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From the miners:
We had a comrade who, working as an explosive, invented a joke. He crushed the cartridge of the explosives, pulled out the detonite from there, poured a dry bulk there, pulled out a piece of fire cable (which non-specialists call "Bickford") and tied this whole thing so that it even when closely looked at it was like a "cartridge-fighter" (such a thirty-centimetre red paper sausage that undermines the main charge during the explosion).
He left at the root of universal sadness and during the break went to the slurry to the drillers and sat down, sad. All the tea drinks - he sits, sock. All the anecdotes poison – he sits, snoops. All his feats on the soil of alcohol consumption are described - he sits, sleeps.
I finally noticed his silence. They ask, what do you say, such?
And he says that no life is pleasant to him anymore - the children are twins, his wife seems to run to the side, ######ina. I met the boss and got into trouble. And not to see his prizes as his ears.
Is it all about me? He is screaming. He gets out of the bag a warrior and the cable is burning. And the rope, as it was, is short - five seconds of force. And in those five seconds, twenty men from the slurryhouse managed to jump out through the fuzzy door. They run away from the corner and breathe. At this moment, a smoking cartridge flies to them around the corner and a scream is heard: "Men, I changed my mind!"
They say, beat the joke long and with taste.

Form of Vladimir
18 March 2012
Alebastrian
What are the hospitals in Vladimir? Where can I lie with the flu?? to

24 April 2013
Wolf of Vladimir
You can lie with the flu in Vladimir even on the street.

From the news on mail:
The anthem in the new version will be performed by Alsa, Valeria, Mikhailov and Gazmanov.

This is how the remnants of patriotism in the people have not yet been destroyed.

My dad will never be divorced by phone scammers! Get a SMS - " urgently transfer me 900 rubles on the phone. How can I - I will call myself again." Dad less doubtingly immediately calls my number - "I didn't understand - and why can't you call?"

I can’t quietly listen to the song of the Moral Code "Where are you", because the subconscious automatically replaces the text with idiotic variants of rhythms, as a result, instead of the original, it results:
Where are you, you throw tomatoes, you bite cakes?
Where are you, painting posters, reading newspapers?
Where do you, counting the ducats, check the tickets?
Where are you, digging bats, breaking parks?
Where do you eat salads, wash cassettes?
- Where are you, take machines, shoot pickets;
Where are you, washing your clothes, blowing up your bags?
and other nonsense to loss of pulse.

An hour ago I was driving, and with the boss on the phone scratch, and he, if honestly already got me, 15 minutes hanging on the telephone, can not independently connect the second monitor, asks constantly... And at the entrance to the house, I am cut by the same gazelle for the third time. Which runs from number to number. And I forgot loudly so I say, "Bla as you have already taken me," and the silence immediately in the phone. Pause is like this... I took a break and realized that it was not right.

The iPhone, like a triper, first to the president, then to the whole village...

From the discussion of the cancellation of the cumulative part of the pension in the Habr (by the way, do not forget to go to the PF and declare that you are not taken 6%):
Just123i: What is the lottery with co-financing?
Edward Spec: You give the state 12 thousand, and it gives itself 12 thousand. See how profitable.

Astrologers announced September. The number of quotes from first-class students is doubled.

Are there no courageous, courageous men here??? Do you have a good time to sleep?"""""?! to
With such spelling and in the mouth - dangerous!

Two children run through the office, a dog and an aitišnik, a creator in the middle of the hall paints a full-length tree layout, a colleague from the print checks samples of soap bubbles, my desk hid under the superhero costume catalogues. How we make money is unknown.

XXX: stopped at the hotel, went to the toilet at night, scared in the darkness of her white T-shirt on the hangover, held over herself.
In the bathroom I remembered that I didn’t have a white shirt!
xxx: I have been sitting on the push for half an hour, afraid to go out, I am cold and hard, what to do?

to this:

In fact, a really uncomfortable feeling is when there is nothing to do to register on a dating site and you encounter your girlfriend, who is online and is looking for a cute, kind and smart guy.

Really uncomfortable feeling is when the same, but on the site of prostitutes...

The little girl, when she was 6 years old, was very upset that all the dolls she had girls and no one boy. And here, on the next birthday, the money given by my grandmother bought a desired boy. Immediately after the purchase, I decided to go to the clothes shops. This miracle carefully looks at the pieces in one of the departments and suddenly with a ringing voice declares: "Well, here! Could buy this shirt, and all the money spent on a man!" From the department we splashed under the amazed eyes of the sellers, trying not to rust in the whole voice...

Comments on "Avatar"
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YYY: When will there be a normal doubling?
YYY: And the girl is not dirty and without a gunshot on the forehead?
XX: Could it be elsewhere with a bullet and a bullet?

XXX: Give 5 thousand
Where do you have such healthy grandmothers? Will the house buy?
xxx: g
Buying the City? O_O
XXX: The
A hydroelectric power plant?
XXX: Git
The resurrection of Hitler? O_O
XXX: The Gita
Going to India with Princess Gita?
XXX: The Guitar
YYY: I’ve already tried all the options... strange. Did you really dig a guitar dinosaur?
Xxx: Guitar :D Idiot
yyy : ) )

The child poured about 1 liter of water in the room. Broke a non-closed bottle... How to dry the wool floor cover?
You can try to clean the dust.
- It is scary to tell how Google released images on request "dust cleaner";

What to eat or drink to not want to sleep?
Yyy: milk with cucumbers :)

XXX: Dad stop here! You do everything wrong!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY My own sperm teaches me life.