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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85647
 16.08.2013
C 4PDA/ Discussion clock from Hyetis with a 41 megapixel camera.
Sevenfolder - The title fully reflects what they are going to sell
Oleg-ros - The name fully reflects the essence of the future owner!
Andrew927 - I love (sarcasm) modern trends! Now let’s put all the cameras on! In the refrigerators, in the columns, in the mice, in the keyboards. There will soon be a 10 megapixel camera. with an extra 42 megapixel camera – because we put your camera in the camera so you can shoot when you shoot

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85646
 16.08.2013
A man lived with his son for 40 years in the jungles of Vietnam in conditions of complete separation from civilization. They ate mostly vegetables and vegetables, and the meat was obtained by hunting.
Yes, they were lucky, they had a healthy diet, no chemistry.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85645
 16.08.2013
Andrei, go back to your job!
What is a magical word?
XXX is out!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85644
 16.08.2013
Although the Zaporozhye Cossacks were deeply religious Orthodox believers, they were honored here by the Chimorodians, also called Characterists. They were, in any case, Cossack witches. They were engaged in clairvoyance, medicine and psychology. According to legends, they could even pass through walls and turn into animals.

Through the walls to the grandmothers, in the animals on the holidays...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85643
 16.08.2013
to this:

We went somewhere in the car to ride. I decided to make the girl pleasant, bought a flower, put it in a barbecue, closed it not to the end, you need to go to the barbecue, he opens himself and there is a flower, unexpectedly pleasant, in general, everything should go cool. And so I meet her, we go, I see the cat, I rush, I cut off the bumper... EPIC FAIL

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Channel, I can't sleep... the mess opened or not???! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85642
 15.08.2013
We had an employee, Anna Bagirov.
The new secretary reports to the telephone - there is a call for Bagira Ivanovna.
It was up))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85641
 15.08.2013
I write an angry service to marketers, the emotions are shrinking, the words are lacking... "the budget of the department is laid down... laid down... hm, what is the right word to pick up? Let me put a clue in the word word to suggest a synonym for the word "injected". The proposed synonyms: drinking (?Missed, stunned, and derby (WTF???I seem to know something about the Russian language... Or maybe, to the hell of prejudice, to write: "In the department budget there is a sufficient amount for consulting services..."?? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85640
 15.08.2013
From the lifehacking advice:
21 is If you think of baking cookies and find that you do not have eggs, keep in mind that they can successfully replace bananas (half a banana per egg).

If I discovered that I don’t have eggs, I’t have a cake.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85639
 15.08.2013
The news.

Sanitary service recognized worms in the water pipeline of Orsk not dangerous.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85638
 15.08.2013
Love> - Amendments to the legislation will establish a lifelong principle of ownership of family property, it can only be transferred by inheritance. So we will contribute to the creation of birth nests, Fedorov explained.
<brandelf> then there will be mansions and serfs :)
<brandelf> and the king
* dk ÁthainLove introduced a damned cartilage - a birth nest
<brandelf> black and white :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №85637
 15.08.2013
from JJ:
And my girlfriend's girl name is Draco, so when my younger brother was born, my dad went to the ZAGS to record the baby.
Drake says
Aunt recording "Dragon"
Dad is terrified:
- Without "N"!!! to
My aunt wrote carefully:
- "They"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85636
 15.08.2013
What films where the characters have unusual addictions (culinary, erotic, household, in clothes, hobbies, etc.) Do you know and love?

vortep vortep: "The silence of the sheep". "Culinary" series "Hannibal" and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85635
 15.08.2013
From the description of the 200 mW laser indicator and a 20 km long beam, which pervades nearby objects: Ideal for playing with animals and children.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85634
 15.08.2013
K to:
If the turtle is large, it responds to the name of one of the Renaissance artists, loves pizza and friend of the rat. Do not take it in any case!!! to

On the contrary, take it for sure)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85633
 15.08.2013
My grandmother uses Skype. On the video, Grandma says:
"I got a message here ' For a high-quality video you need a faster connection'. How can I"

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85632
 15.08.2013
In one yard we laid a new asphalt, printed and hanged an announcement:
'Cars not put until the second half of the evening tomorrow'
It was a fun three days.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85631
 15.08.2013
XXX: I’m going to work.
YYY: And how then? Which verb is stronger in this situation?)
xxx: at 10 18 meet the babysitter, take her to myself and to work
Yes, it’s all planned, not even interesting.
YYY: I thought you had a dilemma there.
I have everything planned by the end of September.
YYY: How do you live the moment?
xxx: A moment I quit living in the 98th, when the toluens were removed from his composition.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85630
 15.08.2013
Dialogue from Khabarovsk:
Do not take an umbrella?
Do you wear an umbrella? The Last Berry!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85629
 15.08.2013
Immediately after the war, Rokossovsky built a huge mansion for himself and invited the entire Politburo and the entire General Staff to wash. We walked all night, sang songs, remembered the war. Everyone says goodbye in the morning, and Stalin says, “Thank you very much. Roccosovsky, a good children's holiday home you built. The same day the house was occupied by orphans. Rocosovsky himself long afterwards had fun about this, and several times washed a new, more modest house, but already in a narrower circle.

There were, of course, twists at the time... But at least anyone can imagine that now, with modern oligarchs, they could do so??? It would be worth...

This is probably more appropriate:
“Thank you very much, Uncle Vova, you built a nice house for me.
No reason for that, Ramadan.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85628
 15.08.2013
Our grandmother walks and cries: "And who invented it? How do you call it "Pokakun"? The grandson from his room: “POKEMON, grandmother, this is PO-KE-MON!”and "

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