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When I was a child, after reading “Alice in Wonderland,” another question tormented me. How does a crown look like a desk?

and pennies)

The news. After the earthquake, half of the prisoners escaped.
The second news. Half of those who fled returned to prison.

A mathematical textbook, second grade. Only a question like "What part of the prisoners remained in jail after all the escapes" is missing.

Remembering the bad neighbors :)
As long ago in the beginning of zero (then not yet all the iron doors stood) to one such neighbor the door door door with brick clamps placed:) Suffered, of course, with bricks and solution, but it was worth it:) In the solution added a liquid glass, so that in the morning exactly everything was caught:) It was sad only that they did not have time to stitch and paint in the color of the walls all this thing:) But it looked very fun without this!!! to

Have you ever seen someone smiling in the bathroom??? And I have seen!! In the new advertisement zeva with a washable slide)))))

From Mother’s Forum:

Have you ever had spontaneous sex? Outside of home?
was of course. There is nowhere to wash. This is called dirty sex. I do not like it very much. We do it at home or where there is a shower.
Now I know what dirty sex is. I’ve been thinking about it all my life.)

Why are beautiful guys so shit?
I have to get rid of demand somehow.

From the famous reality show website:

Elena1: Something immediately recalled - We have in the summer camp for children physruck - retiree always on holidays under a feather hat soldier helmet - children contingent unpredictable, and suddenly....

PSG: What has happened. I went to the communications chief to take the service. They sit in a separate cabinet, this cabinet has a tamper in which there is equipment with coolers (cold, respectively). Therefore, they close the door into their room so that it does not freeze, and when you knock on the outside door, they do not hear. So they hanged the bell: you approach, you call, they open. So, I called, I stood, I wondered if someone went to the microphone, hz caroch...Well, the man-connector opens, and I’m on the machine "A Denis at home?". Blair asked if he would go for a walk or not.

During the night, drunk fishermen caught a mermaid, but in the morning it turned out to be a sumo. Everyone is ashamed."
Alexander: Everyone was ashamed, and only the summon mysteriously smiled.

from VK3

The job of a pharmacist is full of dangers. Grandma (a regular customer) is very afraid to do something wrong, often asks right in the pharmacy to unpack the pepper patch and help stick, or help split the tablet into four parts. Once asked to make tea from a cold (she will not guess how much water to pour), and her pressure is measured three times a week. I remember the eyes of our provider full of fear and expectation, the day when the grandmother came for candles from hemorrhoids...

X: I think I don’t smoke for 5 days, even though I smoked 2 cigarettes, but what?
X: not counting
X: Because I forgot
X: I smoke I think fucking is disgusting
X: I look at...
X: I smoke

Zanauda Kun rushes to help:
Have you ever thought that in nature, no one smoothed the cat?
And now, I am accustomed.

Cuddling and cuddling remind cats of the care of their mothers, many even start cuddling their legs as if they massaged the breasts of a nursing cat, and those of them who were early separated from their mother even suck clothes like breasts.

Written by Modo:

Russian Romance: She doesn’t love me. I will die a painful death, I will know.
Polish romance: She doesn’t love me. Not fate, so we will live.
German Romance: She doesn’t love me. Fuck, she doesn’t love me! He doesn’t like it, and it’s all there.
Spanish romance: She doesn’t love me, but she loves Jorge. No, she wants to, but Jorge is not a resident.
Irish feast: I had a friend, he was not loved by the girls in his hometown of Connaught. So he sailed to the mainland and travelled all over France. Bring me another beer.

Reminded me of milk and milk. When the son was 7-8 years old, they played a game with him, combining two random objects on a common trait. According to the rules, the character could be any, starting with the same number of letters in the names and ending with a joke similarity. We quickly abandoned this game because it was too easy for the child to combine any two objects. Much easier than an adult. For example, what is the common between a tractor and a blanket? "And the same people did". So, why am I, do you know what’s in common between the sky and the border? "You can’t eat it at all!"

Antoshin_Denis: The new limitation of the service. You can not change the floor in the questionnaire more than once per hour.
Kurfurstendamm: Denis, how did you come to that?

of Peter’s Intelligence.
xxx:you won't believe, until I arrived here, I almost didn't measure myself )) for my whole life from my father one only time I heard how he squeezed...fishing the fish broke up ))) and I crushed with him 1 time - emotionally told about the service in the army ))
xxx: and once again in youth politeness and you sent your boss's naked))
Boris Aleksandrovich, you go to...
xxx:he calls the director "Anastasia Yosifovna, Aliyev sent me"...."Where?"..."You do not know where they send?"....she - "Aaa...now once Aliyev sent me, so deserved")) a week later I was appointed to his post

to this:
Who is walking in the streets? Especially in the summer when it is warm. In the straw and straw, your knight in his own sweat should fight)))
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They are really such! To explain, I’m 40, I’m fat and after work.
I go to the subway and read the fantasy Sapphire Rose. I raise my eyes – the knight, the truth in the bow... I look into the book, there too... I touched the one in front of me. It is serious, like a bark in the fog. I looked into the book, it was written that they smelled – smelled. It is worth it, but the eyes in the holes of the helmet became big. I finally got caught up, and I thought he probably was hungry. I looked in the bag and gave him a piece of chocolate. He took, worshiped, and something crumbling up into the corner with the prey. I have never heard human speech. Sorry, I didn’t want to scare you! Simply enough, it happened!

Discussions on the Hubble

Thus, prostitutes and programming are a substitute for family life. Like cocaine as a replacement for happiness."

The author is deeply upset.)

from ZH:

I hate classical literature since high school, although I am a humanitarian.
Your warehouse was robbed.

The aim of sanctions against the United States is to block their way into space.
The people, the scientists and we, and they are normal guys who do useful things together. Our rockets have a lot of joint affairs with NASA, and such a political move can ruin everything.
Yes, America does not have its own carrier for human flight now, but it will soon be (several companies are doing it right now). But we will remain without orders, because our Soyuz and Proton missiles are the cheapest and most reliable means of removing satellites, and we are raising good money by launching NASA satellites.
Our device is on a Mars rover that is now crawling on Mars. Our missiles regularly launch NASA satellites. Those who are in the topic of space will not understand you easily.
Do you really want to break this collaboration that has been developing for years?

Even under the USSR during the Cold War there was the "Soyuz-Apollo" program. Politicians are politicians, but do not touch science.