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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75567
 09.01.2013
My mother is a philologist. He fills some papers in the neighboring room. I hear him scream:
How does the dog write?
I, in utter confusion, dictate by slogans:
- "So-ba-ka"
The same disturbing pause in response, then rust:
- The sign of the "dog", fucking!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75566
 09.01.2013
The ordinary working day stretches as a technical support specialist, suddenly behind the wall a drilling sound, and in a second a scream from the neighboring department "Lord! He found me, I don’t know how, but he found me. The neighborhood!!and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75565
 09.01.2013
> and >
The officer took out a clean towel from his pocket, disassembled two stems, wiped out the towel and showed her an absolutely clean towel.

And the oil? Why are the bars not dirty, shit?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75564
 09.01.2013
Before I bought a car, I thought I didn’t like cars. However, after buying the car, I stopped thinking so, but just began to know it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75563
 09.01.2013
I’ve seen and heard a lot while working in the farm. But when I said, I shouted to the Azerbaijani: “Think it’s better that it’s not Russian!”And" I thought about it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75562
 09.01.2013
The Lady:
The great power of the internet. With a light hand movement, you can find the husband's mistress, find out her age, phone, where she works, and almost everything in general.
The Internet is a great thing, but social networks are evil on a universal scale!
2nd Men, change your passwords if you want to live peacefully.
..................
The great power of the internet. My husband will find a new one.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75561
 09.01.2013
Arina
Compatibility of my name

A favorable alliance with Averyan, Babylon, Galacton, Emelyan, Modest, Tretyak, Philimon. Complicated relationships are likely with Abram, Anuphrie, Dasi, Miron, Putislav.

Ksenia
LOL
Beware of Pussy Riot, they are here at every step.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75560
 09.01.2013
I remembered something...
We had a colonel in the army, a commander of the unit.
xxx: such a real folk fuck, with a harsh army humor
xxx: So, after the next moral destruction of the personnel, he smiled and spoke to the whole square "Experiences, comrades! I have a part!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75559
 09.01.2013
The Goddard Hero clearly described all my weekends: "Nothing new. It is there."

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75558
 09.01.2013
kepifi: night, got up from the couch that the cat from the closet to drive out, there put a bunch can and apparently accidentally pressed on the controller, the TV is turned on and here we put a bunch already two (((

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75557
 09.01.2013
Writers are snoopers-santechnicians of human souls.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №75556
 09.01.2013
...This garçon in the Versailles Café of the 2007-2008 model seemed to not stand out from his fellow men. Shoes on a thick waist, black pants, a dirty fork bound, a white shirt unfresh at the end of the day and a look - economic and a little tired. The waitress at 5 p.m. He had his part of responsibility - cleaning dirty dishes. After cleaning the next table, he stood up in the corner of the hall, crossing his hands on his chest and looking out where else he needed to work. Excursion buses brought 50-60 tourists right now, and these same tourists ate in this cafe at an interval of half an hour. How many such buses passed on a working day, the hell knows. There was a lot of dishes.
I forgot to say it was a square. garçon and garçon. Servant and... in general he was not 10 years old. Calling a child his tongue does not turn. Together with his mother, a cook-washer and his dad, he held a family business five minutes from the Palace of Versailles.

And then there was San Francisco. and other stories. The Arabs. The Qur’an permits four wives. The French law does not. But if you consistently marry and divorce - why not try it. As a result, there are (formally naturally) four single mothers and an unemployed father. With five benefits you can live a long and happy large Arab family. Bablo earned these benefits, as I understand, that 10-year-old boy.

This is what I will say. Democracy and socialism are incompatible. If you want democracy, make a living for yourself. If you want social benefits to the poor, forget about democracy. Otherwise, lovers of the hallway will choose their Holland with the program "to take and share". And then there will be a 50-75% tax, public debt and production leakage to China. So Depardieu is the least clinical idiot. Rather, idiots are like those who go to Europe in the hope of finding a well-organized 1972 pattern. They are late for 30 years. The other people have already eaten it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75555
 09.01.2013
Depardieu will be surprised when he trembles.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75554
 09.01.2013
And the Russians have been consolidating their faith for more than 1,000 years.
This is how "Sberbank of Russia was established in 1841" But is he not the successor of the Soviet Sberbank? Did you spend this period in the underground?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №75553
 09.01.2013
(Discussion of a photo with a bunch of bees in a glass with juice, signature "corporativ bilina")
They are bees, not bees.
Zzzz: What a difference, the rear is striped.
TTT: tigers with zebras there

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75552
 09.01.2013
Do you have a neighbor with a drill?
xxx: the meaning of a fool who drills something at least a week a month wall

YYY: No, I have a neighbor with a falsifier.
yyy: which will be used once a day, regardless of the time of day)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75551
 09.01.2013
I have been smoking to the toilet for a long time, while my ancestors are asleep, they can’t hear me smoke at all.
At four o’clock in the morning, my friend arrived before they went to work. And not even noticed anything. Neither a whisper nor a whisper, even her whirlwind in my room rolled, until I noticed and cleaned it. to safeguard.
It will be easy to rob you when you leave the house.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75550
 09.01.2013
Painted for two days the customer’s mask, as he ordered, in African style, took a beautiful face from Africa, as the customer said. He calls me today and says:
I wanted an Indian.
I: So you said Africa and the African face.
He is: Yes. They all live in one place.
...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75549
 09.01.2013
Conversation on Skype:
I am a lazy shit.
She is Par-pa-pa-pam!
He: I will not give up the session
She is Par-pa-pa-pam!
My girlfriend is a fool.
She is: What?! to
He did not go... Par-pa-pa-pam?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75548
 09.01.2013
Who will put the baby to sleep today?
She: I will sleep with him!
You will not fall asleep! I go swimming and you think about sex.
She is AAA! I will fall asleep in sweet dreams.
If you fall asleep, you will have rough sex, and if you don’t fall asleep, you will have gentle sex.
She: That is, those sleeping me, are you just brutally raping?
He is: No! I will rape her brutally, and you will rape me brutally for that!! to

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