Answer by mail.
A dog of 3 years periodically hangs under himself (just lying, sleeping). What is it related to? Please help!
Three years of self-determination? A 3 year old dog? First of all, I think you are patient.

We played chess, and she said why was this a horse? This is a horse!
The horse walks as he wants. And on the second move, I took a pedestrian on the other end of the board through two sets of figures.
I have surrendered
Tagged: Beautiful
Tagged: survived
ZZZ: and stopped the genocide

It is said that the most ruthless killers come from former tutors of dull schoolchildren.

The overwhelming majority of the post here quotes with a claim to humor even before Petrosyan grow and grow.

Remove the driver from the user for WiFi remotely is like changing the wire while in the elevator cabin. On the move...

Kindfox ©

The daughter of 4 years after watching the puppet show 3 pigs, on the question about the plot gave laconically: they survived!

Hiroshi Yamauchi has passed away at the age of 85.

Bright memory of the creator Mario. Thank you for our fun childhood.

XXX: Drugs on Soap
YYY: It is not possible. This soap will be diluted in water and roasted with a solution.
Zzz: You can make bubbles of this soap and let the souls of addicts go to heaven... It will be beautiful and allegorical!

Still, the intellectual input on the phone burned my manic essence. After the word "wish" automatically suggests the next word "kill"

Instead of elections. We had about a year near the house on the same strip a healthy chest. So big that everybody around it, even the most stubborn. So, ahead of the elections, we decided to show how they care about us. Do you think you filled a hole with sand or a piece of sand? Damn there, too expensive, they... put a small plastic fence.

Everything would be nothing, but the day "D" passed and two days later they removed the fence. A plasma fence, the red price of which is 500 rubles, is too luxurious for us, their mother. I’t be surprised if, in the end, they just surrounded this hole with a little white like a corpse. At least it would be symbolic.

When I was 8-10 years old, my brother watched on TV the animated series "Oh, these kids." And there Diddy Pickles (a red woman in glasses with a hairstyle in the shape of a chicken leg, Tommy's mother) often referred to the opinion of the famous child psychologist Livits.
I was an educated child. I knew for sure that Liffschitz was a physics scientist. And she could not understand why this strange American woman refers to a Russian physicist in matters of raising children.

I am a cat. I am a predator. I attack when the victim is defenseless. His wife is gone, and now that I open the bathroom door, he will have to pull his thin ass out of the warm water and slide over the cold floor under the slides to close it! Mo-ha ha ha ha!
What!! He tied a rope to the door to close the door without getting out of the bathroom. Only six months later! He studied at Baumanka for five years.

With VIO:
Q: Please write me compositions "My specialty(profession) nurse". I took 1 course of medical college.
My profession is a nurse. I work in the traumatology department. There are a lot of people treated in our department, many of them are non-going - attached to beds and stretches. Here I take care of them: I make bandages, put on them a gips, wash purulent wounds... With babysitters in our department is trouble - because nobody wants to clean up the products of the lives of patients for 4 tons of rubles. So we do all this ourselves. We replace ducks and ships, we take it all out of the chambers and my own... It happens that the chief physician comes around. And here it begins - here the floor is dirty, here the shit smells not cleaned during. Well, what to say, the work is difficult and ungrateful. And very little paid.
I will work here for a couple of weeks, and I will go to a cigarette store to sell. There is no shit, no blood, no pus there. The SP is even more.
Here is.

The Curious:
It is only worth forgetting the fork, as the boring lunch absorption of food from the "brake", turns into a fascinating arcade...
>Somebody else besides me thinks that this word is still not "brake", but "thermosok"? Thermos with food?

The brake is a mining breakfast, food that is taken with you to the mine. As a rule, miners eat the brake immediately upon arrival at work. It is not common to eat brakes in a hurry, usually this process occurs calmly and relentlessly, under conversations. Origin is completely unknown. The most logical explanation: "brake" - from the word "brake", to take a break in the work for food. Now this word has spread widely in the out-of-the-counter environment.

We learn with the smallest Krylov fairy tale about the Swan, the Cancer and the Stitch. The boy long penetrates into the meaning of the words "from the skin leap out", but then with all this safely copes and learns the fairy tale. After reading it, he reads the question at the end of the exercise: "Why did the train not move from place?" Half a minute of reflection ended with the phrase "They are confused in the skin..."

Music is played in the toilets. At first, everyone was surprised, but over time they reconciled with Elisha, and with the evening and various other masterpieces. I even heard a funeral march once. But today, when I heard the song, the fox, the little ducks, my adequacy sensor broke completely. This is a big European company.

For these athletes:

>> you are disgusting! Before having sex, you need to go to the bathroom.

You are no less disgusting. You should always be clean, not just before having sex.

Do not argue. Shower twice a day before sex, in principle, enough ;)

After dinner in the kitchen, my dishes, I clean up, then yes. TV in the background. Suddenly I hear something interesting about gender studies, and so on. I look into the screen - a serious aunt, at the bottom of the screen a sign: "... Doctor of Philosophy...". One of the central channels, serious scientific transmission. God, save Russia and its education, if the editor of scientific (!) The software cannot pick up a test word or look into the spelling dictionary.

WhuyowolodTM: maybe it boiled, and here you boiled)
WhuivolodTM: When I was addicted to drugs, I also had it.
WhuyowolodTM: even stumbled onto the table, then did not talk to him for a week. Sex is regular.

We have introduced winter time and cancelled winter time. Again introduced winter time - increased fines - cancelled winter time. They cut pensions and re-introduced winter time. They banned rallies and cancelled winter time. introduced winter time. They shut down the internet and arrested the opposition. Cancelled winter time. Then quickly introduced winter time, cancelled elections, introduced trio courts and concentration camps, and abolished winter time. They pulled everyone behind the wire and cancelled winter time.
People look at it and think it’s stupid. They were given this winter time.