A person on one forum asked a question about JavaScript:
Q: I’m sorry, but you’re not a troll? Everything is clearly described in this topic.
A: No, don’t worry, I’m just stupid, thank you for the hint))
The most difficult thing in installing lying policemen is to make them stand out against the background of the road.
to this:
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What do you know about it? My ex was just turned: not only that she ate the most expensive pills, it made me wear condoms at the same time, so this fool again and again with a tearful face asked me to go out sooner, or not much.
I also met her along the way.
For a long time, she asked her husband to hang the guitars on another wall and at the same time hang the torch.
Sunday... rain... sleep... Through my sleep I hear the charming sounds of drill. My husband probably wanted to surprise me.
My husband and my 1 year old son went to a toy store. I show on the shelf with toys:"good toys for motorcycles". The husband to the child’s ear: “Let’s go, I’ll show you the right toys with a motorcycle and go to the shelf, where radio-controlled machines and helicopters. and :)
Two children 12 years old go from the first January school, a piece of dialogue
How do you understand computers?
In general yes!
The voice!! If Windows is changed, the IP address will change.
(I thought) Yes, somewhere in a couple of numbers, you won’t even notice!
In the death group...
A> Tell me what to do if the Internet cable is cut off?
B> is he a Jew?
to this:
and Anatoly:
This is something else. In our house, the carpenter was chased on a motorbike, and the second was stuck in the office chair from behind. A man is put on a chair and cut off. Once, even a guy in the gate went out and flew through the road for gasoline. Here, the man was then on the tenth, when a guy in a chair flew out of the door of the service in front of him at an astonishing speed and went to the gas station.
Do you live in Russia? Is it where you have such asphalt that you can drive on an office chair across the road to the gasoline station and not turn over?
to this:
I feel like we will never have a comfortable life in this country.
Hundreds of sites with the offer to buy a train ticket, but if the train does not go every day of the week to find out what days it happens, you need to either go see the schedule in the box office, or to determine this by martian selection of dates on the reservation. You can still try to call the station, but this method is acceptable only for orthodox masochists.
This is the case.....
Yes, we will never be comfortable living until such users learn to use this functionality appropriately. I went to the first familiar site (tu.ru). And there are buttons and "annual schedule", and "train route". It is not necessary to say that this is all wrong if your hands grow from a place that is below the lumbar.
(10:25:33) Kavajka: here the retired woman went out of vacation, and began a new struggle for the title of alpha-starper
Comments on the new Sony Xperia I Ultra:
I've been using the Nokia C6-00 for the third year and I'm not fuck.
YYY: Do they not give?
xxxhh talks on the phone with his wife on the phone about the penalty for excess:
What does it mean in the bushes?
......
- A-a-a... The camera in the bushes...
I know how to increase the desire for learning and massively increase the desire for knowledge in the country as a whole.! to
2) How is it?
1) in the end of the year does not have time to deal with the organs
What do you know about pregnant women? Strawberries with strawberries? Cabbage with garlic?
My without special kiddings ate crab salad. They cooked it together in whole pots.
every day. three months in a row. Just a crab salad.
The presence of other foods in the house made her sick.
It would be better to have peanuts with strawberries, cheesecake...
My brother was somehow imprisoned for two weeks with my grandmother. By the end of the second week, the grandmother realized that, playing with Kiryusha to school (2 or 3 grade) she was performing his homework properly.
I_at_admin: You’re sitting in the country, you’re seeing a fox running out of the washing of someone like a bombing penguin, and you’re thinking – well, Linux Firefox is dragging. It is a trade deformation.
GreenHedgehog: Firefox is not a fox, but a panda, in general.
Yes, fucking, I am not a zoologist. There is Fox, which means fox.
I_tu_admin: Although it is time for me to write memoirs. And the name is already there, just invented - "10 years among programs".
The rabbit is in the chat
I am going to retire and I will publish a book. I will be rich.
“Hey people, the server Mangust has hanged again. You have been choked there again.
I_tu_admin: Or rather not, I’ll call it “10 years in the zoo.” Firefox, mango, donkeys, mice, penguins and other animals.
The rabbit is an idiot.
The rabbit leaves the chat.
Admin: I didn’t mean you.
I_tu_admin: Although, whom we are deceiving, and you too Rabbit I meant.
GreenHedgehog: I’ll probably go until I get into the memoirs under the hot hand.
I_tu_admin: And you will be dedicated to a separate chapter there, don’t get scared.
From Habr:
I created an account on behalf of a young girl, and wrote a program that forwarded messages from two incoming requests to each other. That is, two young people think they are corresponding with a girl, but in fact they are communicating with each other.
As a rule, the conversations ended when one of them offered to "play with the puppy", but the other didn't get a puppy.
XXX (16:02:25 2/09/2013)
There are 15 people who have the word director in their rank - let's send someone out.
to this:
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YYY: We have one such a week by hour slept and died afterwards
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
The most frightening in this quote is the word "is"...0_o
The first day of a new employee in the office. Reaction to the neighboring office.
[11:38:59] xxx: fucking they fuck
[11:39:26] yyy: they sometimes still stepper by day fucking
[11:39:38] yyy: we call it a dabbstepler