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[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86587
 05.09.2013
This is:

and ppc:
I sit at the stop, so valiously, I smoke paffously. The people cost a man ten, all in their affairs... Well, I smoke a cigarette and shake up (not less pathetically) with my hand, knock off the cigarette to the side. But having made a hook through the stop, the perfect arc disappears precisely into the urna... The thought "how?". I raise my eyes and see the enthusiastic gaze of the whole stop, which somehow miraculously saw the entire flight. Keeping pathos and confidence in myself, I turn my eyes to the distance... And here I hear the dialogue of two girls:
...I do not envy his girlfriend, with such accuracy, he will hit the target through a condom.
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Have you tried to throw your dirty bulls into the urn on a regular basis?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86586
 05.09.2013
The xxx:
Pricked
My grandmother brought blenders.
I burned them so much.
Polarity Polarity
The tea there.
Are they with meat?
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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86585
 05.09.2013
Comment on the video on the assembly of tablets for $ 50 in China

Tibet in Tibet:
Why are some Chinese tied to the table?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86584
 05.09.2013
Who are you by horoscope?
I am so cute ?))
Lee:??????????? to
Sergey: Virgin, born in the year of the dog =)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86583
 05.09.2013
Vitaleemour: sweet dreams, sweet sweetness
Vitaleemour: a man will work
Neri: Of course...I want to make money.
neri: * f
vitaleemour: "on the tuili" I liked the option more )
vitaleemour: I myself invented a hero, I will call it "Toyle" - and you ) with tape 0))
Neri: I want to tfuel))
vitaleemour: well or tfueli... pofig in principle)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86582
 05.09.2013
From the forum, talk about other people's photos in questionnaires

Vvv: I just got one old photo. Discovered it suddenly on one medical site as an illustration to the article "Cosophilia". She was... very pleased.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №86581
 05.09.2013
The origin of ancient Egypt was dated using a mathematical model.
Lohis, they didn’t read Fomenko. Egypt was founded by Chapai with his brother Mamai 300 years ago.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86580
 05.09.2013
> We have a board of directors today. They came from all over Europe to discuss the affairs of our righteous.
The last two weeks in the office have done everything they haven’t done in the last two years.
> cleansed, painted, crushed maculature and other shit (old like mammoth shit)
The hand-leading rank of the smaller dropped everyone on the subject of how to behave, talk and look at the high guests
30 minutes to 8 p.m.: the most met at the airport and carried to us by courtesy
25 min: employees prepare for lunch, in the aquarium, the sales department deals with some steam
> it was sinking.
20 min: the project manager crashes on a girl practitioner (“he doesn’t bother...”), who, in turn, runs into it with a notepad, misses and breaks one of the glasses of the aquarium in the dredges.
> 15 min: the whole floor runs away to see the fragments and continue the performance
10 Minutes: In the kitchen the unknown hero forgets his potatoes, which he put to baked (!) In the microwave
8 min: The whole floor smells of baked potato coal
5 min: all those who are not involved in what is happening in a quiet atmosphere try to pretend furniture and merge with the walls
Hour X: Tolerant Europeans pretend that the fragments on the carpet are an element of decor, the smell of baked potatoes are new flavours of sticks, and the color of the skin of employees correlating with the color of the walls is part of the corporate style.
> Vaseline is never too much.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86579
 05.09.2013
- Vanya the truck driver again wore a shirt - so the autumn has come...
And when he closes it, it means winter.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86578
 05.09.2013
N: Hairy hairy hairy
F: or "kissed dotted dotted dotted dotted", in the sense of dotted Ivan Ivanovich was dotted
F: And the hair was still hairy.
N: The trouble

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86577
 05.09.2013
No matter how many news I see about Snowden, the same photo is glued
I doubt that he exists.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86576
 05.09.2013
OJSC “Gazprom Space Systems”
Gazprom Space Systems has a modern space and ground infrastructure, a sustainable diversified business, a wide customer base, and qualified personnel.

The company has created, operates and develops the satellite communication and broadcasting system "Yamal" in the composition of:
orbital satellite grouping (satellites «Yamal-201», «Yamal-202», «Yamal-300K», «Yamal-402», ASTRA 1F) and ground control complex;
ground infrastructure (control and measurement complex, teleports, satellite digital television center, network of ground stations in the regions of Russia).

by Ophigete!! Gazprom has TVs!! We walk to this point!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86575
 05.09.2013
He stood on his own to such a degree that he became not his own.

[ + 49 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86574
 05.09.2013
I live on the 9th floor, that is, I am forced to ride in the lift every day, for 30 seconds to look at the polluted floor... Вонища... Then I come to work and put my damaged mood on my colleagues.
In short, enough is enough! He opened the machine room and put an elevator between the 1st and 2nd floors to get to the floor of the elevator. Then he opened two holes and inserted two sticks - there was a sensor. As soon as the link wet the sensor, it immediately twists, thpiggep and peele closes the contacts of the “stop” button.
All of. The client begins to knock on the door, the neighbors call me, I lift up the elevator to my floor, open it and go straight into the corner compartment (I weigh 95 kg and almost no one else thought it). Now we have the cleanest elevator in the district, the most important thing - the mechanism is not known to anyone. No one even sees two small screw hats near the plinth. Neighbors think of me as a clairvoyant, because they know for sure: if I came out of the squat with the cut of the pipe, then someone in the elevator will definitely have to struggle.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №86573
 05.09.2013
She is:
You are funny! What do you do tonight? Maybe we go somewhere?
“It’s fascinating... Only my mom will argue,” he replies.
What kind of mother? How old are you?
The mother of my son...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86572
 05.09.2013
My mother sat on Skype from her brother’s account.Dialogue:
Brother: Mom, talk from your account, and do not touch mine!
Mom: What is the difference? We have everything in common!
Brother : No! Social media is like toilet paper. If you need, bring yours.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86571
 05.09.2013
It is good that the force of the thought can not be answered to the SMS, otherwise in the "send" there would be a lot of "Fire you, fuck you a horse!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86570
 05.09.2013
I read, information about the product on a fairly serious site.
...Super packaging type "air mattress" - will withstand even delivery by the Russian Post...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86569
 05.09.2013
A browned timid came to us.
In a sweater with elephants?
I do not know. There is no sight behind the hair and beard of the sweater.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86568
 05.09.2013
The genius of chemistry:

And in the pharmacy of non-patented names often do not know. On the most common sodium ((2,3-dihydro-1,5-dimethyl-3-oxo-2-phenyl-1N-pirazole-4-il) methylamino) methysulfonate, the provider made me semiconductor eyes and rushed to cause FSKN.

So nobody has been fucked with analgin yet.

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