I love cats, but since they don’t play about them, I have to wet zombies.
Yyy: Did you want to urinate the cats?

You have beautiful eyes! I’m sure you see them great!

by Rio

About the professionalism.

I am in line at the pharmacy. In front of me is a guy (P) 30 years old with a friend. In turn, the guy stretches the appointment leaflet and asks the pharmacist(A):
Q: Does it really help or not?
A (strict elderly woman in glasses): and you think prostatitis is a joke?!...
And push a lecture for 10 minutes as this is all serious, and that must be treated.

The shocked guy pays 1,500, silently takes his medication and turns around to leave. A friend (D) stops him behind his shoulder and approaches the window:
D: Wait... Give me the same.

triklozoid: The wife says that her Instagram broke, I ask how she understood it, she answers "I posted a photo and no likes".

It was only when I started loading the exe file instead of the movie that I thanked the greed for having a slow internet.

The Russian Sea at its knee, especially the Red and Mediterranean.

Well, finally justice begins to triumph and the courts have taken over high-ranking officials.

In Letichevsky district court of our region, the head of the district GAI was tried for bribery, which was handed to him by the driver. The process of giving the bribe was recorded by a video recorder.

The judgment of the court, as always, was justified and fair:

1st Driver fined for bribery

2nd The chairman is justified. As stated in the court decision, because "the money itself fell into the hands of the police officer"

Career impasse - the position of President of the Russian Federation

My small cheap tablet on Android has a mania of greatness. Not enough that for him, the capacitive, I have to cut my nails and wash my hands, so he is still on all the sites appears to be Apple products. and then download drivers for the Android site does not give, and drivers for the Apple are not suitable for this problem. Are there psychotherapists for plans?

Look at it, admin.

He was sitting in the classroom, thinking about the configuration of a new
and cystic. My thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door. I am not long
Thinking "who is there?" Through the door, a girl’s voice
New: "I need an administrator I need him documents
It is" I am in Ahuya... Because of the door offended: "Okay
I'll push them to your door - sign and push them.
Back to" I barely fell from the toilet... I say: "Girl,
I’m in a mess here...". She: "Fu, fucking me
I was warned that you were a little weird with us, and then
I’m going to..." and left. I stood up and washed my fruit.
I picked up my papers from the floor and left. I look at
The door...and I almost fall out of laughter. Somewhat ugly
I’ve put my book on it "Server". I turn,
I saw in the hallway of the boss, the expression of his face was
It was as if he had seen his long-lasting grandfather.
I wonder what the boss thought of me? seeing me,
with documents in hand,
Stopping and stopping. What Lia thought.
Student in Accounting?? to
from Ligor

(Arabic )

I went through the underground passage home today. On one side of the street musicians played Chizha... Phantom, not bad so played, with the soul, and against them stood a woman with cats from the shelter, and one of these cats with such attention and interest listened to this song that I understood... not so bad this world, if you properly prioritize.

Oh my god, I want her to be a shit!! to

I’ve noticed this trend: we’ve all been stunned by stupid American and European laws. And lately it has stopped... Something sad has become...

xxx: You never showed your new soldering station at work(((
WOW: I have not seen her at work yet.
I unpacked, checked, switched off.
WOW: But it is fun.
Oh yeah, I’d hit her 😉
This is the technical "apple"!

I am in the line, in the store. In front of me, a young man buys cigarettes.
A pack of parliament aqua blue!
The seller gives him a package, the guy begins to look at it, and the "terrible picture" depicts periodontitis:
- Oh, it can be better with impotence, atheism is scary for me!

We pass by the children's clinic, we see a banner on the wall: "If you love animals, don't eat them, and if you eat, don't say what you love. "My girl comments: "If you love beer, don't drink it, and if you drink, don't say you love it. ")))
Cotte, Odmin, Schredder, o_o

The movie is titled "The Jungle Is Called! In search of the Marsuipilas":
Those who claim that the film is childish, tell them how to explain to children why a dog fucking an uncle in the ear.

Ottlah: For the first time, I was somewhat shocked when contextual advertising began to come from the content of private emails rather than search queries. When I got used to it, I was especially surprised by the persistent advertising of animal cremation and cremation. I tried painfully to remember what, when and to whom (but soberly) I wrote about it.

Denwer: "do you die, fuck"?

Habrhaber

The engineers came out of the board. Here are the consequences.
Thorns, my God Is it difficult to “writ with the letter” and “remember”?
- It's such a deal that "trading" through "and" will be disrespect for yourself :)
Live through it and live through it.
“Writing” is written “Writing”.
The Zombie Zombie

If the subway stops, 80% of Moscovites will not find their home.