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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85767
 19.08.2013
...

zzz: These are the wrong worms you are crawling.
The real worm must be such that he sits on a leash without any hook, rushes rapidly to the naively floating carousel, suffocates, rises, passes the prey on to the master and, after a comradeship, crumbling the worm's jaw, goes back to underwater hunting!
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And the fishermen,
Are these judges?
Once you pulled it out,
The tail, in half hand!
And the judges,
There were worms before.
A worm once was,
Eat the river!
The Worms were swirling,
Fishermen have lied.
We listened to them,
They climbed on the hooks!
by Andrei Usakov.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85766
 19.08.2013
Pascendi: Today at the Echo Vladimir Vishnevsky complained that modern youth does not understand the line: "I called you all twins in your youth."
And for sure: the girl-leader of the program "Diffiramb" didn't know what "double" is ("It's like a coin like that").

I feel old like a fucking mammoth :-)

(Interesting, do people born in 1990 understand the line from the song "... that you can’t wait for three people at the machine"?)

Ingaret: I heard this version - "and you can't wait for three people at the ATM".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85765
 19.08.2013
I change a week in the Russian resort city N for a week in a new building in Moscow, because the pipet.
Howofony of cockroaches on the shore (Leps, Waenga, Factory and other bouye), screams from the amusement park, drunk companies are not in the order and not in the fall singing oh frost frost what a man black crown, lost souls knocking and ringing in all the gates - and we stopped here, and you don't know where we stopped, the ringing of dishes in the buffet from the sinking columns without an extinguisher, the screams of spears and feathers, the hysterical haunted dogs, the wicked cat break-ups and the subsequent wickedness of catching a half-waste container with chicken bones of eggs... And this, note, the quiet edges.
Perforators, screwdrivers, Bulgarians on the weekend - a child's cradle, believe it!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85764
 19.08.2013
Discuss the fall of Google for 2 minutes:

xxx: The zero is not as shocking as the fact that once you go to Google in search of another question in life, you will see this: The website is inaccessible. It’s even scary to think about this...Who else will answer my questions...
YYY: You’ll think you lived without any internet there before. You go to the library.
Zzz: So to find the address of the library... you have to search in Google!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85763
 19.08.2013
Why invent a mixture of a bulldog with a rhino - a pair of "preamble-fabula", when there is a pair of "prehistory-history"? Just without fucking.
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The man explained that the "preamble/ambula" is a quote from Strugacki. For fun, to raise the mood. The site is humorous.
And put here quotes from Wiki: just like hearing, for example, "Siju, I don't touch anyone, for compulsion I have not even had time to start to find out,what else for compulsion, why he needed it, why to fix it, and then bring a quote from Wiki, that compulsions are not used for a long time, and to conclude that compulsions now no one needs, the microwave is much better.
You won’t do that, right?
Or... stand up?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85762
 19.08.2013
Today, she brought us her old straw. On the question ' why is it us'? She replied: Take it. It’s good, but it doesn’t work.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85761
 19.08.2013
Decided to re-read the words of the classic, wanted to introduce in Yandex "Beautiful time, eye charm...", sealed, introduced "Beautiful porka". Yandex offered the fair sex in Moscow.

And all why? We need to know the classics! "It is time!" (C)

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85760
 18.08.2013
by C HABRA:

XXX: That’s why they are choking. In particular, I am equally confused about paying nothing, only problems of excess on my head and the loss of money, which I have eaten for food is enough...
YYY: Sorry, but why do you feed the tree?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85759
 18.08.2013
Chippolino, my world will never be the same. = = (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85758
 18.08.2013
Screenwriter

On one of the film-forums there is a theme "we will help to find a movie by description" I decided to just come up with a plot that I would like to see in the movie and send them (mol help I can't remember the movie) In the end, 3 people wrote me the title of the same film, downloaded, watched, oh*L, As if I really was a screenwriter and according to my script filmed.

The title! The title must be left!! to

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №85757
 18.08.2013
So I want to please everyone that I imitate even with a shower.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №85756
 18.08.2013
DmitryakaSukhotsky: I will not surrender the EGE, I will go to the army, I will sell everything I had, I will fly to Indonesia, I will pay for microwaves, I will earn money, I will come to Russia, I will swallow all by bribery, I will receive a diploma, I will delight my father, I will go to Australia, I will build a cottage, I will work as a driver until the end of my days, I will make money again, I will fly to Miami, I will settle in a good hotel, I will buy b/u lamborghini, 100 liters of gasoline, a delta plan, I will go to the highest mountain in the United States, I will go off it, I will go to Hollywood, I will look at it, and all. Heppined Nakh!

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85755
 18.08.2013
Up to cynicism. In the fitness club opposite the running trails and cycling trainers hang TVs. and the culinary channel.

[ + 39 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85754
 18.08.2013
I was travelling in Moscow. I had to ride the subway a couple of times with a child in a wheelchair. And there are crossings, stairs, doors... In short, the most common phrase I’ve heard in Moscow was the phrase “give me help.”
Thank you guys. Restore faith in humanity.

[ + 23 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85753
 18.08.2013
I have from these "preambles" and "ambules"; palm to face grew (

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85752
 18.08.2013
Group of Game of Thrones

xxx: advise how to name a cat, I initially plan for Stark
Yyy: I do not advise Stark, they will die very quickly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85751
 18.08.2013
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YYY: No, this is a man who has the contents of the grave himself excavated.)

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85750
 18.08.2013
xxx: advise how to name a cat, I initially plan for Stark
Yyy: I do not advise Stark, they will die very quickly
and *******

Tony Stark is okay.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №85749
 18.08.2013
and summarize:

To you, girl:
to all:

Question of this:
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This is:
Where are the normal headphones "drops"?Well, I don't understand these new-fashioned spots, they remind me of anal sex: they get tight, you feel a strong discomfort and constantly scratch out!
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You have a rich personal experience.
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Is it he, not she?
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I answered the girl!! to
But here is what the anticipating guy, after reading my post, immediately thought of a man - leads to certain thoughts :))

The fact that you are a girl does not cancel the intriguing all the questions gathered here - how do you know the impressions of anal sex? And what about your floor, when it comes to your ass?! to

Just the girl is probably okay with her personal life. Unlike most of the existing tricks.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85748
 18.08.2013
At the age of 19, one of my friends already had a child.
The other got married at 19.
As for me...
Do you want to make a sandstone? = is

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