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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96587
 12.04.2014
“Terracot” is not a cat or a terrorist attack, but a terracot.
Terracotta is a trillion cats.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96586
 12.04.2014
From the museum label:
Better to play duem metal and die unknown than just die unknown.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96585
 12.04.2014
Q: How long do you think your uncle will stay with us tomorrow? Would you prepare it for him? (I need to buy more products)
xy: 1 - half a day I think exactly
2 – What’s best for you
xx to sleep
Xy: Here you will mean to sleep.
I am ashamed to be such an extravagant hostess.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96584
 12.04.2014
Search for the target audience in English - is when you click on the banner with the text "fast, without registration and SMS" and you get to the registration page, after which you need to enter SMS.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96583
 12.04.2014
<think> of the amino acid
<dadv> saturated and unsaturated fat

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96582
 12.04.2014
I am currently studying driving licenses.
Yesterday was a lecture.
XHH: As an example, under something, the instructor shows a picture of an accident on the screen, where
The car is tight.
Girls: "fiiiiiii, can I change the picture?and "
xxx: No question, he put a picture where the car is broken weaker, but on the front background lies a body covered with a cloth...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96581
 12.04.2014
Politicians are children who in their childhood were little fooled for lying.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96580
 12.04.2014
In one archaeological expedition, I heard a funny story illustrating, in my opinion, the essence of human nature.
Per many people imagine what a classic Arabic home looks like. Not a palace or a mosque, but an ordinary home of middle-income masters. This is such a square box, with a semisphere above. If you look closely, you can notice that this hemisphere (i.e. the roof) is made up of ordinary stones bound by some kind of cement. If you do not get into the question of what this cement is made of, then you can be surprised by another - and how it is possible to connect these stones with cement without a single support??? The answer is primitively simple. When they finished building the main box of the building, all of it was then sinked with sand, and, in addition, a large "hill" was sinked, a hemisphere, on which the roof was then quietly laid out, like a roofed shell on a sandstone... Nothing interfered. Then the stones, mixed with cement, froze... But! This is the big question - and then how to get all the sand out of the house??? And here everything was very simple. Before filling the sand, the owners placed a handful of gold coins in the furthest corner from the entrance. This was included in the cost of building a house, placed from the beginning. And before entering the new house, there was already a crowd of local poor people. And when the owners decided that the cement was frozen, they commanded, “Let’s go!!!“And the poor rushed to throw the sand out of the house, trying to dig into the gold...The house was cleaned in minutes. Here is the man and his essence.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №96579
 12.04.2014
I recently did what I had long dreamed of. When I was called after an interview with a job invitation, I answered in their style:
- Thank you for your interest, but unfortunately you did not pass the contest and the choice was made in favor of another applicant.
What is the candidate??? The girl at that end of the wire would have closed her brain if she had.
Applicant for the position of my employer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96578
 12.04.2014
to this:
here here :
"be beautiful" is a verb, rather
of all.
We need to know the classics!
"A puppet (five years) sprinkled
Spirit: I’m all so smelly. I am all
Such a ghost. and turning in the mirror.
My mom is so cute!"
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Write off, good man, I really want to meet a man who remembers the work of Korney Chukovsky.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96577
 12.04.2014
Lav to G. Half a month coded us the most beautiful and convenient player for the site.
Lav: At the end realized that he created a masterpiece, sent us naked, locked in the office, sitting and enjoying the fruits of his work.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96576
 12.04.2014
XX: I have an enemy literacy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96575
 12.04.2014
Rescue workers captured the signal from the alleged "black boxes"
Boeing 777 of Malaysia Airlines.
IMHO, Boeing in textures failed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96574
 12.04.2014
In the evening, the children are carried around the house. I tell them:
Soon go to sleep, stop running, play something quiet.
The Senior:
We’re going to play zombies, they’re going slowly!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96573
 12.04.2014
PM: The situation in Ukraine is tense

UUU: in Ukraine

XHH: To stop the disputes B or NA, I suggest speaking "U Khhlov" =)

You are a crapper! xd

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96572
 12.04.2014
xxx: I realized that the phrase "yes;no" carries a great semantic burden.
It means: "I understand how you came to such conclusions, but the reason is not that".

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96571
 12.04.2014
“AutoVAZ” has stopped the supply of vehicles to Ukraine. This day should be a celebration.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96570
 12.04.2014
Finished by:
— — —
to this:
Listening at work.
What do you know about old age? I am still decoding the PC abbreviation as a Fire Crane, not a Personal Computer!
___________________________

The Steam Coat. Who is more?
— — —
Poppy, I closed the topic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96569
 12.04.2014
Talk about cats.

XXX: What are you feeding?
Meanwhile the cat
There is even a reserve.
cats 3 and cats 2

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96568
 12.04.2014
All of this:

This smart man:
here here :
This is:

“It wasn’t about genetic differences, it was about deeds. Yes, sucking standing or sitting - for society it is almost indifferent, so it is not counted.

Yes... Yes Yes Yes! Let’s write again about the huge queues in public women’s toilets, and discuss their significance for society.
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What is wrong? We have equality, dear feminine. The number of seats is the same. And the fact that we can add more pissuars shouldn’t fuck you. They do not matter to you.
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Equality is when the same number of pissuars hangs in a woman’s toilet. First, I know a couple of ladies who, strangely enough, treat them wonderfully, and secondly, there are special devices for women so that they can write standing in a psisuar. So that...

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