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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85727
 18.08.2013
ALA: My friend was in Dubai, so then I stumbled over her posts when she dreamed of going home and first spit on the asphalt, throw a bull, scorn someone and everything in the same way )))) because in Dubai she was obliged to behave like a lady from the institute of noble girls
Alexander: Institute of Noble Girls... Fuck, listen, I hope she joked
Because it is sadly different.
ALA: I really didn’t joke! Are you behaving freely?
Alexandra: I’m not about it... we don’t do it at home at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85726
 18.08.2013
We sit with Mommy, make a list of what to buy in the store. I say “drink” because I don’t know what I want. Mom in response "and eat", here’s the list...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85725
 18.08.2013
I saw the blinking tree in the remains of the New Year's Mishura in July at the washing machine, the mole-bite whipped the enot in the blank and saw it with a granite glass in her legs, but today was epic! Two in the slopes of broken bayana next to the zags )))
A good wedding yesterday!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85724
 18.08.2013
This is interesting: on Saturdays and Sundays, few people write in the quotation book of the runnet.
They are working, not sitting at work.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85723
 17.08.2013
How many interesting facts
The secrets of the soul
Know if it is late at night.
Online is

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85722
 17.08.2013
About the asphalt:
I propose to allow officials to build their "seven-story cottages" in the city center. They will lay the asphalt to themselves. Then we turn these "cottages" into schools and kindergartens, and the asphalt remains for ordinary citizens to travel. When the asphalt is exhausted, we resettle officials. And further in the circle.
The idea is a joke, not serious.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85721
 17.08.2013
"The evil maid ordered to separate sweet popcorn from salt"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85720
 17.08.2013
Changed job, first call
We don’t have a monitor though the printer is connected!!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85719
 17.08.2013
Synopsis of "Gadky I"-2
"...in the meantime, somewhere in the crimson’s corner appears a new evil. By stealing the super-secret Russian nanotechnology, he creates a powerful weapon to enslave the world.
Well, at least someone believes that working Russian nanotechnology exists.)).

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85718
 17.08.2013
++++Ban advertising first – let it be viewed only by copyright holders.

Per the law will be broken, right?!! The idea is good

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №85717
 17.08.2013
C YeDeer

I spotted over my aunt on Skype)) during the conversation I began to move my lips without sound, just mouthcover)) until the incredibility it was awkward to observe how she behaved, annoyed, imagined that I did not hear her)) wife was angry)) probably this was one of the reasons for our divorce.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85716
 17.08.2013
About Scotch
A small English town, 9 a.m. My husband and I are leaving a small old hotel. This is a classic English red. I need to pack a box - make a pen to take into the salon as hand luggage. I appeal to the red: "Do you have a scotch?" Reaction unexpected: "Scotch, sir? In the MORNING?" Rjali then together - but he eventually remembered that in some areas of England the glue tape is really called Scotch, but more often it is "glue stripe".

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85715
 17.08.2013
On the other hand, if we do not allow gays, lesbians, foreigners and individuals without registration to attend the Olympics in Sochi, the chances of our national team will increase dramatically.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85714
 17.08.2013
In the first class, when I lived in the community, the noot began to bark. Called a friend from the Faculty of VC, so to say, "in guests". Well, he sat down a little quietly, knocked in the notepad, and then asks, “Do you have Alcohol?” and I thought that it was either a form of wage, or without half a liter there can’t be done. Well, I tell him, “I only have Martini, but the boys don’t drink it. Go to the store?"
My friend spent a minute and a half.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85713
 17.08.2013
You are a superhero.
YYY: is it true? Which?
XXX: The man of Pittsburgh.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №85712
 17.08.2013
In the courtyard, 3 cars, a large company, drink. Shoot from injury, maybe not from injury. Call the dress.
Wedding for whom?
Congratulations for one thing. Go to"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85711
 17.08.2013
Children at the wedding:
Allena, I wish you happiness and that your husband never beats you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85710
 17.08.2013
The son of a acquaintance, put on the tablet unlock on the recognition of the face and cut off.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85709
 17.08.2013
by Aglan:
Today in the store was a great conversation:
Buy a toy!
and no.
Oh well Maam!
You are no longer small.
Buy it, please!! to
I say no!
Well, buy, I’ll give you the salary later!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85708
 17.08.2013
"Irkutans wrapped a film in a car that interfered with the passage"

The comments:
And there was a case when my husband parked the Honda under the windows of the base on Friday and forgot to drive it to the parking lot. So, she stood there all night, and our neighborhood with friends were drunk in the shelter.They were afraid to go out, because they thought they were "passed" from the disciplinary. The fear was inspired by the black color of the car, and especially its number and series, which was accidentally obtained by the spouse at GAI and had "militia affiliation". Since then, we have understood why other drivers have been so hard on the road, and my belief that all drivers are amazingly polite with each other on the road has disappeared.

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