here here :
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Author of this:
Schedule at Nikita: Monday 3 pairs of physics, Tuesday - 3 pairs of chemistry, environment 2 of mathematics and laboratory physics, Thursday 2 of computer science and laboratory chemistry... the child is studying cooking in Politech))))))))))))

People like you ask programmers to twist the light bulb or repair the microwave – and then honestly wonder, “Why did they send me?” What is wrong?"
by Zy. Open your eyes and ears: Nikita is most likely to become a technician of catering companies or an administrator of the same enterprises.
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More specifically, Nikita is studying at the Faculty of Food Production, and maybe even brewing beer! The list of items corresponds. Nikita, be careful, there is stupidity around you!

By the will of Ktolhu, we and a friend, both 26 years old, got into the company of minors.After some time, a friend approaches and says:
Go out of here and catch up with these kids.
We are too old for them.
by *****
Where have you gone so far?
The Simpsons watched.
>_<

It was a joke. The employee in the text file marked a piece in yellow, and can not cancel the yellow.
Called me. I cancelled the allocation on the 1 letter, I see, everything is okay, it worked. I have to remove the yellow from the text.
I take the usual pencil pencil in my hands and start right on the screen with a type pencil to wash this yellow, and I unnoticed F4 rubber (repeat the last action), and yellow is removed =)
The faces of people should have been seen =) "Mag", "Magic", "Shaman" =)

The microcode or its own (native) code of the processor cores of this machine can fully implement the physical laws of the real world (simulate these laws), or implement any other physical or fantasy laws, by means of an advanced command system that will have an assembly code in the form of a chain of spells.
xxx: throw up your hands "MOV ax,dx!!and "
YYY: Oh my God. A programming language with magic.
Yyy: It is genius.

I am simultaneously engaged in teaching activities at a local college. I and another teacher decided to increase students’ interest in programming by engaging them in robotics and electronics-related educational projects. As a pilot project, students were invited to jointly develop an electronic device for automatic calls for lessons. I started a technical task. The first version of the name of this project was "Mobile device for organizing calls". Deciding to introduce a short name on the first letters received the name "MUDozvon". I decide here. Leave the current to see how the project will sound at an intercollegiate conference, or come up with another.

I call the ZAGS.
I need to ask for a death certificate. Can you tell me what your boss’s job is and what is his name?
- the head of the Tyumen district department of ЗАГС Kryuchkova A.V.
What is her name, how is her birth?
It will go! The short hips.

I am sitting at the interview today, waiting for my turn. The girl comes in and asks: Alexander Anatolyevich-who? There is no answer... She again: Alexander Anatolyevich-who?! And here is her response (at the age of a woman)))) leading Newsblock on MTV!!! to

About relationships: it is hard with a smart man - he has full of cockroaches in his head...

to this:
rented an apartment with a girl a couple of years ago, agreed with the owners to make a cosmetic repair for a discount on payment, ripped the wallpaper in the same room and found a door, without a pen and lock, and behind it a dark room of about 1x2 meters.

This is called the warehouse!! In old houses they are quite spacious.

In the appearance of a serious thing, works or not I don't know, when connecting a spark, it means somehow works

C 4PDA

sn1f̧ 4.09.13 13:30 # Likes: 14
eXweed,
Of course, the galaxy has a chip - the longer and more actively you use this smart - the more it brakes the system as a whole + the faster it discharges.

farexzon 4.09.13 16:03 # 2
S1F,

Recharge faster? Do you want to compete? 4-5 films transmitted to plasma on plug-ins with wifay and all social networks in memory and there will be another 6 hours left for music

Staphylococcus aureus 4.09.13 16:18 # Liked: 20
by farxzon,
What if I pull it out of the roof?

XX: My mom told me about the neighbor at the entrance: pay attention to what a nice boy, I looked at them somehow, and he washes the floor, etc. and etc.
A few years later, the boy killed his grandmother.
YYY: Grandma probably wanted him to pay attention to this one too.
ZZZ: Grandma was washed by.

Comments to the news that in connection with the acquisition of Microsoft company Nokia such phones will no longer be:

MaGister13: One time bought a Motorola phone, Motorola disappeared. I bought a Nokia phone, the company also disappeared... I went for a Samsung phone!!! to
Eawiz: And I bought an iPhone on the road.

There is some kind of diuretic shit in the strawberries.
It is called water.
There are some microelements...
Nothing at all!

Autumn, as always, began earlier... Punctual cattle unlike summer...

xxx: I knew a guy who was shading the balcony...
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ready to bet that the balcony of the guy on the south side and it is still more sensible than xxx

here here :

I at the time left the universe, then: radio engineering university; radio engineering faculty; specialty - audio-visual technology; issuing department - the theoretical foundations of radio engineering; third semester, in the schedule - 9 subjects, of which only 2 are technical. Mathematics and Physics. Behind the political sciences-philosophies-culturologies, something related to the specialty was not even shown to us far away.

This is a screening. All the most interesting and starts with 3 courses. You are not the first, you are not the last. To throw out this universe above my understanding.

A poet has many wishes.
It is time to confess:
There is no better and purer desire.
Fuck it right in the morning.

from mail.ru
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The question:
xxx: friends, who has thoughts than to take children (age 5 years, 3 and a half, and one and a half) for 7 hours of flight in the airplane? We have some ideas (new children's books, new little toys, paintings + pencils, and of course cartoons for the end of the flight), but all this worked earlier for 4 hours of flight.

The best answers:
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YYYY: Prayer "Our Father"

zzz: Read them books about aircraft accidents.

QQQ: Ask the pilots what they would give to the plane. Then it will be fun and you will fly to the ground faster!)))

www: If you are active through the chur, let count passers in the illuminator, how many will see, as many ice cream or chocolate to choose from.

Katya
Hi, and where are you there?

Sergey
in Switzerland

Katya
The Crouch! When I was studying in the universe, my friends dragged a Swiss traveler from Baikal to Ust-Ilimsk. We talked some in English. I remembered how he grabbed us an apple cake with cream-brune and cried at the train station when we said goodbye.

Sergey
They are very touching. When I told them that if the universiade got them, then we will just win them and it will still be ours - they almost cried))))))))))))

Katya
Oh wow )) well, that guy and said that every self-respecting man there knows how to cook an apple steak )) Well you are a rough man )))))

Sergey
I was in image. I am forgiven)

Katya
Beautiful, let them be afraid

Sergey
No) I then gave them 10 ruble banknotes with the image of Krasnoyarsk. And then he said that whom we conquer - in this place we build a gas station and they again drowned.