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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87787
 02.10.2013
Siddhartha comes in:
Do you have the internet working?
and yes.
With everybody?! to
and yes.
With an offended look:
Fuck why I don’t work.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №87786
 02.10.2013
Get up with good thoughts, then the day will be good.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №87785
 02.10.2013
Comment on YouTube on the video with the speech of Barack Obama:

For those who are lazy to look at everything, a brief reference 1. The Republicans 2. Healthcare reform is needed (+ a couple of tearful stories) 3. Amazon Advertising 4. The Republicans 5. The healthcare reform is on the 6th. Bugs in iOS ( O_O ) 7. The Republicans 8. Let’s raise the level of debt! 9 is America is a cleavage country, Americans are the best! Everything is accompanied by thoughtful pauses in the style of Bush Jr. At the end, he went and hugged his aunt. Republicans are to blame.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87784
 02.10.2013
The news:

In Simferopol due to debt turned off two lights

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87783
 02.10.2013
About her daughter:
A beautiful child! She spoke herself - she found herself on the pope when my mother saw the outbreak.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87782
 02.10.2013
xxx: I listen to an old recording of Arya’s live concert. and the player includes a shaffle (well, the songs go in random order). As a result, I hear such a replica of Kipelov: "and the following song is devoted to our drummer... *strike* away and not return"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №87781
 02.10.2013
xxx: 3G is not everywhere, and the Asians are already implementing 5G... Maybe they already have thermonuclear energy, stars and a time machine?
YYY: Well, and the monstrously radioactive water from Fukushima-1 they throw into the ocean dumb.
Reply to
That’s how they feed tuna.
Reply to
Yyy: To catch him after that.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87780
 02.10.2013
Comment on the video of the baby "how to properly catch".

The Rabbit:
Now most internet users know how to sit down before you write your comments (:

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87779
 02.10.2013
xxx: The headlines on Yandex are impressive.
xxx: first "Naryškin invited PACE members to the gay club"
then "Hungry Translators prevented Naryshkin from answering all questions in PACE"
xxx: now "Narishkin will not go to gay club with members of PACE"
ууу: I look forward to "The Hungry Translators have eaten Naryshkin and PACE members" :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87778
 02.10.2013
xxx: Shash remembered talking to a girl about history. She was convinced that the first nuclear bomb was dropped on us by the Japanese in the year 37.
You should have asked about Hiroshima or Chernobyl.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87777
 02.10.2013
@alisa_dorian: Student is when the smell distinguishes the taste of the neighbors.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87776
 02.10.2013
TP syndrome of VK:
"Sorry, I'm not paphos, I don't apply three layers of tonals, I don't make sponges with a batch and I don't squeeze my breasts with my hands, and I don't photograph myself in the mirror with my protruded ass.

Through 3 posts a pathos photo in underwear... *facepalm*

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №87775
 02.10.2013
On a European website:
xxx (10:35:10) English?
yyy (10:35:22) no
xxx (10:35:51) English?
yyy (10:36:02) no
xxx (10:36:09) Français?
xxx (10:36:39) Italian?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy (10:37:11) Aha :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №87774
 02.10.2013
xxx is. I just got a scarf of stupidity from the domestic producer here. Operating table for newborns. Well, which just provides heat and lighting during the operation. The slave there was still a whirlwind in case of power disconnection. Doctors are so dumb that they won’t notice that the light went out during the operation without this shit.
YYYYY and :)
xxx is. Therefore, there is a battery for this case. Now the most mushroom. If this battery sits down, the table will not turn on. It will only sweep a wealthy war on the whole floor. And the pofig that a heavy newborn, that the count goes for seconds, and on the street night. Either look for the battery and screwdriver where you want, or forge the baby on a ice table. I just wanted to take this developer and inject these batteries one by one!
YYYYY As long as it doesn’t go out of the mouth XD

[ + 41 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87773
 02.10.2013
In many publications of the contact I saw posts "I want to be able to stop time,to kick girls, etc."
I also want to be able to stop time, but only to go to bed and sleep at last.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87772
 02.10.2013
I... I’m finished!! to
Friends – Why?
What did you take me for lunch today, remember?
A chicken and a chicken, what?
How did I ask you, remember?
D- as always, Dasha with cancer and eyelids :))) what is it?
I—when I asked you, Lena passed by, she was with my girlfriend, and remember we had a new one?Dacia, the eyes of everyone built.
D is well?
I—And now Lena sits and throws strange eyes at me talking to someone on the phone...I hear that the suitcases are starting to pack.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87771
 02.10.2013
Email to kindergarten administrator:

My son will be 2 years old in November, we plan to drive to your kindergarten from 3 years old. In this regard, a few questions:
How soon is the opening of the venue in the Primorsky area?
How long do I need to apply for admission?
Morning thanks for the answer.

Response of the kindergarten administrator:

Dear Own Name!

There will be no opening of the new school this year.

Email to the kindergarten administrator:

Good day. Thanks for your answer. I have only two small questions:
How soon is the opening of the venue in the Primorsky area?
How long do I need to apply for admission?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №87770
 02.10.2013
X: You are not my day.
X: I came home evil, let me not sleep
X: I watched the money gathered small, I think I'll go buy a girl's kidney with a princess
X: I think if it grimps a lot, it means a lot of details, it means not her, but some designer.
x: took one, shake, not grimm like
X: I bought it, and x*y is there!
Okay, no bad either.
Y: I didn’t know what they put in kids for girls!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87769
 02.10.2013
My mom told me today:
I don’t do anything on extension. I do not entertain children, unlike other teachers. I scream sometimes. I force them to do everything themselves. Where is gratitude? All children make parents scandals that they are taken away early. At 7 o’clock in the evening.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №87768
 02.10.2013
Ph: What annoys you?
Z80: On a frozen morning in 1997, I, a 3rd grade student, went to the other end of our city for a push as one bargain promised me to bring a LICENCE cassette in a cellophane package, with perfect image quality and crystal sound, just the size of my two scholarships. And that, naturally, did not cheat. And yesterday, his wife cleaned up and threw out the tape and said to me that you would never see her anywhere. This is not true! (They are out. I have my daddy’s video magnetophone (slip) on the antresolks hidden! (It was very bad)
Cry, cry, it will be easier!

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