My husband is a driver at the MSC. I came with a strange expression today. To the question: "what is happening to him", he answers.
I am too observant.
and??? to
You understand. Today, the tram struck two pedestrians and stuck. So, I looked at the time and the work of the guys. They pulled out of the tram half the first pedestrian in the first half. Half of the second half of the second!!! to

Conversation in the corridor:
I’m late, I’m late for the meeting.
M: What did you think of before?
Q: Why did I have to think?? to

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By the way, if a Muslim woman marries an alien (Russian in particular) it is almost a deadly sin for her, and at least the reproach of all relatives, or even kill can.
and ski:
This is an example for imitation. Let’s finally kill!

admin chat: all, I’m gone, be smart.
admin chat is gone
We are now beginning with Theres, Hungary and Sodom!! to
Modern chat: happiness I will arrange you both

You have burned. Here is the list:

Tagged ‘Shoes’ and ‘Shoes’.
A reactive projectile to destroy the living force "quarantine".
Aircraft satellite communication station "Vorchun".
Tagged with "Sweetness"
Tagged with "Argument", "Surprise"
Aircraft gun "Ballerina"
Intercontinental ballistic missiles "Molodec", "Courier".
Tank "Bananas", "Pets"
Flower names of the SAU: "Gossip", "Pion", "Tulpan" and others.
The BCMP "Framework"
Tagged with "Buratino"
Tagged with: "Vasilech", "Relationship"
Tagged with: "Granate "Granate "
The building of the "Zoo"
Tagged with: "Spring"
The subcaliber projectile "Mummy"
Tagged with "Baby"
Tagged with: "Abbats", "Abricos"
Radio station "Bayyan"
The helicopter (! ) Tagged with "boomerang"

Many of them. It is enough to write in the wiki "Slovak names of Russian weapons".

Lord of the Pelmenes: In fact, I even have some theory about the life of the pelmenes
Killer is
Most of them do not understand their purpose in life.
The Lord of the Pelmenes: Most of their lives they are in anabolic
When you throw them into boiling water, they consider it their second birth.
Master of Pelmenay: and ready to follow your spoon.
The Lord of Pelmenay: Perceiving It as the Only True Orientation
The Lord of Pelmen: and all this for the sake of being eaten
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God... that is, after anabiotic, in boiling water, they seem to be born, start to get acquainted, start families and here they are caught and placed in a plate... they cling to hold each other, they are afraid... and you one of them tear it off and pull it into the mouth, and the other holds it for a pen and unfolds a little, as if screaming: it doesn’t eat!!!! Please do not eat!! to

I don’t eat pellets anymore.

If you are lost, go down the river to the southern shore of the Arctic Ocean. On the left is Murmansk, on the right is Anatyr.
YYY: What if it was Volga?
XXX: So not the fate )))

I urgently need a website!!! Then the girlfriend will come and get out of the house.
Will Anita be able to?
XH: O_o
A... I understand it...)))
Tag: the refuge

A familiar ambulance officer told me:
I come to call my grandfather, who has cancer, for severe pain. I am injecting a narcotic drug. I am going to leave, the grandmother-wife approaches and says, say, a dear man, that a hundred times to chase the car, he would leave me a couple of magic ampoules, and I would inject him myself, when he gets worse again. To this I reasonably replied to her, that in any case I have a criminal article for such things.The old lady, not thinking for a second, said: "Nothing, son, there are also people, they also need a doctor."

If every one of those who speak of a lost generation had given birth to a child and had raised him not as a man, but as a man, you would see, and the generation would not be overwhelmed.

XHH: Nothing to do at work
How much nothing?
xxx: found a beaten pixel on a full HD monitor, in the corner

To grasp the pads and steer the nails so that they don’t work?
It was easier for us in the army: if a soldier goes with empty hands, he is unworking, and he needs to be squeezed urgently.
And if the soldier goes with a spade or grabble, he works. In addition, you can disturb the shape of clothes, work!

to this:
"Granate to subwoofer "Granate to subwoofer""

And what about you - Five-piece bracelets, convoy for 5 people "Bouquet"?

This is:
The name of weapons. I’ve always liked the grenade to the submersible grenade "Drop"

The worst, in my opinion, is the intercontinental ballistic missile "Kurier" and the intercontinental ballistic missile "RT-23 UTTH" "Molodec" with ten nuclear weapons.

One of my colleagues, who once worked as a police investigator for 20 years, told me how one day mice broke into the chamber and bit the seized samples of drugs. Imagine then the picture: the corridor of the UVD - and a mouse goes through it with a zig-zag. She’s popped on people, popped on screams – she’s under the pit!
And one day we, then practitioners in the district prosecutor’s office, were sent to destroy by act the witnesses in the already closed case. Well, they took the boxes, opened up the desert behind the building, set fire... Then the act was made: said, such things in the criminal case number such things were destroyed by burning. All would be nothing - and only among the scientists there was a hammer and foam, formally also burned. The assistant prosecutor who gave us the assignment: "Well, the practitioners went! They desire to burn from the fire.

xxx: When on Friday I voluntarily wrote a letter to the customs authorities that the remote control for the toilet(!!) It does not contain the means of encryption and cryptography, I understood: here it is - my professional life has reached its fairy apogee.

The telecast took
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What kind of nipples?
Q: Are you a fool?
HHH: The telecast took off!! to

-I sit on the internet I look at the pictures, on one screen of the sms "I Katya.22.170.50.3 Keen 100r. I'll send a photo, we'll see you"... 5 minutes thought why the girl sends her email address. admin is a diagnosis.

"Hello" - wrote a friend in aske and a call came out. "Hi, how are you doing?" - I raised the phone and jokingly said to the customer.

Recently, my girl and I had a hork, well, and periodically let him walk around the apartment, we sit, so we hear a mess! Immediately came the thought of the balcony..., but everything is not so scary, there is a gap in the floor of the balcony, well, we think, there and crossed, I run to the neighbors from below, the grandfather opens
I: Yeah... you’ve got here... Horec must have fallen.
D (not upset): aaah, it was a horec, he ate an apple in the room... I was in shock, what did my grandfather think when a large rat-like creature fell from the ceiling!?! I have to give him an apple!