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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86087
 26.08.2013
I earned $4 million in 8 months. Without any burden! It just needs the brain to work!

Do you work in Belarus?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86086
 26.08.2013
A few days ago, I left the clinic, took my son’s card, because we are moving. At the meeting the man (M), noticeably hanging.
Q: Did it hurt you so much? This card is thick!
I: This is my son’s card, I’m healthy like a bull!
May the son be healthy as a bull! Let the Jigsaw grow! Though not, let it grow up an ordinary Russian guy, or these gigits have already gone:)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86085
 26.08.2013
Xxx: The anti-internet law this summer was designed to gather information about the most active users of the rune. By registering them on the website of the state services to vote for the petition...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86084
 26.08.2013
Emmanuelle Cosmodrome:
I have exactly the same cat. I call him Gandhi. For the character.
by Mikhail Mitrofanov:
So soft and elastic?

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №86083
 26.08.2013
t1: I went to sort with the tablet, and I read the air refresher all the time. :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86082
 26.08.2013
Love is when sometimes a loved one wants to strike, stifle, knock something heavy, but to get away from it - NEVER!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86081
 26.08.2013
It is as impossible as making a person laugh and cry at the same time.
YYY: What is this impossible? Just simply. Tell a very funny joke to a man with broken ribs.
zzz: Tell someone that he has won in the lottery, but to get the win must sign a paper sent through the Russian Post, get money from Sberbank and make a mortgage.
XXX: Yes, a bad example


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86080
 26.08.2013
The correspondence of the shift of those. The support:
Black Rider: Are you here?
See also: AGA
Black Rider: Andrei went out to eat, and I definitely need to fuck, insure you?
Oleg: No, you are there by yourself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86079
 26.08.2013
This lack of sleep... Although at my age, in any state, I should know: first shake the juice, then open the lid. Not the opposite...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86078
 26.08.2013
Ray: How are you doing, by the way?
Cannes: It’s very silly.
We decided to get married...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86077
 26.08.2013
He is not stupid, but is easier to ask than to guess. he as if cut off, looking for hollow WiFi didn't find, but it turned out in his house there is an office line, wearing a suit that sister for the wedding bought, wear a sleeve, came, I like that, from that, you can call to clarify, sat on the household opened a notebook, what it was hollowed, then with a serious view, I now give you the information on the electronic skin, tell me the password from WiFi...still use, and you are talking stupid

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86076
 26.08.2013
>> of this
>> on this
>> to the
>> here
>> this is
Be human, please do not comment on every quote. How many can read the same on the main / in fresh. Keep your opinion on your own, because everyone is flattered.
With respect Fedor.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86075
 26.08.2013
Here is this:
here here :

A man comes into the store and says.
I am from Rusalko.
Yes it happens.
- Fuck me from the Russian Alcohol company, show me the vitrines!! to

When I was a student, I worked as a salesman in a supermarket. And here, on my first day at work, when nothing seemed to predict trouble, a aunt approached me and said:
I am a snowman. Has my goods arrived?
I answered, say, a minute, now I will clarify. And she went to scare all the sellers with the message that there was some Snowmen there, and she wondered if her goods had arrived. However, no one could understand what Snowden was and what kind of goods she needed. I went back to her to find out what she needed, and it turned out that she was a sales representative of the company, and she was interested in the canned vegetables of this brand.
I look all forgotten about a guy from the company Russian Window, who knocked on the door and imagined Jasruskina?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86074
 25.08.2013
Strange that you are so afraid.
Next time you try, for example, to hide a tail under your clothes, rather than carry it in your hands.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86073
 25.08.2013
The most important thing to do in the state of drunkenness is to understand that you are in the present time, not in the past, and any of your offenses can not be changed in the future.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86072
 25.08.2013
The cat caught the bird. She tortured, played, shattered, almost killed, pressed to the heart with a soft, nailless leg and licked out.
This world is full of love.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86071
 25.08.2013
Talked to the faithful about strangers... Fuck to say to a pregnant wife "Of course it is unpleasant when something alive comes out of you!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86070
 25.08.2013
Comments to ~164GB distribution on torrent tracker
Saten: Don’t leave the distribution for 50 years until I jump.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86069
 25.08.2013
I’m almost 32 years old and only today, when I read about Easter Borderlands 2, I learned that Scrooge’s nephews were actually called Hughes, Louis and Dewey. I was 100% sure they were Tilly, Billy, Willy! and Ponca is Webby.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86068
 25.08.2013
> Yes, give the Ministry of Emergencies earthquakes to clear and deepen the river streams. Call it
> "Prevention of emergency situations" And money can even be given the same amount, and even
> and more.

Theft will be impossible or very difficult. Here is the river, here is the sewage of the soil, here is the place where all this was exported - you can measure everything with accuracy to the percentage of how much work has been done. Prices are also known for all of this, and it will not be possible to overestimate them. Maximum - outlets on purchases, but there will also be copies.

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