Friends, every year progress increasingly kills simple human emotions in us. The Internet drives out of our lives everything that is bright, good, creative. It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.

xxx: My iPhone 4 shows streaks. So much survived and did not withstand a small blow.The fifth one I once gave Ilya broke.
YYY: You’re so tough that you just switched to the fifth iPhone you had when the previous one broke. The Iron Man is simple.

by Pikachu

Looking forward to a series of posts from the author:
1) They say that you can get a lot of money for plastic surgery. Today I will teach you jaw-face plastic on the example of a doll and magazine "Young Carpenter No. 9 from 15.05.1982".
One gram of California is said to be worth $30 million. Today I will teach you how to assemble a nuclear reactor for the synthesis of superheavy nucleids, using the grandmother’s set of aluminum pots and the Conspect in Nuclear Physics for the first course of the specialty "DSP and DVP Plate Manufacturing Technology".

xxx: and in general, most of the rivers are named in our, comi-permian, (Finnish-Hungarian) language: Silva - Thalaya Water, Inva - Virgin Water (Tears), Moscow - cow water, Neva and many others.

We have the river Dnieper!

XXX is wrong. Your river should be called Dnepr-Va!

Discussion of the situation in Syria:

But whoever uses chemical weapons deserves the harshest reward.

YYY: How is it? To put the star in his ass?

“Aha, fucking, I mean, of course, the toughest punishment.

Now, in a difficult situation, when it is incomprehensible to praise the subordinate or blaspheme, I will use the method of "harsh reward."

Not far from there is a grassland factory. When entering the territory the corresponding plaque, but who then deleted the first two letters...

You will not be an effective manager.
Ramboza: And that’s great. Consider, minus one pidaras in this beautiful world.
It’s completely shattered, I see. and :-)

I have a wish to the admin of the site. Can you search not only on the current page, but throughout the site? On the current page, I will quickly find the desired quote.

xxx: I’m leaving without my phone for the third time, and I don’t even think, ‘Damn, I’ve forgotten my phone!’ This is freedom from the edges of modern civilization! That is such a wonderful feeling!
yyy: which is called sclerosis.

A bit of logic:
This is:

And if you conduct a survey among women, it turns out that only 30% of them were rotating official novels. Men have sex at work at 80%. And why is it that 50% of men are piddars? How did they then suddenly want to deprive the aunt of virginity?

It was me to the fact that there was no fucking team at all on this resource!
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Service romance, and "sex at work" are completely different things. You can fuck quietly, but there is no romance.
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And the option, when half of the department fucking one secretary, ignoring the aunt from the accounting you do not consider? and ;)

-Hello, my name is Sergei, I am a specialist "Credit systems Tinkov", how can I contact you.
Talk to me "My Lord"
Hm, Hm, what is your name?
My name is "My Lord, please follow me".
Gothic...

Name of topic on women's beauty forum, subforum for men: "Return of hairy breasts"
1 commentary :
It sounds like the title of the second part of a horror film.

Yesterday I stood in the bathroom, I brushed my teeth, I started to brush my teeth, I stood like this and I said, "Dumb teeth," Dan comes from behind and says, "and what did you want, clown?"

Post in the publication "The Wolves"
"Win a wolf's soul - you get invincibility"
XXX: How to find it
YYY: What about wolves at all? How much better are they, say, crows?
zzz: It's Time to Discover "The Philosophy of Crotus"
zzz: "The fool is blind, but smart and ingenious!"
xxx: "Opening the soul of the crotch, you can find the roots even in the dark"

One of the strangest inventions could be a right-handed tenth.

At the end of April, the Ministry of Communications changed the general director of "Post of Russia" - instead of Alexander Kiselev, this post was taken by Dmitry Strachnov, who previously headed the cellular telecommunications operator Tele2.

This is the mess that the mail...

In the application for a mortgage there is a point to fill in:
Do you have permission to carry and store firearms? Yes and No"
They are afraid! They do right...

to this:
The xxx:
Just received an invitation to participate in the contest, I quote:
"The competition for the best children’s drawing "The trade union for me is..."
For children from 6 to 17 years old, the drawing should be done without the help of parents and teachers.

The xxx:
I am even afraid to present competitive works... =0

It is nothing else. In our city, the tax inspectorate held a contest of children's drawing on the subject of wages in envelopes and late payment of VAT. The pictures looked strange.)

From the radio module:
Working rage: 200 meters

Working fury: 200 meters
Strongly said

X: I just learned that I’ve stunned the summer...
Y: It’s summer, just turned away, and it’s already deceiving you with the southern hemisphere.