incomplete glass of water, my sleeping brain in two seconds came to know what the sound was. I was thrown straight into the bed because the water dropped from the window to the table on which the open note was standing. I don’t always hear a loud alarm.
Or yesterday in the courtyard, the cat jumped nearby. I found a tree and started to cut the nails. By habit, I barely glanced at him, so that the furniture did not spoil.

>> I have a meeting at 8:30 p.m. home to
Sometimes at night, sometimes at midnight.
I can hardly get there before 22:00. The main work begins around.
16:00 Msk, ends with clocks at 4 - 5 am.
Partners mainly live in Pindostan, in
of Canada. At 7 a.m. we are home. If there is work, if work brings
pleasure and boppy - I fuck when she
It begins and ends.
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Enjoyment and grandparents, I understand. Do you and your wife ever see you?

This is:
Moscow’s income will cover 93% of its expenses. And then Moscow eats your money?

Sibyryak-kun replies: some spherical Gazneft has offices in Moscow. Oil is pumping in the vast Siberia, guess which city will be recorded and spent income?

All admines on vacation, what? What kind of nonsense have you been doing in the last couple of weeks?? to

I suddenly thought that the average high school teacher was more humble than the average high school priest.

Japanese creation that cannot be broken

G-SHOCK is a clock with an incredibly stable shape and a sturdy design that can withstand falls from height to height.

10 meters, repeated hammer strikes and other external influences.

What is included in the supply package?
Metal packaging with soft filling

The hammer worried, rushed - little space in an improvised pit, where to lay seeds, the cheeks are broken. I covered the cage with a stick, looked at it through the web, attached to the cage. I do not fit. Go ahead, architects!! to
With these legs, with his fingers, he takes the seed by two, taps, puts next to the wall. The second too. I don't know what - saliva or shit, lubricates, puts on top. In general, it makes a wall, perpendicular to the cell. Up to the top!! On a half-hammer built, sat down, rested. I couldn’t stand it, I was still sick. He breathed, and again. Of course, he will destroy himself, but God, the mind!!! I love the puppy.

I do not understand:

In our city, such a "home club" beat her husband's mistress, hugged her naked with a kitchen knife and took her naked out on the street - for a walk.

received only three months.
But what an excitement!!!! to

In the meantime, the man fled shamefully from the place of battle.
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And the poor innocently seduced man she then tossed with a borsch and calmed with cocklets. Thief, what a ugliness! Babies, what kind of... you "marry" for unworded calves, which "anyone can take"? Cattle slaughter is a deadly sin.

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Is this the fault of your husband/wife’s lover? Meet, communicate, invite to bed, sometimes even not knowing that he/she is married or has another partner. No, though, the furia breaks, washes the man who came from the side, then leaves his, gently smoothing his head. And Brad too. Damn not to go to the left. What is the fault of the tempter?

It is not the end :)
For example, I would like the phrase “Moscow and the Regions” on TV and radio to sound like “Moscow and the Other Regions”. It would seem a little. But to do so, we have to change everything.

They dug here under the garage and found interesting bones at a depth of 2.5 meters in clay. They don’t look like a cow or a horse. Throw them out or what? As far as the box is collected. We dig further and slowly (as we can!!!) We collect more. People, who knows how to do it?
Do you think of dinosaurs?
An Indian cemetery... or the office of a french
Heads of horses came after requests from the ZUP.
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Are you not accidentally crawling cattle? Do you not fear epidemics - Siberian ulcers, for example?