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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77787
 22.02.2013
From the comments on the single e-mail project:
In order to send an e-mail, you will need to appear at the contact department with the passport, stand in line, fill out the EPR-13 form manually from both sides without mistakes, then wait until the operator brings the data to the PC and be sure to receive a receipt. The receipt number will be able to track the movement of e-mail via the Internet. All right, you can’t stand still, the 21st century in the courtyard.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77786
 22.02.2013
Married for 10 years, we rewrite from work:
She is a movie where a guy with a claw in the shape of a turtle
I am with a cell phone in the form of a monkey.
She is Haya!! to
Half a word...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77785
 22.02.2013


Squier
Repeat video from the video recorder! “Operation <meteorite>: restart” (full duplication)
by Mezomish,
“Professional actors!”
A trace appears in the sky, followed by a bright flash. Voice for picture:
This is yes! What is this unknown object? I am stunned to the depths of my soul!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77784
 22.02.2013
x: You have a bug on the site: the form is not visible in Internet Explorer 6.
y: The problem is on your side: you have Internet Explorer 6 on your computer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77783
 22.02.2013
Presentation of the new PlayStation:

The name of the PlayStation 4 has been heard several times, but the audience in the hall still do not lose hope that today will show them a new iPhone

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77782
 22.02.2013
How did you spend the night?
Wins: Well, how, changed the provider, configured the waves, installed a new gateway, re-written all the rules normally, put new switches, added a router, written cameras on it.
What a beautiful mother tongue.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №77781
 22.02.2013
Why did we break up? Was it not bad?
She: you panic... I came to him and he took me to ride, to see the city... and when he first showed me the nursery and the nursery (in this order) - I was slightly stressed. And then he said - this is the most interesting thing - and showed two clubs, a casino and a prison... in general, it didn't happen to us...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77780
 22.02.2013
Sly: Believe me, the attitude toward the girl from the stage of "this, you are so unpredictable!" to the stage of "blade, you are fucking on the whole head, right?“" It is changing very quickly.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77779
 22.02.2013
You can find something good in every person. A known transplantologist

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77778
 22.02.2013
Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov resigned on February 20 after police beat protesters.
Funny, and we police apartments in Moscow were distributed for the same.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77777
 22.02.2013
Seva
Chinese farmers in slavery.

Shelst
You almost guessed, by the way.
I have a friend, and he has a flock of younger brothers and all the crap.
If they bring poor scores from school, instead of raids, they collect 10 stacks of ordered grass or ore.

Shelst
A friend owes me money, and I found his wife.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77776
 22.02.2013
Tags: spring soon
I want to run! to jump! Kill them all!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77775
 22.02.2013
A man hit me on Skype and called me General William Coldwell. I sent a photo - all in medals, the shape is so beautiful. So now I don’t know what to do: whether I was interested in the Pentagon, or if I just told the Pentagon about it :-))))))))

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №77774
 22.02.2013
The most remarkable characteristic of modern pebbles was given by my grandmother:
So tell me, grandson, and who needs such a snooker? What to do with her, to look at her?? to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №77773
 22.02.2013
Fuck what kind of shit my phone feels like when I'm - without mistakes! - I write "stepler", in fact I mean "microcosm"??? And it replaces without demand, cattle!

Well, in the fact that the most necessary and useful words are "hills", "bordel" and "Rothschild", I have no doubt :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №77772
 22.02.2013
American students came to us for exchange. We took them with us. Alcohol and so much for us. And it should be noted that my daddy’s girlfriend (which we landed on) was a fan of Doors. In fact, he named the dog so))) At the height of the drunk Dors announced and was named by name))) Americans, who had previously thought about the mysterious Russian soul, realized that they would never solve this mystery. Because it is difficult to realize that the dog is called the Door))) Until now, they rush, like unusual, calling us cruzi rahn, and remembering the dog Door)) ©

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77771
 22.02.2013
On the New Year there is Santa Claus, and why not on February 23th to come up with some evil buffalo, who will walk around the houses, demand to tell the charter and give gifts for it. There are all kinds of cats, cats and cats. The type of son in Santa Claus no longer believes - grew up, but after school and being in the institute...

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №77770
 22.02.2013
X: Have you ever cheated on burning eggs?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77769
 22.02.2013
XX: Do you remember Dimon, our relayer? Is it all in dresses, piercing and with a beard? He was fired on his own will in the summer, but in fact because of his appearance. Well he got upset and went to a rock festival in Germany. There he met some similar bearded motorcyclist, to whom he spilled his story. The uncle was a niche man in a metallurgical company. Now Dimon is fucking at a German factory as an automatic, for a salary twice as much as ours, and in addition: he recorded an album with his uncle, and rides with him in German clubs.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77768
 22.02.2013
I go to check the gas plates in the apartments, in a men's shirt, I always dress like this. In one apartment, some psychic told for half an hour how he fell in love with the lady, then in tears escaped to the bathroom and a second hour from there weeping is heard. Here, the maiden falls into the apartment, laughs hysterically, then begins to cry and runs away. I don’t know who from this nonsense to report that they have a gas leak!

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