The Habr:
Discussions about contactless SIM card reading in passengers of the Moscow metro:

xxx: Can you ask the physical principle of operation of such a sensor?
YYY: It is magic.
zzz: No other than dark electrical forces.
QQQ: The sensor is working on paranoia.

I started reading German classical philosophy. (Nobody cares that this is not the case)
to whom?
and Friedrich.
Is it Nietzsche?
and AGA.
and Zarathustra?
- Yes
I have read.
Why Why?
It was interesting.
Well and how? Did you bring something for yourself?
I took my brain!

He used to look through the windows to see the naked neighbor in the house in the opposite, guarded for hours to see something through the muddy glasses and the accidentally untouched curtain.
Now it is enough to go to the social network and everything on the palm and in HD quality.
It was boring.

Galka: the son, at the age of 12, declaring that he wants to buy a fire extinguisher, caused a modest tide of pride and a tsunami of suspicion.

Yesterday I told the girl I love her. After a brief pause, she looked me in the eyes and said, “Why didn’t you shave yourself?”

Sometimes I play volleyball at the stadium. Players change, and I’m a married girl, so I don’t meet anyone and I’m just looking at the ball. Everything would be nothing, and the husband began to arrange scenes of jealousy, with interrogations on the topic of how many men in the team, how many years, what appearance. I have nothing to answer. I had to start watching and communicating. All for your tranquility, my dear. and :-)

dEd: So there, with a couple of parties?
Monkeydig: I can't, I have children, my wife is not at home.
dEd: this is what we ask in the pictures to do:
Waiting: My wife is with me, there are no children at home
The reality is :)

In the photo salon comes a fighting grandmother and her infantile thick eyelid granddaughter. The grandmother says: - take a shot of this fool, or he had no place to write the password from the EGE as on the passport!

In 9th grade I ran 100 meters in 9 seconds.
This is a women’s world record!
Wow, I was told that too.
You are running like a grandmother!"

xxx: I check school compositions on the topic "My family".
xxx: I read: I have a sister and two braZZers".
XXX: I have thought.

[22:13] And my beloved appointed a meeting with me to discourage me from the fact that he does not take our relationship seriously!
XXX [11:00]... And I slept her...

I: One girl said I was the last guy on earth she would sleep with.
Friend : and?
I thought I was the first :)

How critical is loading in the hieroglyphic report to you? At the moment, the environment is not ready, functionality is not broken.
There are almost no hieroglyphs in the Czech language.

Here is what I understood:
The official currency is the promile.
They all convert to it.

I learned to reassemble the screw when I was 15. Ten years have passed, but I still remember:

E E E E E E E 2
x x forty seven
Game of Six Er Te
Three K de Er.
The Three Players

With VIO:

Q: How do the fans of the Moscow Spartak welcome each other?
A: I am choking.

The Race:
This
In the toilet there are two refresher new type "Evening Garden" and "Ocean breeze", not those that are under pressure, but in transparent bottles with a liquid resembling water. So the two ended up and I decided to combine them into one bottle, hoping to get the "Ocean Breeze in the Evening Garden," but it turned out to be something like the "Drainage Breakthrough near the mud." How? → How is it possible?and :(
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Remember the first law of organic chemistry: “Kilograms of strawberries + a kilogram of strawberries = 2 kilograms of strawberries.”
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Absolutely all fragrances existing in the world are repeated in plants in the form of aromatic formulas and patterns. You can prove this by constructing the smell of a cats place from the delightful scents of jasmine, pachula, sandal, fenchel, rosemary and majoran." (c) from the book of the aromatherapist S. Mirgorodskaya

You have too bad opinion of life in the early 20th century.
Yyy: the peasants from the depth saw the first light bulb after the Second World War
YYY: And that’s not all.
Zzz: How many of them put it in their mouths?

A man does not have to be beautiful. A man must be a man.
The captain of obviousness does not have to be a captain. The master of obvious must speak of obvious.

Mistake, the mother of experience, does not like its too independent offspring.