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[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76587
 28.01.2013
I guessed the algorithm for the appearance of spontaneous insult in women! If the conversation begins to develop not as the woman wants (not because she mentally planned or there were facts that she did not know by ignorance) - instantaneous resentment and discontinuation of the conversation with going to another room / hanging a tube.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76586
 28.01.2013
XXX: Just one album! Why is he so heavy? Because it is metal. of heavy metal.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76585
 28.01.2013
Strong nerves and selective taste for you, men. Do not forget to educate your children carefully.
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Thank you dear girl. You have restored my faith in humanity.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76584
 28.01.2013
Payment portal of the Russian Post

skiv: # err 12:30 muzhchina unas obed;

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76583
 28.01.2013
The Russian keyboard layout is unthinkable. A lot of problems with mistakes due to the neighborhood of some keys. The multi-suffering Orehovo-Huevo is just one example.
And recently in the allods he wrote: Dagi fucked up! Funny, you will understand.

With such an arrangement, the friendship of peoples will not soon be built.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76582
 28.01.2013
xxx: You know, I learned remotely through a mobile outlet to restart my computer at work!
YYY: And how do you do it? A special letter?
XXX: No, it is normal. In the Sapport. Restart my computer.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76581
 28.01.2013
xxx: came to us Kyrgyz promoter to arrange. I wonder who worked before? The Managing. In the Aasan. The Governor? What did he govern? With carriages!
yyy: bggg =) the department of light transport.
XXX is not a department. The Department!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76580
 28.01.2013
I got such a cute hentai today.
Are you watching hentai?
No, but only today. But he is cute...)
Look at it, you sit down :)
xxx: you what, why do I have this painted mud? I prefer real life.
Look at the porn.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76579
 28.01.2013
<xxx> Something I Slept and I Dreamed of Crocodiles
<xxx> awakened - and here is a cruel reality
<xxx> sent everything to the hell and went to look up the crocodiles.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76578
 28.01.2013
And they say that in the Union did not know the technique to do. Tagged with "Awesome Cook"
More than 20 years failed, installed batteries and everything works)
This was done before things for decades, and now "high-tech fence" the term of its warranty + a month will work out and the...
P.S You can ride in the subway, break patterns)))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76577
 28.01.2013
Mind: Some organizations have a server corner... and an administrator...

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76576
 28.01.2013
After the release of the 6 Heroes, I realized that the 4 heroes were not that shit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76575
 28.01.2013
My sister told me that she was staying alone at night and watched a Japanese horror story about another horrible girl. Just asleep, there is a penetrating cell phone call and the voice of a little girl at that end: Well you are somewhere... it turned out that the child was not there. I would have slept with my eyes open tonight.

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №76574
 28.01.2013
I mean in the store. Nearby, in a line, two women stand, and one of them on emotion tells the incident that happened to her. At the end of the day, he added, “And none of them came in!!!". At this point, an elderly intelligent man approaches her, takes off his hat and says, "Maybe my heh will suit you?"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76573
 28.01.2013
XXX: Have you swallowed the serpent? It is a gift!
It is foolish to give a snake a gift to someone named George!

[ + 5 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76572
 28.01.2013
xxx: you need to write to Yandex to make the service Yandex.
yyy: oga, with the possibility of choosing the shape and volume, lol
xxx: you sit like this on Friday night, you think where to go, and here on the radio:
xxx: according to the service Yandex.Poppy the largest concentration of female puppies at the moment is observed in the area of Pushkin Square
yyy: Service analysts advise to avoid sales next Saturday. The mass of the buttocks can become critical and grow into a complete butt.
xxx: and geoservices twist + mobile app
xxx: five meters from you is one cute lonely ass. Putting the route?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76571
 28.01.2013
"Ministry of Labour proposes to compel small to hire disabled people "

Small business and so disabled people contain: firefighters, SES, prosecutors of all kinds. Put order in the officials, then the small business will not die.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76570
 28.01.2013
My son 5 years.
A father, in order not to read fairy tales for the night, taught the child to invent them and tell them to his father.
Yesterday I put the child to sleep and a few minutes later I sat down and watched TV. I ask, what about a story?
I gave him an iPad, he first tells a story on the iPad, then looks at what he told and falls asleep!!!

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76569
 28.01.2013
Michigan resident Ahmed Ahmed, who sued McDonald’s, believes the company is providing false information. The advertisements say that all the foods used in the restaurants are halal, that is, allowed for Muslims to consume.

Commentary :

I’ll go to the McDonald’s now and ask for the Halal Nagets, the Kosher Big Mac and the Kola consecrated by the Daddy. And let them try not to give, I will push the grandmothers in court.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76568
 28.01.2013
The rays of color turned, the speech of the Master of Yoda will get you!
YYY :?? to
Fasan sits where the hunter wants to know.

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