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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №87267
 21.09.2013
I will add to your pleasant chat:

to all:

To this this:
The question! Does this dish at least theoretically ever end? and :)
and...
In Vietnam, a dish was served, the name of which in free translation sounds like a hot pot. A small burner is placed on the table, a pot is placed on it. Something is constantly cooked in the pot.It is cooked, placed on plates. As soon as the pot is empty at least half next, the cook materializes and pouches another portion of products into the pot. The products are different all the time. Starting with seafood and ending with fine-cut pork and a bunch of vegetables. The dispute is not all very delicious, but we all four struggled with this dish for three hours. I did not win ?
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In China, such a dish is called HOGO... just the cook looks at what the people have not yet eaten, here is what he puts.

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All because greedy Russian tourists do not hesitate to read the rules of the label - in order for the dish to end, you need to leave a little food on the plate, showing the owner that you have eaten :)

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As a child, I was taught not to leave anything on the plate. It was from the post-war hunger years. So don’t confuse greed and the difference in establishments.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №87266
 21.09.2013
My wife calls, I don’t have time to pick up the phone, I call back, and she says she left me a voice message.
I decided to listen, and there was one word: "Call".

[ + 20 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87265
 21.09.2013
XXX is:
Do you feel ashamed and satisfied at the same time?
I do not know how to describe more accurately.

YYY :
"I know this change of shame." (c)
Of course, it is familiar to any girl who at least once returned home naked at 5 a.m. after the party, and forgot her underwear under the bed with a random boyfriend.
and what?

XXX is:
I listen to the group "Beasts"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87264
 20.09.2013
This is in debt!
Understand: Idiots do not climb the first ranks of science, demanding special treatment for their (non)knowledge. You do not spoil the normal notions of beauty with your sincere ugliness.”
Do idiots not climb into the first ranks of science? and naive.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87263
 20.09.2013
Hatarou: I’m Rarit, I don’t want to sew clothes, I want controlled injection and SHRUS pollinators.
You and the Sherlock.
Iris: Also always mocked that word.
Tagged: shrus
Tagged: shrus
Khataru: It sounds like a Jewish insult
Hatharu’: “O Moses, this shrute Abram is once again feeding our goat!”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87262
 20.09.2013
[18:31:56] xxx: the truth is not difficult to say
[18:32:12] yyy: Yes. It is hard not to get her in the mouth.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87261
 20.09.2013
Your cat is very thin. On the X-ray, the skeleton is so!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87260
 20.09.2013
What to give her for her birthday?
Yyy: pyjamas and table game.
xxx: how is this fist called when the circles are multicolored on the floor?
YYY: LSD

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №87259
 20.09.2013
Probably stupid on my part was to raise my lips to the keyboard and try to suck up the last dropped little piece of chips.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87258
 20.09.2013
Q: Are you pinning your gate?
No, I am married.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87257
 20.09.2013
It is not the first time I have noticed that Wikipedia is treated as a questionable source, because it is governed by everyone who is not lazy. What do you think about textbooks, encyclopedias, references? Year by year they are edited, especially hard-working in moments of political regime change. Recently, a description of Stalin’s repressions, for example, fell out of textbooks. In addition, the editorial is done by quite certain people with quite specific intentions. I still like Wikipedia more because for one editor who wants to distort the truth, there are almost always other editors who will put everything back in place.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №87256
 20.09.2013
incubus (14:45:16 20/09/2013)
The advertisement of the pension fund of Russia about 'you would have also increased, as I think, does not illusorily hint that in the end you will get a bigger fuck than you expected.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №87255
 20.09.2013
xxxx
We have a fire today.
xxxx
Comrade - a civilian, photographer - marries for the third time today. I am 33 years old and have no children. Trofimych calls, congratulates and adds:
- And if you won't have children this time, then I will blow you a hole in the hole at the base and write "Teaching", like on a machine!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87254
 20.09.2013
In the mail put a system of electronic turn and break-down vouchers. I go in and hear the wild roar of two grandmothers and the operator because of the fact that all the numbers are mixed and they are called in random order.

Times change, but the mail remains the same.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87253
 20.09.2013
From the Habbri:
“We had one client — we explained to him, explained that he wanted the impossible. He took and did.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87252
 20.09.2013
4pda, the news of a material that is able to glue itself at the site of the cut

xxx: It is of great interest how they managed to obtain such a polymer and what is included in it?
yyy: Gnomes, Elves, and Nanorobots =)
and c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87251
 20.09.2013
About landing on the moon:
He landed on the moon six times.
222 and people.
222: I even thought once...
333: There was a flight...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87250
 20.09.2013
I read on Wikipedia about labor. I have almost all signs of workaholism. Although I do not like working at all and consider myself lazy. Well, in the sense of how: I think, but there is a lot to work. I find that I have acquired a violent workaholism.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87249
 20.09.2013
Something went wrong in our life with a girlfriend, we lose friends-friends-lovers. I ask :
Maybe we are doing something wrong?
- happiness of kefir, or philosophizing without milk beards is uncomfortable

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87248
 20.09.2013
C of Habra:
I heard a conversation in a cafe of Russian businessmen with an English colleague about production. They say, “We must do this,” he says, “But then we will pollute the environment! Must be clean.” The translator translates. Our says to him, “Ask, he understands that it’s more expensive?” and so for five minutes. He has the task of earning and getting good karma. On the other hand, it is just to earn at any cost.

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