I supply equipment and know-how for industrial enterprises. I’ve been doing this for 16 years, and I believe that the “Witch Hammer” should be the desktop book of every technician. Otherwise some cases "And why doesn’t it work...?" can’t be explained.

Cinema.Film Jango Liberated.Scene where the hero DiCaprio is murdered.A scream from the hall.
Leo, you’ve got to die in every movie!

Navuxonastupil: The most significant costs for the maintenance of the Georgian Air Force come from the orders of exclusive helmets for pilots with a special pick-up capable of accommodating their main strike device - KLUV!

X: I don’t like the use of all kinds of outdated forms in ordinary speech, especially if.
Y: And I too. And especially intolerant to "if"

Fuck me, Lily
Lily is not fucking.
XXX: Don't Fuck
XXX: so Lily stands out

by xxx (15:58) :
I would like to give my dad to dr.

yyy (16:00) :
Good assessments

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No, it is by itself.

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I thought I could give him a call of duty collection.

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But then I thought I didn’t want to lose my father.

Comment from the Hubble on the sudden photo of Sergey Brin in the New York subway:
A Russian man can always be recognized by a cellophane bag in his hand.

There was an alcohol shop near my house. The owner approached the choice of name creatively. "The Eternal Call"

The red button Don't Panic blinked so fiercely that I panicked...

I drank milk from the morning (by taste not sour, but stood without the refrigerator for a long time). Later I did not wash the pear.
I sat waiting for a reaction, but a colleague suggested that the bacteria that were on the pear poisoned with morning milk.

Knowledge of Russian language:
"Knowledge of the Russian language"
Here is the building, health! Remember these three words. In these three words, the Z.

In these words, Z is not a prefix! At least in their current version (not taking the etymology of the words)"

In the Russian language there is no such console "z", not at all!

I am an avatar today.
Blue, stupid and fuck your hair?

I went to the clinic today. Grandmothers in the line asked me not to take off my hat, or they will not remember who they were doing and the whole row will collapse. As a result, he stood like a fool in a shirt and a hat for an hour.

XHHH: Shash in the kiosk saw two magazines with a note of 16+ (!!!)
xxx: "garden and garden" and "cook together"
Q: is there erotically cut apples or sexually roasted chicken?

"Oh these nuclear Siberian men! In the shells! in the shells! 40 degrees of frost. So far ahead of them our Olympians""
Even the train has gone by.

Every time you think that Russian cinema has already reached the bottom, a new Sarik Andreassyan movie comes out, and it becomes clear that infinity is not the limit.

Comment on Yandex becoming a partner of CERN and providing software for data structuring and analysis:
xxx: in CERN someone was not attentive and when installing the software did not remove the box from the item "install yandex-matrixnet")))

Faculty of Mathematics. Of the 13 students, three are boys, the rest are girls. We counted mathematics!A fellow from the Faculty of Statistics asked a brilliant question: and how did we determine - who is whole, and who is already "in the period"? Here I sit and think – how can I hint to him that he’s an idiot? 😉

Can you survive a fall from an airplane without a parachute?
yyy: Of course, we will fall, get up and run after him 7 km in one shoe))

From Habr:
xxx: When the car is so full, it is doubtful that it is a peak hour.
Yyy: They have a peak hour – when there is no place to sit down, and we have a time when there is no place to get up.