The xxx:
Somehow not very interesting, for the most part, this all can do a regular browser, the same Chrome, for example.
YYYY :
I brought a mistress here. And somehow not very interesting, in a larger way, it all knows how to do my right hand, the same right hand, for example.
The xxx:
Do you suggest that whoever uses the usual search is an onanist?
YYYY :
where my tablet with the inscription "IRONY"
and ZZZ:
Probably in the left hand.

My friend, artist and poet,
The dark grey day of November
On the Red Square for lunch.
To the brushchotter, he touched the nails.
He used to have his mouth shut.
Enjoying the silence.
He was in St. Petersburg.
in the naked corner.
I can close the window.
Not to read such nonsense.
Where to the stone grapples
Artist and poet 😉

From the university publication:
xxx: sitting today at a streaming lecture with a friend, choosing a topic for the course, didn't know what to choose, so put a sheet with a statement on the plane, wrote on it "if you are not blue, help us with the course" and started. Sometimes it happened that our aircraft flew through the entire audience from the upper rows and landed right next to the pedestal, which, by the way, is one of the scientific directors on this very course. The winners are simple.

yyy: I want to buy a 10kg armor jersey as a weigher for classes. Go up there, run in it.
Katya says buy it, it’s multifunctional. With him you can swing and as a collector of money in the store to take and in the subway to scare everyone :-)
You can walk with the baby in the evening.

The best gift from a guide to your doctor is not a timely paid salary, but an untimely awarded prize!

About the fun piercing:

Here everything is measured by the number of holes in the body, the diameter of the tunnels in the ears.
And the artist Pavlensky hanged the entire planet to the scrotum!

I really want to look into the eyes of the child who won the III All-Russian competition of children's drawings "The Country Without Danger", when he will receive the main prize from the organizers - T-12K "Maxim III-01" - a brainstorming cardiopulmonary and brain resuscitation training machine with an indication of the correctness of actions...

I asked the master questions. He had to raise documents to answer my question. He himself was wildly surprised when he found out that the detail that was all his life "he was that shit" is called "Bugel". The word he liked and he now calls everyone "Bugels".

funky_little_daemon: An old girlfriend has bisexual tendencies. She confessed herself. Is this a plus or a minus for Ginseng?
KPY3EHIIITEPH: Has she struck not only her husband, but also her mother-in-law? and :-)

I help my friend hang the kitchen.
XXX: I will go then level bring
Buy beer on the road
XX: Why then the level of weight?

My wife, from the personnel department of the Russian Post, again rejoices.
She told how one manager left a resume on an employee's application for dismissal: "To be dismissed without work until trouble came on"!

by this:
Aoyue is pronounced as "ao yue". But most likely you wrote it wrong, because there is no hieroglyph with such reading.

and...
This is not the case, but it is 傲月

Now there is a joke on the hieroglyphs of divorce. On the other hand, you watch and learn Chinese.

... "give the Petite, give it, have to give birth, endure". Furthermore, the name of the cat was repeated several times, in different forms and passages. And we sat down and wondered who guessed the cat named Peter.

Without dealing with the issue of misdefinition of sex in kittens, a cat may be Petra or Petronella Felizia Consuelo de la Soledad, for example.

I am in the car in the morning. Birthday, the mood is great. On the lightforest equaled with the crew of the DPS. I open the window, well, I just say with a smile: Good morning! Good day to you! In response, I get the silence and unconscious eyes of the inspectors. A hundred meters later they catch up. During the forty minutes that we stood, the question "what I used" sounded once "hundred".
Russia is...

Drblack
You know, I thought here, there are only two incredible sensations that are almost nothing to compare with.
The first is when the cold autumn/winter night, in the kitchen, in the darkness, you chew the peat left on the plate to cool the peanut soup, cooked on the lamb’s bone and smoked...
The second is when in the summer night, in the kitchen, in the darkness, you chew the ice borst straight from the refrigerator!

This can be compared,, only the feeling of victory, when you skillfully pulled straight out of the bowl just roasted cottage, under the nose of your wife, and then successfully proved that it was not you!
and
Handur
O_O
This is... great.

One of the numerous lunar viewing forums, discussing the absence of a toilet in the "moon missions:
The astronauts had special rites in which solid and liquid body waste was collected. And then they transferred all this into a special sealed package, which they dropped near the module after landing (a photo of some bag near the lunar module).
WOW: No, well, I just imagine this picture - some shit, very similar to a flying chicken from cardboard and scotch, arrives on the moon, the door opens and a bag with the man flies out of it, which in the vacuum explodes fairy and clothes the whole chicken. With a little weather, some body comes out of the chickenhouse, slides down the ladder and proclaims a "huge leap for all mankind." With full pants, I’m on the table!

xxx: I found something like this on a site, in a section of this topic. There was talk about the exchange of energy for desire, typically in a dark room you need to sit until you feel on yourself whose look then you need to say what you want and how much energy to give, well in the topic there were disputes what energy takes the demon and whether it is replenished, but not in this matter, decided to tell my acquaintance about it, we played with him in the dot, so he decided to do it and asked not to lose in the dot, the next day we played 16 games and all won (which was a rare incredible) he then called me a fool and said that he would soon die from sleepy dot.

Fuck... our watches are burning... I look at local news, a topic like an Italian woman lives in an udmurt family in Zavialovo. A virgin from the family gives an interview - I long ago asked my mom and dad to have a foreigner, but they did not allow me...

Do you feel comfortable talking?
I have a Galaxy Note.

Baby, you provide yourself for the start, or you sit and work at 5 a.m. instead of sleeping before work/study quotes on the site you post.
Are you at least busy with something, or are your ancestors comfortably positioned on your neck?


Dear man, who are you and where are you from? Just for reference: 1) there are people who work 24 hours a day or their working day starts very early 2) Russia, as you know, is the largest country, located far from the same time zone.
So hurry, maybe you’ll be talking about it in your school today.)